A guy takes his wife to

A guy takes his wife to a football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his wife how she liked the game.
Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldnt understand why they were fighting for 25 cents.
What do you mean?
They kept screaming:Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back.

May, 21 2010 302 chars (2 sms) 3512 views Funny

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Height of secrecy.

Height of secrecy...

Tushar kapoor pays the producer 50 lacs for taking him in films..lol

yad e mazi azab hy ya rab

Teacher;
Translate into English
"Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mjhse Hafiza Mera"

Papu:My Mind is Full of Data Base,
O God!Plz Make Me a Mental Case" ;->

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,
Million soldiers 2 protect a country,
But just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
Let''s Thank...

KAAMWALI ;->

Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon

Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon

Wo PANI ki Thandak

Wo SAABUN ki Khushbu

Wo DHULAY hue chehre ki Khubsurati

Aap kya Jaano

Ye to sirf Muu Dhone wale he jante hain

Question: why did GOD

Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.

In bio practical:

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

''alar balr baawe da

''alar balr baawe da bawaa kanaq kiaaye ga baawi bae kae chateae ge 100 rupea wte ge 1 rupeea khoota oda liaanda loot knd chille gaey sajna minu noat wkhaa maera mood bnealar balr baawe da bawaa kanaq kiaaye ga baawi bae kae chateae ge 100 rupea wte ge 1 rupeea khoota oda liaanda loot knd chille gaey sajna minu noat wkhaa maera mood bne''

Pthan

Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha.

Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho?

Rail guzri to mr jao ge.

Pthan: Abi upar se jahaz guzra, kuch ni hua,
Rail kya cheez hy..?

10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha

Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur bachay se kaha
"kia tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cigaratte pety ho?"

BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue
"Mohtarma ...."

"KIA AAP K SHOHAR KO MALUM HY
K AP KISI GHAIR MARD SE BAAT KAR RAHE HAN... =P ;->

Swimming pool me 6

Swimming pool me 6 bachon ne jump mari or swimming pool ka sara pani gaib! Why??

Kion k new pamper ab pehle se bhi ziada jazb karta hai! :);-)

I had many options...

I had many options...
POISON,
ELECTROCUTION,
SLEEPING PILLS,
HANGING BY NECK,
COMING UNDER TRAIN,
JUMPING FROM A HEIGHT,
But...
I Chosed Education..... :->

I had many options...

I had many options...
POISON,
ELECTROCUTION,
SLEEPING PILLS,
HANGING BY NECK,
COMING UNDER TRAIN,
JUMPING FROM A HEIGHT,
But...
I Chosed Education..... :->

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