A guy takes his wife to

A guy takes his wife to
A guy takes his wife to a football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his wife how she liked the game.
Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldnt understand why they were fighting for 25 cents.
What do you mean?
They kept screaming:Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back.
  

May, 21 2010     302 chars (2 sms)     2953 views       Funny

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After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the eyes, tongue & ears of his 1st patient by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch Theek hai...!!!

* T V na Dekhne Se
Gunaho''n Main Kami *

* Sabar Kerne Se
Jannat Main Janey k
Ziada Chances *





~ A Public Service
Message Brought To
You By "K.E.S.C" ~ ;->

Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?

Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!

Sam: It’s a family tradition.

Teacher: What do you mean?

Sam: Sir, my Grandpa was a street Hawker, my Father is a Teacher.

Teacher: What about your mother?

Sam: She’s a woman.
Gulaab ko b kamal bana dete,
uski ik ada par kai gazal bana dete,
kambhakt marti nahi mujh par larkiyan,
warna CHAND par b TAJMAHAL bana dete.
Zardari Teri Sharafat Pe Kis Ko Na Hoga Shak, , ,


Halki Halki Bhook Main Halka Phulka TUC . . . /:-)
Life Is A Card Game


During d 1st Half
Of Whch
V Get Brthday, Valentine''s Day,
Bst Wshes, Frndship n
Wedding Cards

&

During 2nd Half
Get-well Soon Cards ... ;->
Experiencd Man Says:

"The Real Problem

Doesnt Start Whn Boy

Starts Luking At A Girl.

It Begins, Whn She

Turns &

Looks Back At D Guy"



(",)
<))> Xcuse Me
_/?_

Aap kAAm bAAd mE kArnA,,
PhELE MEri bAAt SuNLo,,

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dil laga k kaam kiya karo =P ;->
U know i saw sumone in a coffee shop

Really good lookin

Very SmartSo Delightful

More like a Celebrity

I walked nearer...

Damn !

THESE MIRRORS YAAR!
Son : Mom, Teacher Was Asking Me 2day
If U Have Any Bro Or Sis Who Will Be Coming To School
Mom : Dats Nice Of Her To Take Such Intrest In You.

So What Did She Say When U Told Her That Youre The Onlu Child
My Dear?
Son : She Just Said ... Thank Goodness
Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho

Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.