A guy takes his wife to a football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his wife how she liked the game.
Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldnt understand why they were fighting for 25 cents.
What do you mean?
They kept screaming:Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back.
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Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
''ALLAH AAP KI UMAR LAMBI KARE!
ALLAH AAP KO NAUKRI DE!
ALLAH AAP KO KHUSH RAKHE!
ALLAH AAP KI ROZI MAIN BARKAT DE!
YAAD HO GEYA?
CHAL PHIR KATORA UTHA OR SHOORU HO JA.''
