Maths Teacher asked ALI : if u have 12 choclates

Maths Teacher asked ALI : if u have 12 choclates
Maths Teacher asked ALI : if u have 12 choclates

and

u give 5 to sarah.
3 to sadaf
and
4 to Sonia
than what will u get?


Ali replied: 3 NEW GIRL FRIENDS !!
  

May, 22 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     2122 views       Funny

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