Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,


Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

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May, 26 2010     185 chars (2 sms)     2292 views       Funny

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Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You''re a free man. Just tell me why didn''t you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can''t swim!"
Baba Ranchoddas on dosti-
"Dost ke piche mat bhago.Agar Bhagna hai to dost ki GirlFrnd k piche bhagoDost jhakh marke tumare piche ayega"
Jo 11 Saal Jail Me Rahe
Wo
Sadar-e-Pakistan Hy

Jo 6 Saal Jail Me Rahe
Wo
Wazeer-e-Azam Pakistan Hy


2 , 4 Aap Bhi Jail
Main Guzaar Aaye''n


Mustaqbil Roshan Hy ... ;->

Aik Bv ne apny Naraz Shohar ko msg Bheja (pora parhna)



Zara jo door jaty ho,

Tab ehsas hota hai

k baqi kuch nhi rehta

Mere jevan k angan main

Meri khushion k daman main

Tere bin kuch nhi rahta

Udasi Chahee rahti hai

Sapne Adhuray se lagte hain

Din Sadion se lagte hain

In Ankhon ki jalti lo Madhm parne lagti hai

Umeden marne lagti hain

Tere hathon se mere hath

Achank choot jate hain

Mere Armaan Roty hain

Tujhe awaz dete hain

Tujhe wapas Bulate hain

Suno Laot Aao na

Suno Laot Aao Na







Neez (: Aaty howy tandoor sy 15 Rotiyan Lety aana)

Mathematician
Marries A Girl
After Marriage She
Asks Him: How Do I
Look ?

Mathematician:
Tan C / Sin C =
Sin C / Cos C . Sin C
= 1 / Cos C
= Sec C ... ;->
Umair Taklu He
Phir Bhi Roz Saloon Jata Hai,
Why ???



Pata Nhi ??







Kyu Ki, Saloon Umair Ka Hai..
What is the height of kind heartedness?
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Its "me" messaging u
inspite of d busy schedule!
" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money
''A Great Japanese proverb:
"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it..."

Its PAKISTANI version:
"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste Ur time on it..."''
3 Idiots Would Have Been a More Bigger Hit.

If Kareena Kapoor Would''ve Also Once Said,

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"Jahanpanaah Tussi Great Ho,
Tohfa Qabool Karo" :-)
In a bar 1Guy says 2 another


"I kissd ur mom last n8"


whole bar was waitin 4


d othr Guy''s response.


He laughs&says:


"Lets go home dad,


U r drunk".


Buhot Ache



Wah



Kya Baat Hai



Buhot Aala



Gr8 Yaar



Zabardast



Daad Deni Paregi



Brilliant



Dil Khush Kardiya



La Jawab



Khubsoorat



Bari Himmat Hai



Kamal Hai



Amazing



Shabash



Herat Hai



Khushi Bhi



Yaqeen Nahi Aata



Ke Itna Bkwas SMS Parh Kaise Lete Ho.. :P ;->