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my Wife Recently has Lost her voic
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my Wife Recently has Lost her voic
my Wife Recently has Lost her voic
Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.
What should I do to help her to Get it back?
Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Morning.
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Mulana Fazl-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Huey . .
Mulana Fazl-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Huey . . .
Reporter: Aap K Haath Main Hamesha Tasbeeh Hoti Hai Aap Kia Parhte Hain Tasbeeh Par ?
Mulana: Main Ayatal Kursi Parhta Hoon
Reporter : Aap Itni Jaldi Jaldi Ayatal Kursi Parh Lete Hain
Mulana: Main Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wja Se Kursi Kursi Parhta Hoon ;->
Will you marry Me...!
Will you marry Me...!
Aisa Mere Papa Ne Meri Mama Ko Bola Tha...!
Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda
Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda
Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyon Dete Ho?
Boss:Kyonki Unhe Pehle Se
Hi Gaaliya Khane Ki Aadat Hoti Hai.
: Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Papa : Kyu Beta?
Boy : Aaj School Mein Hamara Wazan Kiya Tha.
Papa : Toh Kya Hua?
Boy : Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya to.;->
some like sunday so
Some like Sunday
Some like Monday,
But i like Your Birthday.
Happy Birthday my sweetheart
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Submitted By Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
U Know Students
U
Know
Students
Ki
Kab
Eid
Hoti
Hai
Jab Teachers Chutti Karty Hain
FARAZ
Ab tu sonay ko dil karta hai mera
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FARAZ
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Jab sa kamray mein AC laga hai generator ka sath
"Happy loadshding in Pakistan"
I WANT TO TELL you ONE THING
I WANT TO TELL you ONE THING
-•= > PLZ DON"T MISTAKE ME .
-•= > PLZ DO IT SINCERELY .
WEAR A HELMET WHEN WALKING .
BECAUSE............................?
" Empty Things Break Easily "
tute dil ko lekar ph
Tute dil ko lekar phirta ha PAPPU gali gali
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Tute dil ko lekar phirta ha PAPPU gali gali
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Masakali Masakali
Matakali Matakali... ;->
larky waley larki dekhne gaye
Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:
Larky ne Larki se pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata hai?
Larki: Nahi Mujhe to BANANA KHANA Aata hai. :-)
Bst pick up line 2 approch a grl!
Bst pick up line 2 approch a grl!
Go 2 her & ask "is ur dad a
terrorist" She''ll say "wat?"
Then u say "no no I asked coz u
r such a Bomb"
''On this special day
''On this special day
When the world is filled with
Love, hope and joy
I would like to express
My appreciation and care
For the most wonderful person
In the whole wide world
Wont you please be my valentine''
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