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Definition of High Heels:
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Definition of High Heels:
Definition of High Heels:
The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:
A Device Invented for Short Height Women,
Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-)
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Your girlfriend is:
Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
Hello, MSS.
Hello,
MSS.
Dhyan Den
Agr Ap Is Dhyan Denewale
Msg ko Dhyan se Padhenge
To Apke Dhyan Main 1 Bat
Aaegi k Is Msg Main
Dhyan Denewali koi Bat Hi Nahi håì
Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.
Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.
Aur Bola:
Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.
Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)
Galileo used small lamp 2 stdy.
Galileo used small lamp 2 stdy.
Graham Bel usd candle 2 stdy.
Shakespare usd street light 2 stdy.
Mjhy ye smjh nai ata
"Saley din ma makhi marty thy kia?''''
SHART
is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki bazee,
agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena tumhari
Boy 2 God:
Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.
God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p
Someone wrote to
Someone wrote to PATHAN agr tm zaheen ho to 100 ka blnc bhejo
Hoshyar ho to 200 or
Agr dono ho to 300 bhejo
Pathan sent 600.Rs
and wrote
YARA HM SBKA BAAP HY!
Atleast once in a day,
Atleast once in a day,
Millions of
People in
this World
stand on
Single Leg!
Guess when?
Don''t know?
Its easy!
While wearing CHADDI... =P ;->
Kiya Nazara Tha Hamaray Match Ka
Kiya Nazara Tha Hamaray Match Ka
Ek Hamary 11 Players Khassi
Aur
Unka Ek
"Mike Hussey" :-)
Job In Mobilink
Job In Mobilink
Send Ur Resume To
Mobilink.pk.com
Location Kharachi
Salary:25000 to 60000
Job Nature:
Mobile Tower Pe Beth K Kawo''n Ko Urana Hai . . . .
A golden message for youngsters....
A golden message for youngsters....
A bright future CAN give u many beautiful girls....
But a beautiful girl CANNOT give u a bright future....
Pathan:
Pathan:
Yaar Mere Pass Paise Nhi Hyn
Mjhe Ghar Lena Hy Kia Karo''n ?
Dost: Tou Bnk Se Loan Le Lo!
Pathan:
Loan Tou Le Lo Mgr
Hum Ko Srf Cotto Pehan''ne
Ki Aadat Hy ... ;->
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