Shayad barish hone

Shayad barish hone se pehle asman nela na ho,

Shayeed andhi aane se phle mosam pila na ho,

Magar ye to ho he nhi skta k tum so kar utho or
"BISTER GILA"
na ho !!!!!!!!!!!!

May, 19 2010 184 chars (2 sms) 2243 views Funny

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Mene apne ghar walo

Mene apne ghar walo ko bata dia hai wo sab maan gae hai,

tm b apne ghr walo ko bta do,wo b maan jaenge k
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Shan biryani k sath korma masala free hai.

To Prove His LUV..

To Prove His LUV..

He Swam D DEEPEST Rivr!

Climbd D HIGHEST Mountin!

Crosd D HOTEST Desrt!

She-Divorcd Him...

Kabhi Ghar Pe To Hota Nhi Tha.

Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do

Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.

A Robber,

A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
Who Will Be Driving The Car?

Ans: A Police Officer!!

Height of satte bazi...

Height of satte bazi...

GAmblers playing for ash abhishek marrige..kitne din chalegee

''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..

''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..
Neend me khwab accha lagta he..
Aap bhale he hame sms nahi bhejo,
Hume to aapki kanjusi ka ye aandaz accha lagta he!''

N o t h i n g

N o t h i n g
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T h e
W o r l d
I s
M o r e
E x p e n s i v e
T h a n
H a v i n g
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G i r l f r i e n d
W h o'' s
T o t a l l y
F r e e
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W e e k e n d =P ;)

teri dosti main deewane ho gaye

Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,

Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,

Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,

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Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye.

Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua, Mat BURA kaho usko...

Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua,
Mat BURA kaho usko...
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Tum mujh sy SET ho jao,DAFA karo usko;-)

When I Go Wrong I Need

When I Go Wrong I Need
Ur Hand 2 Correct

When Emotionz Burst I
Need Ur Hand 2 Catch

When I Win I need Ur
Hands 2 Clap

In Short

Ye Haath Mujhy De De
Thakur ... ;->

person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->

"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi"

Ek larka cinema mei film dekhne gya..
Sath wali seat pe ek bari bi beth gæin.
Unk pass 7UP ki bottle thi..
Wo film k doraan hr 10 minute pr ek sip leti..
2 hours bad larke ne unki bottle li or ek he saans mei khali kr k bola,
"Aapse khatm nahi ho rhi thi, isliye meine krdi"
Is per Bari bee boli...

"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi" =P ;->

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