Hamare Office Main

Hamare Office Main
Hamare Office Main Jo Jo Bhi Bolta Hai, Sirf Wahi Sunta Hai Kyon?
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Kyonki Jo Jo Hamare Office Mein Ek Bande Ka Naam Hai Aur Woh Bahut Dheeme Bolta Hai....Isliye Sirf Wahi Sunta Hai.
  

May, 18 2010     209 chars (2 sms)     2536 views       Funny

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Lovely,Smart&Royal
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Romantic kissL on lips..

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Red ROSE
pyar k liye

Yellow ROSE
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White ROSE
Shanti k liye

AUR

Aapke liye?

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