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Hamare Office Main Jo Jo Bhi Bolta Hai, Sirf Wahi Sunta Hai Kyon?
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Kyonki Jo Jo Hamare Office Mein Ek Bande Ka Naam Hai Aur Woh Bahut Dheeme Bolta Hai....Isliye Sirf Wahi Sunta Hai.
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May, 18 2010
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Before marriage:
Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
hamein to apnou nay lota
Hamein to apnou nay lota.
Gairoun main kahan dam tha !
Roti. Kapra. Makan. Ko to choro..
Rat ''lotay main pani'' bhi kam tha !! ;->
someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.
someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.
signs common in bihar trains -
aana free, jaana free. pakde gaye to khana free.
How Are You Dear
How Are You Dear
Kia Ho Raha Hy
Jail Main Koi Takleef Tou nahi ?
Farishte Tang Tou Nahi Kerte ?
Maarte Tou Nahi
Bas Kuch Din Guzar Lo
25 Rozey Baqu Hyn
Tum B Tou 11 Mahiney
Udham Machate Ho
Humain Warghalate Ho
Ab Bhugto ... ;->
In politics,
In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
Hum ko gali my DEKH kar khud ko CHUPA lia..
Hum ko
gali my DEKH kar khud ko CHUPA lia..
Jany ye
DUSHMANO ne usy kia sikha dia..
Ghar
us ne kya banaya MASJID k samanay..
CHAHAT ne us ki humko NAMAZI bana dia.../
rona chahey rona paye dil kitna majboor hai,
rona chahey rona paye dil kitna majboor hai,
jissey dikha k rona hai wo to boht hee door hai, issliye dil majboor hai
Bachay K0 Ghar Se
Bachay K0 Ghar Se Bahir Bhejte Huey
Aur Kisi K0 Miscall Marte Huey
Aik Hi Dar Rahta Hai??
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K0i CHUK Na Le...!!...;->
every woman is wrong
V e r y
T r u e ...
Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)
ApuN Ko FAQEER
ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA,
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi,
Is Liye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don,
Bat to Ek he hy
{WESEY DO YA ESEY DO}... ;->
Friends r like films,
Friends r like films, some r musical some r romantic,
some r adventurous,
some r tragedy,
some comedy but very few r OSCAR WINNERS LIKE U . . . ;->
Doc 2 Patient :
Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.
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