School me master

School me master
School me master ne chhote sardar se puchha,
jisme koi kami na ho use kya kahte he,
chhota sardar bola kamina.
  

May, 19 2010     113 chars (1 sms)     2902 views       Funny

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A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
Why did Vivek not react when he & Aish brokeoff ?
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Because he was VIVEK OBEY RAI


Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?


An ECONOMIST
Is A Surgeon With
An Excellent Scalpel
And Rough-edged
Lancet,
Who Operates
Beautifully On The
Dead And Tortures
Living ... ;->
How do u find Avogadro''s no?









Menu>contacts>Avogadro
Hamare Office Main Jo Jo Bhi Bolta Hai, Sirf Wahi Sunta Hai Kyon?
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Kyonki Jo Jo Hamare Office Mein Ek Bande Ka Naam Hai Aur Woh Bahut Dheeme Bolta Hai....Isliye Sirf Wahi Sunta Hai.
Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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Are you sure?
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Ok, here you go…
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A white horse fell in the mud



Insaniyat Ko Pizza Pe
Laga k Kha Sakty
Hyn ... !!!












Don''t Wonder






I Tell You The Reason










Because





Insaniyat Bhi Ek
CHEESE Hy ... ;->



Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.



Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.
interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:

A Device Invented for Short Height Women,

Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-)
Dukandar: Bhai Cockroach k liye Powder lylo ?

Pathan: Nahi bhai Cockroach ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Aaj Powder ly diya tu kal Body Spray mangey ga..