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The Equation of Marriage:
The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!
Why Did God Created Gap
Why Did God Created Gap
Between
Thumb & 1st Finger Of Ur Feet ? ? ?
Ta K Tusi
Hawai Chappal Pa Sako . . . ;->
Q: If a devil catches
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
agar kabhi app bohat
agar kabhi app bohat serious hon, aur app ko kuch achcha na lagta ho to iss lamhay ko kya kahein ghey?
"Agar yeh waqai mein tum ho to phir Dramey Baazi"
forward dis msg 2 ur frndz
Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,
funny and amazing replies.
But reply me first.
Kia haal hai? =P ;)
Love you from the bottom of her heart
Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!
PTCL waly
Pathan to Police:ujhe phone pe Qatal ki dhamkiyaan mil rahi hain.
Police:Kon hai wo ?
Pathan:
.
.
.
.
.
PTCL waly kehte hain bill nahi bhara to kaat dengy.
ek din milla wo mujh
Ek din milla wo mujh say,
Bujha bujha sa
Jhuka jhuka sa
Udasiyoun main
Racha bassa sa ....
Jo main nay poochha..
Udaas kyon ho..?
Jhuka ke palkain ,
Chupa ke chehra ,
Laga wo kehnay ,
Ammi ne chamat mara hai... =P ;->
Have U Ever Noticed .. ?
Have U Ever Noticed .. ?
That
The Longst Minutes In
The World
Are The Last
5 Minutes Of A
LECTURE
While The Shortest
5 Minutes Are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXAM ... ;->
Girl hum paros wali
Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"
Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
Friend : Kaise ?
Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...
"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"
Naam Bata K Osko KiSH MiSH Ka,
Shayer farmate hain !
"Dil Oska Phir Dukha Dia Hmne
Os Ko Ek Baar Phir ULLU Bana Dia Hmne
Naam Bata K Osko KiSH MiSH Ka,
Naak Ka Chooha Khila Dia Hmne..:-P
bohat dino se main bhoola
Bohat Dino''n Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Dosto''n Ko
Aaj Film " Kameeney " Dekhi Tou Sab Yaad Aa Gaye ;->
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