School me master

School me master
School me master ne chhote sardar se puchha,
jisme koi kami na ho use kya kahte he,
chhota sardar bola kamina.
  

May, 19 2010     113 chars (1 sms)     2536 views       Funny

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How do you expect me to remember your birthday,
when you never look any older?
_=_ Deadly Attitude _=_

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Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday and find no one more richer than U. . . . ;->

Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,
jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.



Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!
Mumbai may ghareb awam mer rahi hay.terrorist ksi k qabo me nai aarhay.Indian Govt se guzarish hay k..
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''Sunny Deol'' ko bhejo na..:-D
Women Are Confusing

Before Marriage They Expect A Man

After Marriage They Suspect A Man

Afte He Dies They Respect The Man . . . ;-
When a Man holds a Woman''s hand

Before marriage,
ITS LOVE;

After Marriage

Its SELF DEFENCE... ;->
(Shortest Joke)

Fan: Happy Birthday
Meera: Same To You :-D
Sweet But Not Honey

Precious But Not Money

Bright But Not Sunshine

Improves With Time But Not Wine


Chalo Maire Baare Me Tou HoGaya
Aap Sunao ? ? ? ;->
''Pagal Haathi ne chuonti ko tang kiya to chuonti seedhi Hathni ke pass gaee aur kaha Dekho behen apne shoher ko samjha lo warna MARD hamaray ghar main b hain...@''
Aap ke ghar hum zaroor aayenge,
Har pal aayenge,
Har waqt aayenge,
Din bhar aayenge,
Aur
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Bell bajakar bhag jayengey…
A man inserted an ''ad'' in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."