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May, 19 2010
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bata has announced
Bata Has Announced
Production Of Its Latest
Model Of Shoes.
It Is Heavier Than Normal
And Of Aero-Dynamic Design,
Especially Suitable 4
Throwing At Presidents
BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"
BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"
GIRL: Kyaaaaaaaaaaa?
BOY: Achi film hai na..!
GIRL : Kuttay k bachay..!
BOY: Whaaaaaaaaaat????
GIRL: Kitnay cute hotay hain na....
Beta bola
Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai".
Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi".
"Papa kyon ?" ..........
"Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"
Gareeb shohor bola:
Gareeb shohor bola:
Lagta hai ab dosto ke
aage hath phailana
paren ge....
Biwi:Jaldi se tum hath
phaila lo, warna mujhe
taangein phailana parein
gi........................-;>
if some body say br
If some body say
u r intellegent
u r smart
u r handsome
u r cute
Than give him a slap,
And tel him / her
To day is 26th March
NOT FIRST APRIL.
The Mark Of A True M.B.A Is That
The Mark Of A
True M.B.A Is That
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.
He Is Often Wrong
But
Seldom In Doubt ... ;->
Jo jeeta woh sikandar
Jo jeeta woh sikandar
Jo hara woh jail k andar,
..>Jo SMS bhejay usko jaadu ki jhappi,
Jo na bhejay usko arbab raheem ki pappi.
Teacher : What do you call a person
Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
Thora Garam Thanda Zyada Piya Karo
Thora Garam Thanda Zyada Piya Karo
SmS Zara Naya Kiya Karo
Agar Samjh Na Aaye To Hum Se Puch Liya Kro
Hum SmS K KiñG Hain
Hm Se Roz New SmS Le Liya karo.
Zindagi Hai Tou Mushkilain Hain...
Zindagi Hai Tou Mushkilain Hain...
Mushkilain Hain Tou Hosle Hain...
Chirrya Hain Tou Ghosle Hain...
Aasha Hai Tou Bhosle Hain.... ;->
Paper Se Pehle Ki "DUA"
Paper Se Pehle Ki
"DUA"
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Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... :))
can u read it fast
can u read fast in english !
MY
A my
They my
They they my
A my they na my.
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Khulay nahi hain maaf karo:.
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YE WATAN