Sardar wife

Sardar wife
Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di?

sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain.
  

May, 25 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     2268 views       Funny

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Kiya Kro..
Dukh Na Kise ko
Diya Kro...
Itna sasta Msg
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Tere golden face ki beauty ne,
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ise refuse na karna,
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JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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card ka number
send karo plz
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main tumhain
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DBK874326
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Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
pathan to shopkeeper:
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shopkeeper:ji han janab,

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Aik Aurt Dresing K Liye Dr K Pas Jati Hai,

DR ! Dresing Karte Huay Pochta Hai,

Ap Ko Kis Cheez Ne Kata Hai?

Na To Ye Kutte K Kate Ka Nishan Hai Or Na Hi Kisi Dosre Janwar Ka,

Aurat !

Ye Aurat K Katey Ka Nishan Hai

Jis Ne Mujhe Apne

Shuhar K Sath Dekh Lia Tha.1
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
ensures U
Continue to do so.