If Saif anf Kareena marry

If Saif anf Kareena marry
If Saif anf Kareena marry, kareena will start dating Salman....Why?




Because She will become Kaif (KAreena-saIF)... and will become Katrina Kaif ;-)
  

May, 19 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     1917 views       Funny

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Bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . .

Jawani mei howe barbad . . .

WAH WAH . . .

Ticket thi FAISALABAD ki or pohanch gaye HYDERABAD . . . ;->
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who
invented the
other three, he was the genius.
jungle me raheta hon
kaato par sutatta hon
jab bhi teri yaad sataati hai
pine tree pakad kar rota hon


Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
A Europian came to pakistan and met a fashionable

"khusra"
in a street and asked:

"Are you a prostitute?"

khusra:
"No No i am substitute"
5 lovly words-"i''ll top my class
4 pleasant words-''I''ll work hard"
3 sweet words-"i luv studyin"
2 spl words-"my books"
1 imp word-"LATER" ...
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?


The mafia wants either ur money or life...

The wives want both!
What Is The Difference Between
Feeling Numb & Feeling Dumb . . . .? ? ?
















Simple Hy Yaar













An Alphabet . . . ;-

Do U Knw Wat Is Diffrnce

Between Radio Nd Akhbar?






Simple
Janix


Akhbaar ME Hum Rotyaan Bech Skte Nd Radio Mai Ni;->
Importance of thumb...
Child use it 4 chewing,

Illiterate people use it 4 sign,

Winners 4 victory,

AND

My FANS use it 4 reading my msgs....
oh... u too?
Aaj Kal K Halaat Ki Wja Se




1 Kutta 2sre Kutte Se Keh Rha Tha



(Is Mulk Se Jaldi Hi Bhag Chalo)




Wrna!












INSAAN KI MOUT MAARE JAO GE . . . ;->
An Ideal Home Work Excuse . . .

Teacher : Where Is Ur HomeWork ? ? ?

Student: I Lost It Fighting This Kid Who Said:
"U Weren''t The Best Teacher In School" ;->