§ardar Made A Call

§ardar Made A Call
§ardar Made A Call To Airport & Asked:

"How Long Is The Journey From Punjab To America?"

Receptionist:
One Second Sir.

§ardar:
"OK ! Thank You"
  

May, 25 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     2710 views       Funny

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DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE
Khud hE LAmbi cALL kAron "PAppu" , , ,

LEkin MErE DAmAn mE MiSS CaLL
k siwA kuCh Bhi nAhi... ;->
Teacher: Which is the longest word in the English language. . . ?

Student : SMILES

Teacher: Why

Student: Because there is a mile between the first and last letter ''''s'''' ;->


Q: Ghairat kia hai..?









A: Ghairat wo cheez hai
jo agar ap ko aa jaye to
mera inbox kabhi
bhi khali na rahey... =P ;->
The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
Achha koi ye bata sakta hai kya... ki indian currency yani ki note par gandhi ji ki tasveer mein gandhi ji hamesha muskurate hi kyu rehte hai???






Kyuki agar vo royenge to note geela ho jayega.
Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?
Santa : "Google Singh"
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,


Ye to ankhon se bayan hoti hai,


Dosti may mushkil milay to kia hua,


Mushkil may hi to apno or parayon ki pehchaan hoti hai.
Height of Cleverness



Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.
Son: if i fail?
Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.
Son: why?
Dad: To Open Cycle Shop
Shohr: maalum hota he k daraaz me koi khane ki chiz he.?

Bivi: Aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya is me mere sendel hen. . . ;->
What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?



1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)


1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
Bhagwan to Man:BOL KIA CHAHIYE?
Man:MERI SHAADI AISH SE KARA DO.
Bhagwan:USKI 1 SAARI 1 LAC KI HAI,KHARCHA UTHA PAYEGA?
Man:KOI Solution????
Bhagwan:MALLIKA SE KAR LE………