§ardar Made A Call

§ardar Made A Call
§ardar Made A Call To Airport & Asked:

"How Long Is The Journey From Punjab To America?"

Receptionist:
One Second Sir.

§ardar:
"OK ! Thank You"
  

May, 25 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     2814 views       Funny

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A Software Enginner Was Smoking

A Lady Standing Near By To Him :
"Can''t You See The Warning, SMOKING Is Injurious To Health"

He Replied:
"We Are Bothered Only About Errors , Not Warnings . . ." ;->

Height Of Jhatka

A Boy Aft R Having Gr8 Time
Wid GF He Saw A Guy''s Photo
In Her Bag & Askd-Is He Ur X BF?

GF Kissing Him & Said No Dats Me,

B4 Operation.


Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya HumAyuN









Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje k baad.








Aur

Tum Online Aate Ho
12 Baje k Baad. :-(
Ek Pyari Si Surat

Ek Masoom Sa Cehra

Jheel C Aankhain

Kuch Meethi Baatain

Ek Nazu Ada

Kuch Masti Kuch Maza

Sab Se Alag Sab Se Juda













Thnx Mere Baare Me Ye Sab Kuch Parha . . . ;->
Teacher: Is Dor Men Sab Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota Hai?

Student: Wakeel..

Teacher: Wo Kese ?

Student: Q K Itni Garmi Men Wo Hi Coat Pehanta Hai ;-)

"zardari k liye Mazmoon"

ap 1970 May Peda Huay,
Aap Ne bgairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apne Mohallay Se Shru Ki Or ala taleem
ek naam war Daku se le..
Jab Dakait hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kia
To Aap ne hakoomat k khazanay ko lootne
k plan bananay shuru kr diyay
Or Phir Benazir se shadi Kar
K Aap Ne Profesional
Bgairti ka aghaz kia aur 10% mashoor ho gaye
Na jane kaisay kurse-e- sidarat
pe aa behte aur loot loot k
apna naam takreebn
100% mashoor kr liya.
Dukandar: Bhai Cockroach k liye Powder lylo ?

Pathan: Nahi bhai Cockroach ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Aaj Powder ly diya tu kal Body Spray mangey ga..


"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
To You

Shocked ?

Actully Aaj Ke Din

James Hawk

Ne DHAKKAN Banaya Tha..

To Maine Socha Har DHAKKAN Ko Wish Kar Doon... =P ;->
Laloo: I am so miser (kanjoos) that

I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money.

I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
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Aaj bAdI ThAnD hAi ..
rAjAaAi uDh Ke sO JaA.->
Patan Apni Girlfrend K Saath Date Par Gaya
Aur
Aahista Se Bola
''''Mere Dil Main Ek Baat Hai Magar Kehte Huey Ghabrata Hoon. . . Tum Gussa Karogi ''''


Girl: Nahi Karungi, Ab Keh Bhi Do


Pathan: Tumhare Paas Niswaar Hai . . . ;->
''¤'' INVITATION ''¤''

Mr & Mrs
"Dahi Bara"
Request The Pleasure Of Ur Company To Attend The Marriage Of Their
"Son"
"Kaka Gol Gappa"
With
"Bibi Paapri"

R.S.V.P
Mr & Mrs. Kachori
Mr & Mrs.Samosa
Venue
Pastry Hall near Bhail Poori Chowk
Chatni Bazar
Papar Nagar.

Aana Zarur mery Ras Gully