§ardar Made A Call

§ardar Made A Call
§ardar Made A Call To Airport & Asked:

"How Long Is The Journey From Punjab To America?"

Receptionist:
One Second Sir.

§ardar:
"OK ! Thank You"
  

May, 25 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     3460 views       Funny

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Hum Milenge Tumhain Tumhari Girlfriend Ki Razai Main . . .

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Mera photo laga ke
apne dono haath jod kar zoor-zoor Se gaao:
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Latter From A
Customer To The
Bank ...

Dear Sir ,

In View Of The
Current Developments
IN The Banking
Industry,
If One Of My Cheque
Returned Marked
"Insufficient Funds"
Does That Refer To
Me Or To You ?

Your''e Faithfully
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Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.

Ali : Good

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Simple But Effective-

"If U Want To

Shine Like Sun,

First You Have

To Burn Like It..."
Amrican:
Hmary tu Kutty chor pkar lety hen!
Japani:
Hmari fish tu Basket Ball khel leti hy.
Pakistani:
Lo dasso jee
Sady ty Bandar V msg parh lendy ny.
70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
Rs 60/- per day is wasted in smoking, which could be used to feed a hungry man in india.

So lets keep smoking, marne do saalon ko !

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!


Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
Once An Ant Decided To Jump

From A Helicopter

But She Did Not Die

Can U Guess Why ???













Coz The Helicopter Was On The Ground!
''Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi
karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!''