§ardar Made A Call

§ardar Made A Call To Airport & Asked:

"How Long Is The Journey From Punjab To America?"

Receptionist:
One Second Sir.

§ardar:
"OK ! Thank You"

May, 25 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 2837 views Funny

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Ye Mashvara Pehly b kai Bar suna hy

Ye Mashvara Pehly b kai Bar suna hy

AaTa nai milta to khaya karo Sooji

Serkar ki is Soch pe Kehny lagay Loog

Andhay ko Andheray may bari door ki Sooji ;->

Saala movie bana raha hai.

Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu...

Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie bana raha hai... ;->

o my gaad lacoste

One fine day Meera was walking by the river
and suddenly saw a crocodile,

she screamed...

" O MY Gaad, LACOSTE " ;->

Every normal

Every normal person has 72 heart beats, but for myself its 73. the extra 1 is ur smile. So don’t stop ur smile, it will affect my heart.. Keep Smiling

give me sweet kiss

Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati

Father: Tujhe kese pata?

Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"

kaha 2 thappad marti hai

Ghar me Kutta ho us me Rehmat k Farishte

Ap ko pata hai Jis Ghar me Kutta ho us me Rehmat k Farishte Dakhil nahi hote

To jis mulk ka Sadar he Kutta ho wahan Rehmat bhala kese Nazil ho gi... ;->

MAHA Ko Dieting Ka Shauq Tha

MAHA Ko Dieting Ka Shauq Tha
Mama Le Aai SUFI
''''SUFI pe Aitmaad Jo Tha''''
Subha Hui Tou Na SUFI Tha Na MAHA
3Saal Baad MAHA Mili
Saath HABIB Aur SULTAN Bhi Thay
DEkha Sufi Ka Kamal. . . ;-

What is confidence?

What is confidence?

10 boys decided to propose a girl...

9 boys came with roses.

1 boy came with

"Molvi"

1 Pathan Ne 1 Bachi Se Pocha

1 Pathan Ne 1 Bachi Se Pocha
Beta Kn Se Class Mai Parti Ho ?
Bachi:Kachi Mai

Pathan:Kachi Kon Si Class Hai?
Bachi:Hamre Class Mai Farsh Nahe Hai
Is Lye Hum Ausey Kachi Class Bolte
Hai . . . . . ;->

When Ur Life Is In Darkness

When Ur Life Is In Darkness

Pray To God

&

Ask 4 Relief 4rm Darkness

But

If U Prayed

&

U r Still In Darkness

Then Realize

"U''re In Karachi" ... ;->

Agar Kabhi Pant Phat Jae

Agar Kabhi Pant Phat Jae To Kya Awaz Aati Hai?

Chhirrr
No!

Charrr...
No

Chirrzzz...
Nahi Bhai

Logo Ki Awaz Aati Hai,

"Shame Shame...;-))

In Pakistan Survey Report to m

In Pakistan Survey Report to me

How many girls want to meet HamY

Survey Results

YES: 9%
NO: 0%

91%: Sapne na dikhao hamari aisi kismat kahan

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