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shshhhhhhhh....ahista bolo yahan tak awaz aa rahi hai.

May, 24 2010 155 chars (1 sms) 2202 views Funny

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2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey beth kr baten

2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey beth kr baten
kr rhe they k achank drakht se ek aam{mango}
girta hy..
pehla pathan 2srey se ye aam kese gira?
aam khud hath jorr kr answr deta hy
k saalo pak gya hon
mei tum logo ki baten sun kr... ;->

Teri Maa Ki

Teri Maa Ki

Mein Bohat Izat Krta Houn

Sardar : Was thinking .

Sardar : Was thinking .
Sardarni : Kya soch rahe ho?
Sardar : ye START TV walo ko pata kaise chalta hai
Sardarni :Kia?
Sardar : yehi k " Ap dekh Rahy hain STAR PLUS " !

''Once Ghalib Saw A Big Breast Girl..

''Once Ghalib Saw A Big Breast Girl..

He Said!

Ankhon Me Wahi Jaam Liye
Honton Pe Wahi Muskaan Liye..
Kahan Ja Rahi Ho Jane’Man
Seenay Pe Dairy Farm Liye.''

Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?

Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?
Mat bura kaho usko
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Kisi aur se "DOSTI" kro,
DAFA kro usko ;-)

give a person a fish

Give A Person A Fish
And You Feed Him For
A Day,
Teach A Person To
Use The Internet And
He Won''t Bother You
For Weeks ... ;->

yousaf raza gilani to man

During Survey

Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man: P.P.P Ki Hakomat Ne Apko Kya Dia?

Man:
Haha
hahaHa
hahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahah
Hahahaha
hahaha
Haha
Ha

Moral bY

Yusaf Raza Gilani: Dekha Awam Hum Se Kitni Kush Hai..

zindgi ek peheli he

zindgi ek peheli he
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-aur janab scroll kerne se solve nahi ho gi yeh

uss wakt shirt utari hui thi

Wife: Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya.. ?

Husband: Mai khud heran hon!
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.. :-)

Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga

Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,

Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga,

Mat rona mere marne par a dost,

Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chor
jaonga... ;->

acording 2 a recent

Acording 2 a recent
survey
Men say
d 1st thing they notice
abt a woman is their
eyes
&
Women say
d 1st thing they notice
abt men is
aThey r bunch of liars ;)

Q: Wo Konsa Kutta

Q: Wo Konsa Kutta Hai Jo Logon Ka Kho0n Chosta Hai Or paisy ki chamak Ka boht Deewana Hai?
uska Name ''Z'' Se Start Hota Hai

Zentaier,
SOuth Africa Me Paya jata Hai.

But I Like The Way You Think...

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