MEN BEWAKUF... MEN BEWAKUF...

MEN BEWAKUF... MEN BEWAKUF...
MEN BEWAKUF...
MEN BEWAKUF...
MEN BEWAKUF...
MEN BEWAKUF...
MEN BEWAKUF...
MEN BEWAKUF...


shshhhhhhhh....ahista bolo yahan tak awaz aa rahi hai.
  

May, 24 2010     155 chars (1 sms)     1999 views       Funny

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Aap Ki Chahat Ki Qadar Kartay Hay,

Salam Aap Ki chahat Ki Nazar Kartay Hay,

Jo Kartay Hay Wafa Hum Say,

Jaan Apni Hum Un Ki Nazar Kartay Hay.
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?


A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off

By

Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI
Sardar Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:

Bohat Khubsurat Hai.
Kitne Maah Ka Hai?

Pathan Gussey Me Bola:

Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay. :-)
Tum Chand Se Khobsorat Ho Sitaron Se Poch Lo

Tum Pholon Se Khobsorat Ho Bharon Se Poch Lo

Tum Larki Se Bhi Khubsurat Ho
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Pathano
Se Poch Lo..
What Has One Horn
And Gives Milk ... ???


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Its A Milk Truck ... ;->


Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai
Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
Without u t can''t go left or right
Without u i lose my sight
Thank u my glasses
Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak
kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student:par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye
Faqat Is Dar Se Hum Ne Sona Chor Dia FARAZ,


K Hum So Gay To.











Bijli Chali Jaye Gi.
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love
1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??




Socho Socho . . .










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