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Girl:mein tumare liye sab
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Girl:mein tumare liye sab
Girl:mein tumare liye sab
Girl:mein tumare liye sab
kuch chod dungi,
Boy:Maa Bap?
Girl:yes
Boy:khana peena?
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Girl:Jaban Sambhal k
BOL....................;->
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keep it in the cow
How Can You Delay
Milk Turning Sour .... ???
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Keep It In The Cow ... =P ;)
''Asi Pagl twady pichy,
''Asi Pagl twady pichy,
Tusi Pagl kise Hor pichy,
Agon ''O'' Pagl kise Hor Pichy,
''O'' V pagl Kise Hor Pichy,
HaHaHa.....!
Sary Pagal aggay Pichy....! :-P ;-)''
LUNCH AUR DINNER
Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,
jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.
Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!
Musibat ka Syrup ho tum,
Musibat ka Syrup ho tum,
Tension ka Capsule ho tum,
Aafat k Injection ho tum,
Per kya keren Jhelna parta hai, kyon k DOSTI ka Oxygen ho tum.
funny
Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?
Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena
When i dont get ur sms!!
When i dont get ur sms!!
A little pain in my heart.
A small tear in my eyes
And sadness falls on my face.
What is this?
Its nothing
“Just Dramabazi“ ;->
aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai
"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"
(Thomas Edison)
Moral:
Bagairat ho jana par Man''na nahi =P ;)
Ek Khubsurat Larki
Ek Khubsurat Larki
Bank gai Aur
Bank Manager Se Pucha:
"Me Joint-Account Kholna
Chahti Hon..."
Manager: "Ye Tou Achi Baat
Hy, Aap Kis K Sath
Joint-Account Kholna
Chahti Hyn ...? "
Larki: "Mujhe Ziada
Nakhry Dikhany Ki
Aadat Nhi
Bas
Jis K Paas Bank Balance
Ziaa Ho, Us K Saath Khol
Loongi ..." ;->
koi insan agr ankhe
Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare
To Me Uske Samne Aa Jata Hu.
Try Karo
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2
3
Nahi Aaya?
Are Yaar Insano Ki Baat Ki Thi.
Sawan Ki Thandi Raato''n Main
Sawan Ki Thandi Raato''n Main
Rimjhim Kerti Barsato''n Main
Main Aksar Socha Kerta Hoon
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Main Kehrey Passay Javaan
Main Manji Kithey Daavan ... ;->
MACHAR MARNE KA TAREEQA:
MACHAR MARNE KA TAREEQA:
1. PEHLE AIK ZINDA MACHAR PAKRE
2. PHIR USSE ZAMEEN PER LETA DE
3. PHIR USSE GUDGUDE KARAIN,JAISE WO HANSNE K LEYE MU KHOLE
USSE MORTEIN PILA DE.
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