Girl:mein tumare liye sab

Girl:mein tumare liye sab
Girl:mein tumare liye sab
kuch chod dungi,


Boy:Maa Bap?


Girl:yes


Boy:khana peena?


Girl:yes


Boy:Starplus?



Girl:Jaban Sambhal k
BOL....................;->
  

May, 19 2010     189 chars (2 sms)     3105 views       Funny

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Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”.

Man- Main kam pEr jA Rah hoOn.

Sister- Allah Ki Aman Ho veEr.

Mom-Jeetay Raho Beta.

B.V- Ae Kera Time Ay jAn Da?
Teray kam E Nai Mukday... =P ;->
Top 3 Universities Rule :

1: Be Quite In The Class Coz Others Are Sleeping
2: Don''t Forget To Carry Books It Works As Pillow
3-Keep The Campus Clean , So Be Absent
What''s Better Then

"PRESENCE OF MIND"

In Case Of Accident .... ???


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"ABSENCE OF BODY" ... ;->
PATHAN to Doctor:
Mujh ko 1 problem hy


DOCTOR:
Khy?


Pathan:
Baat krte waqt Aadmi
dikhaai nhi deta.



Doctor:
Esa Kab hota hay?


Pathan:
Phone krte waqt.
Smile 2 old man means respect

Smile 2 a child means innocence

Smile 2 lover means love

Smiling in front of mobile means mental




Still smiling!
(Confirmed) ;->
Smart man + smart woman = Romance

Smart man + dumb woman = Affair

Dumb man + smart woman = Marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = Pregnancy
Translate into english.

"wo meri nawasi hai".

Pathan:
"She is my

Eighty Nine".
Sharab ek bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai aao milkar
is bimari ko khatm Karen ek botal tum khatam karo ek botal hum khatam
Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala....

Zara ghor frmain...

Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala.............

"BAITHO BAITHO LIAO DAALA"
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards