Girl:mein tumare liye sab

Girl:mein tumare liye sab
kuch chod dungi,

Boy:Maa Bap?

Girl:yes

Boy:khana peena?

Girl:yes

Boy:Starplus?

Girl:Jaban Sambhal k
BOL....................;->

May, 19 2010 189 chars (2 sms) 2614 views Funny

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"Husband Biwi Se Phone Par:

"Jan Kia Pakay He Aj Khane Me?

biwi (Gusse se)

"Zeher"

Husband:

Kha Kar So Jana Me Dair Se Aaonga:-pp

aap sherwaani main aik dam

Kitne armano se
Shadi ki rat uska
Ghongat uthaya
Main ne
Pappu...

Wo bare piyar se
boli....

Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain... =P ;->

Ecnological Development!

Ecnological Development!
Ap B Ab Chand Say Baat Kr Skte Hy...!

Wow...

Users From Pakistan Just Dial 03216307893 Users Outside Pakistan Add Prefix 0092 ;->

Re-Remix of "Maujaan He Maujaan"

Re-Remix of "Maujaan
He Maujaan"

Judge Sarey Judge
Sarey Nikal Gaye,

Hun Bumb Sarey Mulk
Wich Bikhar Gahe,

Bugti Nu Marrya,
Bhutoo Nu Marrya,

Kam Dikha K Musharaf
Nikal Gaya,

Hun Faujaan E fauJaaN,

Sham Savery Hun
Faujaan E Faujaan,

Kul Mila K Hun Faujaan E
Faujaan.;->

andhi chlay to sab s

Andhi Chlay To Sab Se Pehlay Kya Hota Hai?

Ankhain Band H0ti Hain.

Na

Darwazay Bajtay Hain,

Na.

LOG Munh Per R0mal Rakhtay Hyn

Na. . .

Comm0n Sense
Yaar

"LIGHT JATI HAI"

Happy Aandhi Night

jiddat k iss daur me

Jiddat k iss daur mein,
Shadi ho LAHORE mein..

Pyaari si ik biwi ho,
Jaisay rangeen tv ho..

Gol matol sey saalay hon,
Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon..

Pyaari si ik saali ho,
Biwi k baad ghar wali ho..

Jiddat k iss daur mein,
shaadi ho LAHORE mein

1 guy suddenly got up in a plan

1 guy suddenly got up in a plane

n

said ''Hi Jack''

Everybody put thr hands up.

Thn suddenly Another guy

from other side got up n said

*

*

*

*

''Hi John''. . . ;->

Lady: Dr. Plz.

Lady: Dr. Plz. call my husband inside

Dr:Trust me,main sharif aadmi hun
Lady:No Dr
ap ki Nurse bahar akeli hai aur mera husband sharif nahi hai... ;-)

brain ....to think abt u

brain ....to think abt u
eyes....to look at u
heart.... to luv u
legs... to walk with u
mouth ... to say i miss u
foot .... to kick u if u forget me

this authentical poem

New 2010

This authentical poem is written on tatti
by u better knows.

Kyun tatti tatti krti hai,
kyun lende pe tu mrti hai.
Ik bat muje btla de tu,
us Qabaz se kyun nai drti hai,
kea hota hai tatti mein,
tatti ki lga dun dheri,
mein barish kr dun tati ki,
jo tu ho jae meri ... =P ;->

If U Dont Sms Me..

If U Dont Sms Me..
God Will Give U
Lalu''s English,
Mayavati''s FACE,
Jayalitha''s BODY,
Abdul Kalam''s HAIRSTYLE,
N
Atal Bihari''s WALKING STYLE...So B'' Carful

A Lady Geting

A Lady Geting
Sntimental Feeling
While Watching A
Beautifu Luv Story
Her Hubby Leans Over
& Whisprs Dose 3 Ltl
Wrds Tht r On His Mind

Pass d Popcorn ;->

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Girl:mein tumare liye sab

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