Girl:mein tumare liye sab

Girl:mein tumare liye sab
Girl:mein tumare liye sab
kuch chod dungi,


Boy:Maa Bap?


Girl:yes


Boy:khana peena?


Girl:yes


Boy:Starplus?



Girl:Jaban Sambhal k
BOL....................;->
  

May, 19 2010     189 chars (2 sms)     3130 views       Funny

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Mjhe Pata Hai Tum Aaj Bhi Usay Pasand Kerte Ho

Wo Aaj Bhi Tumhain Chahti Hai

Jab Bhi Tum Us Ki Gali Main Jaate Ho

Tou Wo Bhonk Bhonk Kr Apna Pyar Jatati Hai

Pathan India gya whan barish ho rahi thi,
wo mander me ja kr bagwan ko bahir phank ker bola,
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"Kdi na wi lya kr maama"... ;->
Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast,
extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to
ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.
Usne rastey me kharey huey Pathan se pucha: Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?

Pathan:
Nahi humara Ghar tou Ground floor pe hy.. ;)
A sardar saw a beautiful girl,
He went there and kissed her!!
Girl(Angerly): Hay! What are you doing??
Sardar: B.Com Final year!
MAiN Aaj TuMhE buhAt bArA RAAZ Likh k BhAij rAhA huN..

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2 GUJJAR Titanic dekh rahay thy.

Film khatum howi to kahnay lagay.

Le das ay ki film hoi?

Film khatum ho gai per,
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NARGIS NAI AYI...=P;->
K.E.S.C Light Controller

Niyat Krta Hoon Main
2 Ghante Light Le Jane Ki
Wasty Apni Hukumat K
Zulm Ghareeb Awaam Pr
Haath Mera Switch Ki taraf

Le Phir Gai ... ;->
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?


Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,

Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye….


Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole:
"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"

Molvi ne nikah parha dia,

Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?

Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"

Larke ne 100 rupe diye

Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya

Molvi ne dekha to bola:

Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.