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May, 19 2010
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Teacher to student:
Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?
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STUDENT: A Heart Attack....
*Golden Words*
*Golden Words*
''''Jo Paisa De Us E Le
Lo
Aur Jo Na De Us Se
Cheen Lo ...''''
Molana
Asif Ali Zardari
;->
Pyar B Ajab Shay He
Pyar
B Ajab Shay HePyar
B Ajab Shay He
Maa Se Ho To
"EBADAT"
Baap Se Ho To
"AQEEDAT"
Behan Se Ho To
"FARZ"
&
Bivi Se Ho To
Sub Kehtay Hen
"JORU" Ka Ghulam. . ;->
Koi Insan Agr Ankhe
Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare
To Me Uske Samne Aa Jata Hu.
Try Karo
1
2
3
Nahi Aaya?
Are Yaar Insano Ki Baat Ki Thi.
ye lo bangali baba ka taviz
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Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz
Jis larki kø bhejø ge wø foran set ho ja''aygi..
Wo Dekho!
Wo Dekho!
Ammi.
Abbu.
Bhaiya.
Baji.
Jaldi Aao.
Amazing...!
Us
Gher
Mein
Light Hai ;->/
Aap Ki Baaho''n Main Phool Khilte Rahenge
Aap Ki Baaho''n Main Phool Khilte Rahenge
Aankho''n Main Intizar K Diye Jalte Rahenge
Dua Hai Khuda Se K Aap Khush Raho
Baaqi Tung Tou Hum Aap K Kerte Rahenge . . . ;->
" A man asked
" A man asked sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
Sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "
Shohar Biwi se
Shohar Biwi se
Tu Chandramukhi main surajmukhi
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi
chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi,main bhi sukhi
Sufaid Baal
Husband:Aaj khana tumhari Maa ne banaya hai ?
Wife:Haan par apko kaise pata chala ?
Husband:Roz khaney mein kaaly baal milte hain aur aaj sufaid mila hai.
Teacher told all student
Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
"I f O u r C o n s t i t u t i o n
"I f
O u r
C o n s t i t u t i o n
A l l o w s
U s
F r e e
S p e e c h
Than
W h y
A r e
T h e r e
P h o n e
B i l l s ..." :=O ;->
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