Ae Sala Kisi Ki Sunata Nathi

Ae Sala Kisi Ki Sunata Nathi
Walk In Ur Own Path,
Love In Ur Own Style,
Talk In Ur Own Words
Help In Ur Own Ways
Then People Will Say

Ae Sala Kisi Ki Sunata Nathi
  

May, 15 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     2889 views       Funny

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Laila ne majno ko ek darakht k peechy dekha
or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola haan
Phir usko deevar k peechey dekha or kaha tum majno ho?
Wo bola haan
Phir usko ek darwaze k peecha dekha or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola abey haan ab mootne de gi ya nahi? =P ;)

Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi
Mein Bary Aram Se Soye Pare Thy,


Ek Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Yar Ye
Itny Aram Se Dozak Mein
Soye Huye Hen To Dusre Ne Kaha,


Ye Sab Karachi Se Ayen Hen
Garmi Aur Loadshading K Adi Hy.= P ;->
1st Dost:
Yaar Main Aik Dafa Peshawar Gaya Wahan Na Koi Banda Na Banday Ki Zaat..

2nd Dost:
To Phir Wahan Tha Kya?






1st Dost:
Sirf Pathan Hi Pathan.
While selling Parachute: Plane se kudo button dabao aur aap zameen par safely land!
Customer: Agar parachute na khula to?
Sardaar: Oh ji, paise waapas!
tujhe bhool jana jana,.






mushkil naheen
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!
wOt wilL i nAme mY sOn iF hE fAllS iN lOve Only Once???...








EKLoveYA :-
Woh to aj bi hamain dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to un k bache hi kamine hain jo hamain mamu mamu bulatay hai
so Sweet is ur SMILE???


so Sweet is ur STYLE???


so Sweet is ur VOICE???


so Sweet is ur EYE?????


see .......how Sweetly I LIE
Biryani kana y ki dua!
Niyat karta hoon Main 4 plate biryani ki,
Vastey 15,20 boti"k",
Bama zarda,raita aurbb salad"k"
Muon mara deigh ki taraf,
Bismillah
Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
Hum to mohobat k
panchi hain,




piyar k geet gungunate
hain,




Nafrato ka to hume
kuch malom nahi,




Jo bhi bachi milay us pe
line zaror marty hain;->