mill gaya... oyee mill gaya....

mill gaya... oyee mill gaya....
mill gaya...
oyee mill gaya....
oyee hoiyee mill gaya.....
oye oye mill gaya....
oye oye oye mill gaya....
lallaa dhomm mill gaya......
yeh sms perhnay walla aik or pagal mill gaya
  

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A SciEntiFic Question:

Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai?
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)
Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27.

Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty.

Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.
Dukandar: Bhai Cockroach k liye Powder lylo ?

Pathan: Nahi bhai Cockroach ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Aaj Powder ly diya tu kal Body Spray mangey ga..
Two rules u need to follow in life..
1. HamYis always right.
2. Whenever you feel HamY is wrong, slap yourself & read rule no. 1 ;)


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Na Eid Mubarak


Na Birth Day

Na New Year Mubarak

Sirf Or Sirf

Bush Ko Jota Mubarak
A man who surrenders when he''s wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he''s Right, is a Husband.
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”


Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned $100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

Little johny: A heart a attack!
"OEYEEEEE"

Msg Bhej
Varna
Teri...?





Teri Marzi,
Na Bhej yaar,
gusa kyn krty ho.... ;) ;)
Shohar:tum meri kis chez se ziada impress ho life style,

Car,

Dressing ya bank
balance?

Biwi: Aap k sex se,Aap
jesa sex mohalle mei
kisi ko karna nhi aAtA;->
Itni pyar bhari nazar se jo us ne dekha mujhe, dil to gaya hi gya,
;->



sath me 15 rupee wala samosa bi gir gaya
Magistrate: Aakhir tum baar baar isi ek ghar se kyun pakray jatay ho?

Chor: Janab main in ka family chor hun…