I''m glad love doesn''t

I''m glad love doesn''t
I''m glad love doesn''t com wid price tags. for f it did, id never afford someone as great as u.
  

May, 25 2010     99 chars (1 sms)     2240 views       Funny

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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."
A world-wide UN survey was conducted.
The question was:Wud u plz give ur honest
opinion about d shortage of food in the rest of the world?
The survey was a failure coz in Africa people did not
know what "food" was,in China they did not know what
"opinion" was,in Europe they did not know what "shortage"
was,Pakis did''nt know what "honest" meant,
Saudis did''nt know what "please" was & in America
they did''nt know what the rest of the world was....??? ;->
Haqiqat Smjo Ya Afsana

Apna Smjo Ya Begana

Hmara Apka Rishta Hy Purana

Is Liye Farz Tha Apko Batana

K Grmi Aa Gai Hy Ab Shuru Kr 2





GoLay ki redhi Lgana
Zindagi Mein Agar Kuch Kerna Hai

To Aisa Ker Jao,K Jahan Bhi

Tum Jao,Jis Gali Se Bhi Guzro,

Her Ghar Se Aik Hi Awaz Aay

"O Pai! Koora Edhron

V Chuk Ley"

Hahahaha
Middle age starts
When
You have been warned to slow down,
Not by a motorcycle cop
But
By your doctor ... =P

Hope Samajh Gaye Ho Ge ;->
My Marriage is Fixed Surprisd?
Dekho free di party da sun k kivein khush hunde ne.
He+She=Love,

He+She+Love=Marriage,

He+She+L+M=Child,

He+She+L+M+Child=Family,

He+S+L+M+C+F=Problem,


So,



East Or West ''KUNWARA''is The BEST.
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
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Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
** Breaking News **

Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai

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Ek Pent K Sath 2 Shirts FREE :p
Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.
Pathan K Ghar Guest Aa Gaye...
Maa Ne Kaha:
Jao Baita Ja K Mehmanon K Lie Kuch Ley K Aao

Pathan Bahar Gaya Or....
,
,
,
Rikshaw Le Aya.:-)


Things To Remember
In Life ...

"Love Your FRIENDS
Not Their SISTERS"

And

"Love Your SISTERS
Not Their FRIENDS" ;->