1 Pathan Or American Dinner Me

1 Pathan Or American Dinner Me

Paaye Kha Rahe The,

American K Hath Me Bakri Ki Zaban A Gai ,

American Bola What S This?

Pathan Bola " This Is Language"

May, 17 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 2252 views Funny

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A person who surrenders

A person who surrenders when he''s WRONG, is HONEST. A
person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.. A person who
surrenders even if he''s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND..!

sheesha ho k kaanch ho,

sheesha ho k kaanch ho,
tum ko na koi aanch ho,

aur dua hai k milein tujhe pyar karney waliyan,
k jin kee tadad 7 ho ya kam az kam paanch ho

Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.

Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"

Sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT

Garmi aur Load Sheding

Garmi aur Load Sheding ka tor

"HIMMAT FAN"

AJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.

Asal, , ,

KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda. ;-)

light aa rahi hai?

Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He Nurse Se bola

LIGHT AARAHI HAI?

Nurse: No

Bacha Bola: Oh no

PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun..

True Quote. . .

True Quote. . .

A Man Is Lucky If He Is The First LOVE Of A Woman. . .

&

A Woman Is Lucky If She Is The Last Love Of A Man. . .

Strange But True. . . ;->

UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

The Question Was :
"Would You Please Give Your Honest Opinion about Food Shortage in Rest of the World?"

The survey was badly FAILED !!!
Because,

In AFRICA,
people didn''t know what FOOD is !

CHINESE didn''t know what OPINION is !

EUROPEANS didn''t know what SHORTAGE is !

PAKISTANIS didn''t know what HONEST is !

SAUDIS didn''t know what PLEASE is !

&

AMERICANS didn''t know what REST OF THE WORLD is!

Love:-

Love:-

Love Is D Most

Beautiful Thing

In D World 4 U

Until It Happens

To Your Daughter :P

red rose pyar k liye

Red ROSE
pyar k liye

Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye

White ROSE
Shanti k liye

AUR

Aapke liye?

?

?

?

?

?

?

NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye

3 Ways To Catch A Tigerf

3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

Newton''s:
Allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!!

Einstein''s:
Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!!

Pakistani Police:
Catch A Local Cat & Beat It , Until It Accepts Its A Tiger ... ;->

I Got Zero Marks in Exam

I Got Zero Marks in Exam.
So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?
Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,
Me or Teacher?:-)

What is confidence?

What is confidence?

10 boys decided to propose a girl...

9 boys came with roses.

1 boy came with

"Molvi"

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