A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: Sory !

Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->

May, 17 2010 325 chars (3 sms) 3082 views Funny

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Zindagi Hai Tou Mushkilain Hain...

Zindagi Hai Tou Mushkilain Hain...

Mushkilain Hain Tou Hosle Hain...

Chirrya Hain Tou Ghosle Hain...

Aasha Hai Tou Bhosle Hain.... ;->

After all I have decided t

After all I have decided to write a Sad SMS.
Just See below!

I means I am successful coz u r sad that you don''t have a sad message to forward.

HELLO sO rAHe HO kYa ?????

HELLO sO rAHe HO kYa ?????
kYuNKI kIsI nE MuJhSe KaHa kI PaGaLo kO NeEnD NaHi aAtI. IsLiYe mAiNe SoCh kI AbHi PaTa KaR lU

KyUnKi AaP BaHuT aKkALMaND HaI Na !!!!!

Main Agar Kahon

Main
Agar
Kahon
Tum Sa
Haseen
Kainaat
Main
Nahi
Hy
Koi ...

Tou Yaar Yaqqen Mat Krna
Insan Pareshani Main
Kuch Ulta Seedha Bol Jata Hy ... ;->

teacher:bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigerate nhi peo gay?

teacher:bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigerate nhi peo gay?

bachay:nhi peean gay..

teacher:lerkion ka peecha nhi karo gay aur na hi unhain chero gay?

bachay:nhi karain gay...

teacher:is watan k liye apni zindagi qurban karo gay???

bachay:ker dain gay aise zindagi ka aur kerna b kia hay....

Govt ne Awam

Govt ne Awam ki mohabat ka kesa sila dia
Itni mahengae kar d k sab ko rula dia
Socha tha k shayad salary barh
jaeygi
Salary to barhi nahe "GHANTA" barha dia ;->

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

she is kidding

She Is Kidding...

Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...

"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->

Gabbar: Aare o sambha!

Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?

Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.

Santa : People

Santa : People Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..

Ae Meray Rabba

Ae Meray Rabba
"Day çarry Dabba"

Ae Meray Moula
"Day 86 çorolla"

Ae Meray Moula
"Sutt Bumb Da Gola"
"Na Raway Board,"
Na Pavy Result Da Rola

Bow

Bow

Boow

Gurr

Bow Bow

Bowwwooo

Bow Bow Bowoo

Bow Bowoooo

O.K Ur Training Is Completed,
Now Go And Stand In Front Of D Gate

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A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

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