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A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan
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A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan
A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan
A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan
Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?
Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It
Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''
Wife: Sory !
Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn
Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?
Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
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Kash Tum Meri BAKRI Hote,
Kash Tum Meri BAKRI Hote,
May Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur
Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh
Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?
Tum Ya Main ?
Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti,
Main Main. . . ;->
PtA dEcLaReD
PtA dEcLaReD tHaT sEnDiNg MsJ Ab0uT"FaRaZ" Is uNeThIcAl & c0nSiDeReD cRiMe.YoUr sIm wiLL b bLokEd iN cAsE Of vIoLaTi0n.
GeO NeWz
LaMbI LaMbI cHoR k GeO..;->
Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost
Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost
k Liye Khulos Se Dua
Krta Hy
Tou Wo Dua Us k Dost k
Haq Me Baad Me Or
Pehle Us k Apne Haq Me
Qubool Hoti Hy !
ALLAH Karey Teri Shaadi
Ho Jaye ;->
In battle Sardar g
In battle Sardar g was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket.
Why?
Sardar g replied
'' O jis mai machar nai ghus skta goli kia ghusy gi''.¤
jis shAkh pe charAy
jis shAkh pe charAy thay GHALIB Aam churaNe.
Wo shakh Be WafA hogaye.
Aisay giray zameen ki Agosh main,
Taang jisAm se juda Ho gaye
......ali..........
Lo G mera 1 or Sher Arz hai
Lo G mera 1 or Sher Arz hai
Idhar B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai
Udher B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai
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Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho gaya hai.;-)
Hi The Cute
Hi
The Cute
Sweet
Most Graceful
The Smartest
&
Beautiful
Person
Khush ??
Chalo Ab Apna Kaam
Kro, Duusro''n Ko Bhi
Bewaqoof Banana Hy .. ;->
Ek Ladka Ghar Der Se Lauta.
Ek Ladka Ghar Der Se Lauta.
Ma: Kahan The?
Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha ''Ma Ka Pyar''.
Ma: Ab Upar Jake 1 Aur Film Dekh...
''Baap Ki Maar''
Dis is a warning to
Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->
Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho?
Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho?
Qayamat kab aayegi?
Student: YE$ MI$$,
Jab Valentine day aur Raksha bandhan ek hi din hoga.
What''s Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man ..?
What''s Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man ..?
A Woman Will Always Cheerish The Memory Of The Man Who Wanted To Marry Her
&
A Man Cherishes The Memory Of The Woman Whom He Didn''t Marry.... ;->
Aik Elephant agar
Aik Elephant agar
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?
Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..
ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha r
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?
Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..
ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha
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