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A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan
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A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan
A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan
A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan
Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?
Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It
Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''
Wife: Sory !
Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn
Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?
Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
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I Dreamed I Ate A Ten-Pound
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Cracks May Come Between Friends..
But
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Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..
Girls are like phones. . .
Girls are like phones. . . .
We love to be held. . .
Talked too. . .
But
if you press the wrong button you''ll be disconnected. . . ;-
A B C D E F G
A
B
C
D
E
F
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Tumhara dimagh bilkul b kaam nahee karta, kal b pardhaya tha aur dekho aaj phir pardhana pard raha hai..
Samosa bi zaya
Itni pyar bhari nazar se jo us ne dekha mujhe, dil to gaya hi gya,
;->
sath me 15 rupee wala samosa bi gir gaya
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Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i''m thinking of you all the time
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BoyFrnd:Nahi Tumhari Bahen Se
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Jb dekho to dil karta h pakar lo
Jb pakar lo to dil katra h daba do
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Q K Sal mei 1 bar jo ata hai
"AAM"
;-)
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Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?
Ans:4,
.
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2.Teri vali,
3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri Bhabhi..
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