A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan
A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: Sory !

Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
  

May, 17 2010     325 chars (3 sms)     2585 views       Funny

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Larka apni Grl frnd sy: Janu 7up peene k baad kuch krne ko dil chah rha hy..

GF: (sharmaty hUe) krlo G
Larka:
) ' (
/ ) ).poooon
_/ /

GF: durr fitte muu :@
Duniya se chupa Kar teri tasweer bathroom main laga rakhi hai
Or har gharri tere deedar ho ais liye JULAAB ki goli kah rakhi ha
Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."
Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon,

Chandini raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon,

Meri taqdeer mere sath nahi Warna
Zindagi bhar Tujy"MURGA" bana k rakhon :->
Aaj Tumhain Lunch Nahi Mily Ga...

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Q K Ye Dinner Time Hai
JAn|x . . . . . ;->

Atleast once in a day,
Millions of
People in
this World
stand on
Single Leg!

Guess when?




Don''t know?


Its easy!

While wearing CHADDI... =P ;->


Dil Lagi K Liye College Ka Chakar He Mar Liya Karty Thy

"pApPu"



















Bomb Patakhon Ne Ye Shugal Mela Bhi Band Karwa Diya... =P ;->
Walk on ur own path..
Love in ur own way
Talk watever u wish 2 say..
Do wat ur heart
desires
&
One day
The world wil say




Hay he
DHEEETT ... =P ;->
Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho
Muna Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note
Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?

Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai...

Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na?
:-@


Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo
in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "Sb hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tm b tou do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"
Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in
yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->
Nokrani:Saahib,aapke kisi khas dost ka phone aaya tha.

Saahib:Tujhe kaise pata chala k wo mera khas dost hai ?

Nokrani:(Sharmaaty huwe) puch raha tha Kameena ghar pe hai ?