A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

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A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan
A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: Sory !

Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
  
May, 17 2010     325 chars (3 sms)     3122 views       Funny

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Is With Your Feet
On Your Office Desk ... ;->
teacher, s
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pareeshan karn use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do.

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Wo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH Rahi hO?
Iska zImaYDAar koN Hai?


NokrAni: YaqeenAn kOi mAkri hOgi . . . . :-
Khubsurat Phoolo’n Main
Khubsurat Phoolo’n Main




Haseen Wadiyo’n Main




Dilkash Baagho’n Main




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1 Keeda Zarur Hota Hy ;->

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