A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan
A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: Sory !

Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
  

May, 17 2010     325 chars (3 sms)     2467 views       Funny

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Shohar Biwi se
Tu Chandramukhi main surajmukhi
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi
chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi,main bhi sukhi
KFC New Prices.

Piza @Rs.200
Chicken @Rs.150
Burger @Rs.100
Pepsi @Rs.50

Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.
1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:

Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.

Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,

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Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)
Youngistaan se kabristan...
Why to have Pe(psi)stiside drinks? ...

Have a glass of milk to think n act better
A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason




Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai
Mumy:beta q ro rhe ho?
Beta: mumy papa ne muje kissi nhi ki.
Mumy:beta ap ne papa ko tables nhi sunaye honge
Beta: kam wali ko kon se tables ate hain.
What is Short but gets longer wen u hold it?
It passes b/w Breasts, n enters in2 a hole?
What is it?
A car seat belt. But I LIKE the WAY u THINK!!

Nokrani: Begum Sb Blanket Khirki
Se Gir Gya Hai

Malkan: Oh Ye Tm Ne Kiya Kr Diya
Mune Ko Thand Lag Jaye Gi

Nokrani: Fikr Mt Karain
Muna B Blanket Me Hai. :-)
TuM is ShehAr k khuLoos sE Abhi wAqif nAhi "Pappu" , , ,





Yeh Roti b nAhi KhiLAte Or BArtAn b dhuLwA Lete hAin . . . :d :p ;->
Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English

Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.

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Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here.


Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni khate ho?

Man: 12

Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.

Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)
Who Is Diplomate ? ? ?

A Diplomate Is 1 Who Forget To Wish His Wife On Her Birthday


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Later Telss ''''How U Expect Me 2 Remember Ur B''day When U Never Look Older'''' ;->