A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan
A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: Sory !

Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
  

May, 17 2010     325 chars (3 sms)     2766 views       Funny

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Baap: Beta Shadi K Din Susral Walay
Ghari Dein Tu Suit Mang Lena. Scooter Dein Tu Car Mang Lena,
Dokan Dien Tu Ghar

Beta: Dady Larki Dein Tu Oski Maa Mang Lon?
Bhikhari ne Awaaz
lagayi- Babu ji roti
milegi??.
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Andar se awaz aai -Biwi
ghar par nahi hai..
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Bhikhari- Chumma nahi
maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai…:p:p
Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything
seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being
able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking,
and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I"m grateful.
And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!

2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy.

1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,

2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha.

Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho?





Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya. :-)

Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Kio Marta Hai.

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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.

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Ek Chooha Maarna Hai. :-P

Real Story

At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!
Suddenly Meera said Sumthing Dat There Was Pin Drop Silence!

Meera: Waiter Meri Coke Mei SNOW Daal Dien Plz.
What if Acountants start making Movies....

1 - Muna Bhai C.A,,

2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas hai,,

3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,,

4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,,

5 - Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit,,

6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,,

7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,,

8 - Kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,,

9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,,

10 - Kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!
An Excellent Road Sentence Written on National Highway:



"Go Slow, Unless You Have An Urgent Appointment With GOD ... !" ;)
GooD NEWS:
ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE


Example:

3+3=?


Options:

a. 6

b. Six

c. VI

d. 6.0

Moral:

ACCA is still TOUGH.

Zindagi bari
udaas hy

Mujhe lagi
piyas hy

Mujhe dunya
se na koi
aas hy

ALLAH kre uski LIGHT chali jay
Jo yeh soche k

meri poem
bakvas hy''


Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned $100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

Little johny: A heart a attack!
Nargis taxi driver se: Daata darbaar chalo gay?

Driver: jee haan

Nargis: kya lo gay?

Driver: paisay