A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan
A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: Sory !

Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
  

May, 17 2010     325 chars (3 sms)     2292 views       Funny

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Gadha Kitna Bekaar Janwar Hai . . .

Dunya Is Ko Naakara Samajhti Hai

IS Main Aqal Bhi Nahi Hoti



Magar Is Bechaarey Ki Himmat Dekho Har Sms Kitne Gaur Se Parhta Hai . . . :P
Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
Aadmi:Sharam Nahi Ati Itnay Hatay Katay Ho K Bhik Mangtay Ho

Bhikari: Nahi To Kya Tumhari Behen Ka Rishta Mangu... =P ;->
Na Jane Log Kyu Darte He
Kuch Log To SMS Hi Nahi Karte He
Or Kuch Log AAP Jaise B Is Duniya Me.
Jo MISCALL Mar K B Balance Check Karte He
Doobte hue aadmi ne
Pull par chalte hue aadmi ko
Aawaz lagayi "bachao bachao"
Pull par chalte aadmi ne neeche
Rassi fenki aur kaha aaoo...
Nadi mein dobta hua aadmi
Rassi nahi pakad pa raha tha
Rah rah kar chillaa raha tha
Mein marna nahi chahta
Zindagi badi mehengi hai
Kal hi to meri ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai..
Itna sunte hi pul par chalte
Aadmi ne apni rassi kheench li
Aur bhagte bhagte wo MNC gaya
Usne wahan ke HR ko bataya ki
Abhi abhi ek aadmi doobkar mar gaya hai
Aur is tarah aapki company mein
Ek jagah khali kar gaya hai...
Mein berozgaar hoon muje le lo...
HR boli dost tumne der kar di,
ab se kuch der Pehle humne us aadmi ko lagaya hai Jo usse dhakka de kar
tumse pehle yahan aaya hai !!!


A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
Nurse:
Mubarak HO Khansaab
Ap k Ghar
Larka peda Hua hy
Pathan:=

.
“O”

Mera”KHUDA”
Ye Kesa
Technology hy,
B.V Mera Hospital
mein hy or Bacha
Ghar Pada hua hy.
Q. y doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)..... y does it only sell finished cloth....??



i dont think its a tough one



well the answer is




Because....They Sell Cloth See kAy(CK)
Laila Majnu ke kisse purane ho gaye,

pyar, ishq, mohabbat sirf afsaane ho gaye.

Aaj har Romeo ke paas kayi juliet hai,

Aur hAr shama ke kayi parwane ho gaye.
Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where ... ????

Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->
1 sardar ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola k
TEST hongy,
Sardar bola
In ki umar ziyada ha,
TEST nahi,
1 DAY ya 20/20 Karwa lo
Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,

ye dil hum kisi or ko diya nahi karte,

pasand aa gaya pagal pan tmhara,

wrna har pagal ko hum sms kya nhi krte
Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karo ge...??


Boy: Agar moqa mil gaya to phir shadi kerne ki kiya zroorat hai. :-) :-)