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The theory of reverse
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The theory of reverse
The theory of reverse
The theory of reverse dynamics:When a man becomes rich, he becomes naughty...when a woman becomes naughty, she becomes rich...
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The more I learn
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
Wen u propose a girl, itz Direct Marketing
Wen u propose a girl, itz Direct Marketing
Wen u cal her itz TELE Marketing
Wen she walks to u its BRAND recognition
Wen she slaps u its Customer Feedback
give a person a fish
Give A Person A Fish
And You Feed Him For
A Day,
Teach A Person To
Use The Internet And
He Won''t Bother You
For Weeks ... ;->
Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:
Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:
Larky ne Larki se pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata hai?
Larki: Nahi Mujhe to BANANA KHANA Aata hai. :-)
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Ullo Ki Trha Kia Dekh Rahe Ho
Sms Hii Tou Bheja Hy . . . ;->
Aap Ne Miss Call Di Aap Ki Nawazish Hay,
Aap Ne Miss Call Di Aap Ki Nawazish Hay,
Aap Ka sMs Karna B Lagti 1 Saazish Hay,
Kya Really Aap Hum Ko Miss Karte Ho,
Ya Haathon Men Aap K Khaarish Hay........
Karate is a form of martial arts
Karate is a form of martial arts
In whch ppl who hve had years & years of training can,
Using only their hands & feet,
Make some of d worst movies in d history of d world ...
one woman to another
one woman to another: Apki sab say bari taqat kaya hay.?
she replied: Mera Husband..!
1st asked: Aur sab say bari kamzori.?
she replied: Tumhara Husband..
Aata Khatam Gas Khatam
Aata Khatam
Gas Khatam
Petrol Khatam
Ghee Khatam
Taraqi Ki Janib Ek Ar Qadam
Vote For
''''Pakistan Mujrim League''''
Select Prime Minister
''''Chodri Azab-e-Ilahi'''' ;->
Pathan Apni Biwi
Pathan Apni Biwi Ko Doctor Ko Dekhane Le Gaya,
Aur Dr. Ko Bohat Mara. Sub Ne Poocha:
"Kya Huwa??" Pathan: "Saala Dr. Bolta
Hy Amari Biwi Ka ''BP'' Dekhna Hy.."
Usualy i only snd msg
Usualy i only snd msg to 3 peopl who r either: vry cute vry swe8 or vry special Bt in ur case i m making an exeption
U r 3 in 1:-)
Mere sath chalo gi
BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"
GIRL:"Kahan?"
BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"
GIRL:"OK.
9.0 chalte hain?"
BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai...
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