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10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha
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10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha
10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha
Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur bachay se kaha
"kia tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cigaratte pety ho?"
BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue
"Mohtarma ...."
"KIA AAP K SHOHAR KO MALUM HY
K AP KISI GHAIR MARD SE BAAT KAR RAHE HAN... =P ;->
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_____________________ Kuch Nahi Bus Meray
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Kuch Nahi Bus Meray Mobile Ko apkay Mobile Se Pyar Ho Gaya Hai Ais Liye LINE Mar raha hai :)
Pundit-Tumhare Jeevan Me
Pundit-Tumhare Jeevan Me 6 Ladkiya Aayengi.
Boy-Wow,Kya Baat Hai.
Pandit-Jyada Khush Hone Ki Baat Nai Hai.
1 Gharwali Or 5 Betiya Hai.
1 pathan ki 10 betiya thi
1 Pathan Ki
10 Betiya''n Thi''n,
Phir Ja Kar Us K Haan 1 Beta Hua
Pathan Ne Us Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga?
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Zarurat Khan =P ;)
The Dentist To The Little Kid ...
The Dentist To The
Little Kid ...
'''' What Kind Of Filling
Would You Like For
Your Tooth ? ''''
'''' Chocolate, Please ... ''''
Kid Replies Innocently ;->
''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
and said ''Hijack''
Everybody put their hands up.
Then suddenly Another guy
from other side got up and said
''Hijohn''''
hum aise dost hain aap
Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K
Jisko Dekho to Khuwab
Socho to Khayal
Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu
Aazmao to Sacha Dost
Or
Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi. :-)
flying papers mul
Flying papers ,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor
35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son
20th floor:- i m not married
&
3rd floor:- shit i m banta
Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye
Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye
Wo Soye Huey Thay
Ek Din Wo Humare Ghar Aaye
Hum Soye Huey Thay
Moral. . .
Jesa Karoge Wesa Bharoge . . . ;->
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isko
Raat
Me
Prhna
Oh
Ho
Abhi
Nhi
Ary
Phr
Parh
Rhe
Ho
Ye
Cheating
He
Chalo
Agar
itni
Hi
Jaldi
He
To
Parh
Lo
I''m
da BEST... ;->
Aik baat hmesha yaad rakhna..
Aik baat hmesha yaad rakhna..
Qalm ki ahmiat Talwar se zyada hoti hai,
Kion k..
Talawar se
Shalwar mein Narha nahi dala ja sakta
Aaj Wo AZEEM Din
Aaj
Wo
AZEEM
Din
Ha
Jab
Aaj
Se
50
Karor
Saal
Pehlay
Aik
Aisi
Medicine
Eejad
Hui
Thi
Jis
Ki
Waja
Se
Aaj
Puri
Dunya
K
Pathan
Zinda
Hein
HAPPY
"NASWAR"
DAY....
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