10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha

10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha

Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur bachay se kaha
"kia tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cigaratte pety ho?"

BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue
"Mohtarma ...."

"KIA AAP K SHOHAR KO MALUM HY
K AP KISI GHAIR MARD SE BAAT KAR RAHE HAN... =P ;->
  

May, 05 2010     289 chars (2 sms)     2655 views       Funny

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~ Tip Of The Day ~

''It''s So
"S I M P L E"
To Be
"W I S E" ...


Just
"T H I N K"


Something
"S T U P I D"


And Then


Don''t
"S A Y" It ... ;->
Load-Shedding Mein kya,kya zulam Nahi Huwe Humray saath.
Faraz...

Naala khench Dala kisi Zalim ne Generater ki Rassi samajh kar...!
aj tenu maithon door hoyan 4 maheeney 8 ghantey 41 minute tey 25 second ho ghaye nein





"aye naa samjhee k mein dooriyan da time ghinya wey mein tey oh time ghinwan deha waan jehrda "Rub da bohta karam hundiyan shuru hoya seee"
Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.... ;->
Life Is A Card Game


During d 1st Half
Of Whch
V Get Brthday, Valentine''s Day,
Bst Wshes, Frndship n
Wedding Cards

&

During 2nd Half
Get-well Soon Cards ... ;->
Phone ki ring baji.
Husband: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon.
Wife phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain.
Husband: Maine mana kiya that...
Wife: Phone mere liye tha!
Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare............






Ajeb tumhara STYLE hai.........





"SMS" karnay ki fursat nahi or...







Hathon main MOBILE hai...........!!!!!!!!
Ae item, kesa hae?Tera bot memory aa rela tha.Ita tem ho gela hai
tere ko dekha bhi ni.Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apn ko, mis to karega

God Created Millions Of Faces With Different Looks..

But When He Reached China, He Was Exhausted.

Then He Started

Ctrl C, Ctrl V, Ctrl C, Ctrl V
Question : What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day & seven days a week..?

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Answer : A WidoW... ;->
Master of puppets is pulling ur strings, twisting ur mind n smashing ur dreams. blinded by me, u can''t c a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall asleep 1,2,3,Zzz
whAt iS tHe nAm3 of bruc3 lee''s s|st3r wHo cAn wAlk on tHe wAlls?








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