10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha

10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha

Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur bachay se kaha
"kia tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cigaratte pety ho?"

BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue
"Mohtarma ...."

"KIA AAP K SHOHAR KO MALUM HY
K AP KISI GHAIR MARD SE BAAT KAR RAHE HAN... =P ;->
  

May, 05 2010     289 chars (2 sms)     2802 views       Funny

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Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.
Air Hostes 2 Lalu:- Sir, are you vegetarian or non-vegetarian?

Lalu:- I am INDIAN!

Air Hostes:- No sir! Are you shakahari or masahari?

Lalu:- Na re sasuri,, I am BIHARI!!.. ;->
Baba Saxidas Ji Ne Aaj Kal Ke Patiyo Ki Udaasi Ko Dekh Kar Bola.

Aaj Ka Har Mard Bechara Do Mushkilo Mein Fassa Hai.

1. Biwi Makeup Kare To Kharcha Bardasht Nahi Hota.

2. Aur Makeup Na Kare To Biwi Hi Bardasht Nahi Hoti.
Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :

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... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,

"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"

And the ans is :

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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!
''1 Qabristan mein 1 Bh00t k0 dekh kar sabhi bhaag rahy thy
lekin mein nahi bhaga
pata hy ky0n?
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Ky0n ky mein ny tumhein pehchaan liya tha..!''
Zardari to Shopekeper:
Aaj k bad mera kutta bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi..

Shopekepper:
Bohat behtar janab appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)

InTErNATioNAL SurvEy sE isS bAAt kA pAtA chALA
hAi k AurtAin mArte dAm tAk SAth nAhin Chorhtien





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MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA . . . :p :d ;->


AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE





But,





A woman can change your IDEA..


So,




Always change


Women
to change
IDEA(S)





WHAT AN IDEA


DARD NAK KAHANI.

aik larka tha, wo aik larki ko chahta tha. magr wo lrki nhi janti thi.

Aik din larke ny himat ki aur usy kaha k tm mujhe achi lagti ho.

Lrki ko shadid ghusa aya aur us ny...
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Lrke ki nak pe muka mar dia.
Lrke ki nak ma shadid dard hoa
aur

Is tara bni ya
''DARD'' ''NAK'' kahani ;->
God has Four gifts for u:

A Key for every Problem,

a Light for every Shadow,

a Plan for every Tomorrow

& a Joy for every Sorrow.

Enjoy GOD''s gift.
Is A male or female????

















socho





Socho


Female
















Why?







Bcoz




A kya bolti tu...? ;->
App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?


Malooum hai kahan Se ?

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DOOR SE