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10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha
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10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha
10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha
Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur bachay se kaha
"kia tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cigaratte pety ho?"
BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue
"Mohtarma ...."
"KIA AAP K SHOHAR KO MALUM HY
K AP KISI GHAIR MARD SE BAAT KAR RAHE HAN... =P ;->
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May, 05 2010
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IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE
IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE
BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%
BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate
''tiger buscuit
''tiger buscuit ''Hum to yunhi tiger Biscuit khaa rahay thhay ,
~*~Tamana~*~
Ek Larki humein baacha samjh k pappi dy gai''''
Sardar Jii Tuwanu
Sardar Jii Tuwanu Kadi Kissi Naal Pyar Nai Hoya . . .? ? ?
Sardar Jii: Yaar Hoya Te Hai
Lekin O Mandi Hii Nahi
Bus Ena Kendi Ae ''''I Love U''''
Pata Nai Ullu Da Patha ''''U'''' Kon Hai . . . ;->
Ek Ghar mai Twins Paida
Ek Ghar mai Twins Paida Huye to Saas Ne Kaha :
Mubarik Hoo Bhala Batao ...Hamari Duniya k Halat Daikh kar BAchay Bhi Duniya Mai Akele Ane Se Dartay Hain
''Why''d the
''Why''d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.''
Man , Mistri G ,
Man , Mistri G , Bed Mazboot banana , Mere bete ko Bahu k sath Sona hai
Mistri : aisa mazboot banaun ga k Sara Muhalla bahu k sath Soye Bhi tu Nahi totay Ga!
In d corridor of mal
In d corridor of mall
Do U knw
Y boyz hold girl''s hands ?
Coz
If they leave their hand
they wl go 4 shopping
It looks Romantic
But its actually Economics =P ;)
main aaj tumhe buhat bara raaz
MAiN Aaj TuMhE buhAt bArA RAAZ Likh k BhAij rAhA huN..
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RAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa
AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA
aAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaZZZzzzZ.. ;->
''SARDAR: KAL HUM
''SARDAR: KAL HUM NAY EASYLOAD WALAY KO BEWAKOOF BNAYA
BOY: WO KASAY?
SARDAR: HUM NAY US KO 100 RS KA NOTE DYA OR NUMBER GLAT LIKHWA DYA!!!!''
Common sense
Zor se chali hawa.. urr gaya pappu..
wah wah!
zor se chali hawa urr gaya pappu..
phir?
phir kya?
Ruk gai hawa.. gir gaya pappu.. :P
Common sense :D
So many options: Poison,
So many options: Poison,
sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building,
lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
''Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai
''Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai
Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki
Ab B Waqt He
Nange Paao Bhag Jao.''
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