10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha

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10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha

Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur bachay se kaha
"kia tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cigaratte pety ho?"

BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue
"Mohtarma ...."

"KIA AAP K SHOHAR KO MALUM HY
K AP KISI GHAIR MARD SE BAAT KAR RAHE HAN... =P ;->
  
May, 05 2010     289 chars (2 sms)     2581 views       Funny

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