Police:Tumhe kal

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d

May, 25 2010 148 chars (1 sms) 2636 views Funny

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DoNo EyEs pE, DoNo CheEkS pE,

DoNo EyEs pE,

DoNo CheEkS pE,

D0 bAr LipS pE,

Ek bAr nECk pE,

D0 bAr nECk sE zArA NeEChE,

SoNe sE pEhLe,

MoSpaiL zAr00r LagANA... ;->

Murder Of EnglisH

Murder Of EnglisH

One eng proff when a girl didn''t do her assignment and gave an excuse:

today u r lying with me 2morrow u will lie with somebody else

Don''t Marry The Person

Don''t Marry The Person.
You Want To Live With ...

Marry The One ,
You Cannot Live Without ...

But

Remember
Whatever You Do

You Will Regret It Later ... ;->

Tchr: Papu tum kal school kyo nahi ay?

Tchr: Papu tum kal school kyo nahi ay?

Papu: sir gir gaya tha or lag gai thi

tchr: Kaha gir gaye thay or kia lag gai thi?

papu: Bistar par gir gaya tha or Ankh lag gayi thi sir

no serial our marriage cd

Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

.

.

.

Husband : No serial
our marriage CD

Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai.

Doctor:
Aap k Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai..!

Ye neend ki goliyan Le Jayen

Biwi:
Ye mein inhen
kis waqt doon?

Doctor:
Jab mein aaon... =P ;->

PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun

Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He
Nurse Se bola

LIGHT AARAHI HAI?

Nurse: No

Bacha Bola:
Oh Shit

PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun.. ;->

My Life Funda

My Life Funda

How 2 forget
love failure.
SMOKING ? no !
DRINKING ? no !
DRUGS ? no !

Then what..?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE!

Ur Eyes Patakha.

Ur Eyes Patakha.

Ur lips Rocket

Ur ears Chingari

ur smile Phuljari

Ur style Anaar

ur personilty Bomb

Beta Nikal le

I''m Coming with candle

U May Be BuSy,

U May Be BuSy,

U May Be Engaged

With Lots Of Works.

U Have 1440 min Per day.

Atleast For 1 min

Think

Kahin Aap K Sms Na Kerne Pe Koi Aap Ko Galiyan Na De Rha Ho . . . ;->

william studyfear said

William Studyfear said...!!!

"This life is too short even to get full sleep...!
I don''t know how people find time to study...!
so ketabain bnd kro
aur so jao..

''What is the Difference Between Dost and Condom?

''What is the Difference Between Dost and Condom?

1. Dost musibat mai kaam aata hai aur Condom Musibat Aane hi nahin deta.

2. Date per Dost sath ho aur Condom na ho to Girlfriend naraz ho jati hai.

3. Dost k Saath Zindagi k liye lekin Condom ka Saath kuch lamhay k liye hota hai.

4. Dost juda ho kar Dhoka deta hai aur Condom phat kar.

5. Dost Anmol hota hai aur Condom 6 rupay k 4 Miltay hain...''

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