Marriage s like

Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA

May, 20 2010 136 chars (1 sms) 2546 views Funny

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ZaLiM TaLiBaN Ki DrInDaGi

ZaLiM TaLiBaN Ki DrInDaGi Ka 1 Or JeTa JaGtA SaBoT...

MiNgOrA SwAt Me JaHaNzEb CoLlEgE K SaMnE

5 MaSoM StUdEnTs Se GuN PoInT Py

"NaSwAr"
ChEeN Li...=P;->

''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:

''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:

1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinkings 2stdy 4next exam-:-D..

If a black cat crosses you, when u r going somewhere,

If a black cat crosses you, when u r going somewhere,
wat does it mean????

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It means that black cat is also going some where

Wife-1baat bolti hu,

Wife-1baat bolti hu,Par maarna nahi.Hus-Batao. Wife-Me Pregnant hu! Hus-Its
GoodNews.Wife- Shadi k pahle dad ko bataya to bohot maar padi thi

''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..

''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..
Neend me khwab accha lagta he..
Aap bhale he hame sms nahi bhejo,
Hume to aapki kanjusi ka ye aandaz accha lagta he!''

Maine tujhse pyar kiya,

Maine tujhse pyar kiya,
tere baap ne mujhe pita

Maine tujhse pyar kiya,
tere baap ne mujhe pita

Sin thita by cos thita is equal to tan thita

wah! wah! wah! wah

Aankhon he Aankon ne,

Aankhon he Aankon ne,

Aankhon he Ankhon se,

Aankhon he Ankhon main,

Kaha..

"Aiiiii - Taaaa..!" :-D

Sharabi Knocks The Door Of His Hom

Sharabi Knocks The Door Of His Home

Wife Opens The Door

Sharabi Asks : Who Are U

Wife : How Dare U 4get Ur Wife

Sharabi : Sharab Har Gham Bhula Deti Hai ;->

Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?

1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.

2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.

"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.

Question: Suna he k:

Question:
Suna he k:
Qurbani K janwar Ko chand-raat me Chhuriyan nazar ati hein
agar ye such hy

to
larkiyon ko mehndi ki raat ko kia nazar ata hoga?
Reply me

Food for thought:

Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked.

''Aap ke haath mein Mobile h

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chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai''

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