Marriage s like

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going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA

May, 20 2010 136 chars (1 sms) 2794 views Funny

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JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK

JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK

After 03 Days

,

.
Nhi smjhe?

03 Din Baad Aap AZAD Hojayenge

Phr 11 Mahine ki AZADI

So,

In advance,

"AZADI MUBARAK" ;->

child in washroom

Nowadays,

Child in washroom.
.
.
.
.

Mommm!
.
.
.

Mom: han beta bolo!

Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!
:D :P

''uSAY KAHA b THA k t

''uSAY KAHA b THA k tMHARI sHALWAR PHATI HUE HAI faraz
Beghairat Muskura kar kheta hai "HOLAY HOLAY SE HAWA LAGTI HAI"''

( SHORTEST JOKE )

( SHORTEST JOKE )

Fan 2 FIlmstar Meera: " HAPPY BIRTHDAY "

Meera : " SAME TO YOU "

charsi qabrestan me chars pi raha tha

Aik Charsi Qabrestan Me Chars Pi Raha Tha
Police Aagai
To Charsi Ny Chars Chopa Diya
Police:Kia Kar Rahy Ho
Charsi: Kuch Nahi Apny Walid K Liye Dua Kar Raha Hon
Police:Ye To Kisi Bachy Ka Qabar Hai,
Charsi: Mera Walid Sahab Bachpan Me Mar Gaya Tha... ;->

The best way to

The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...

"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->

''Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus,

''Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus,

Both were claiming that she came first, one old man was watching this all.

At last he said: Beta kyun lar rahe ho ?

Is ka hal mein tum ko batata hon Tum mein se jo bhi umar mein bari hai wo baith jaye,

Failure Is Not When Your GirlFriend Leaves

Failure Is Not When
Your GirlFriend Leaves
You

It''s When You
Don''t Try For
Her Sister . . . ;->

Wo Kon Se 2 Log Hain

Wo Kon Se 2 Log Hain Jin Ka Dipartment Alag Hai Magar Kam Ek Hi Hai?

1)Zardari

2)Hamesh.

DoNo ka kAm aWam kO pErshAn kArNa hai ...=P;->

>> A brave guy pulled

>> A brave guy pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
>> still he was in jail.......why?
>> coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !

eXams r thereat da paper u starethe

eXams r thereat da paper u starethe

answer is no wherewhich makes u

pull ur hairthe grades r not

fairbut just like da past 14

years

we don''t care ;->

Rail ke dabbey mein ye qissaa huaa ek bachchaa zor se rone lagaa

Rail ke dabbey mein ye qissaa huaa
ek bachchaa zor se rone lagaa

maa ne samajhaane kii koshish kii bahot
us ko bahalaane kii koshish kii bahot

thak ke aaKhir loriiyaan gaane lagii
bijaliyaan kaano par barasaane lagii

das minute tak loriiyaan jab vo gaa chukii
til-milaa kar bol uthaa ek aadmii..

"Behanjii, itnaa karam ab kiijiiye
loriyan bend kiijiiye or is bachche ko rone diijiiye!"

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