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going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
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May, 20 2010
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''What are 3 words
''What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I''m home!''
"Intiqam Ka Behtreen
"Intiqam Ka Behtreen
Tariqa Ye Hai k
Dushman Ko Dost Bana
Kr Dhoka Do ..."
Janab Asif Ali Zardari ;)
How to grow up
How to grow up a baby 2 make it absoulte charming, smart, good looking, truthful n extremely intelligent kid ?
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ASK MY PARENTS. :)
Aaj mere paas
Aaj mere paas
Mobile Hai
Number Hai
Charger Hai
Battery hai
Balance hai
Tumhare pas kya hai?
Hai koi msg?
hai
To bhejo
Agar nhi To mobile fek do!
wese to es ko dajal
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Wese to es ko
"DAJAL"
kehtey hai
Pr es ka AASLI naam lene
se main darta hu
"Samaj to app gae hon ge.."
Maa Bete Se:
Maa Bete Se: Agr Tm Ache Kaam Kro Ge Tou Jannat Me Joge, Jahan Meethe Duudh Ki Nehrai''n Hongi, Shehad Hoga, Meethe Meethe Phal Honge, Aur Sari Cheezein Meethi Hongi
Bacha: Acha Ammi, Jannat Me Imli, Leemo Aur Maltey B Meethe Honge ... ;->
I saw ur dad paying d bill
wife:-2day
night I Saw a
dream dat u were
sendng me
Jewelry
Husband :Yeah,I saw ur dad paying d bill..!
Phir usi chand se rishta bana bethe,
Phir usi chand se rishta bana bethe,
phir usi saadgi se dhoka kha bethe,
Patharo se the taalluqat
humare,
Phir bhi sheshe k ghar bana
bethe.->?
Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,
Magar aab kya karoge...?
Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?
Ha ha ha ha
Catch her by her waist
Catch her by her waist
Bring her home
Keep your hand on her neck
Put your lips on her lips
And have a nice .....
Drink!
COCA COLA BuuRrrrrrrrrrrrr :)
2 men were talking!
2 men were talking!
1st Said- I got married Bcoz I was tired of Eating out, Cleaning house, n doing laundry work.
2nd said- I took divorce 4 d same Reason ;->
''Khush to bahot hoge
''Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?''
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