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Marriage s like
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Marriage s like
Marriage s like
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
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May, 20 2010
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g/f: meri mummy bhi
g/f: meri mummy bhi tumhe bahut pasand karti hai.
b/f:kuch bhi ho , par mai shadi tum hi se karoonga.
Baray-e-Meherbani
Baray-e-Meherbani
Is Saal Qurbani
Ki Khaalai''n
Khi Stock Exchange (KSE)
k Fund Main Jama
Kara Ker
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil
Kare''n
Frm
KSE 100 Index
Khaal Committee ;->
Aik GADHA tha,
Aik GADHA tha,
Wo Sms Parh Raha Tha,
Usay Pata Tha k Sender ne Usay GADHA Kaha Hai,
Wo Phir b Sms Parh Raha Tha..
Beychara GADHA Jo Tha!
Aaj Kal K Halaat Ki Wja Se
Aaj Kal K Halaat Ki Wja Se
1 Kutta 2sre Kutte Se Keh Rha Tha
(Is Mulk Se Jaldi Hi Bhag Chalo)
Wrna!
INSAAN KI MOUT MAARE JAO GE . . . ;->
-Agr tum: 0% busy ho 32% beemar ho
-Agr tum:
0% busy ho
32% beemar ho
14% dukhi ho
20% temtion main ho
46% tarse huay ho
48% ghabra rahe ho
to in sare no ki % hata k mila k dail kero,tumhari sari tention door hojaigi!Money back guarantee! Trykerna must hai :-)
Meaning of Marriage
Meaning of Marriage for a woman -
Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!
Funny!!!!
Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha L¡.
Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao
Pathan: Khocha Hm Tum Ko Kia Kafir Nazar Ata he
Burusli Aur Kawa Agar Gana
Burusli Aur Kawa Agar Gana
Gayen To Koun Se Styal Me Gange.
Socho. . .
QAWWALI
§M§ K¡||3r
''sadar and pathan ja
''sadar and pathan ja rhy thy k um ko 1000 ka note mila
pathan: chalo fifty fifty ker lety hain
sardar: baki 900 ka kya keren gay''
Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,
Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,
usko ghisne se usme 1 jin nikla
Jin:"3 khwahishain btao"
Pathan:"1 aisi naswar lao jo kabhi khatam na ho"
jin ne usay naswar la k dedi
jin:"or 2 khwahishain btao"
Pathan:"Aisi 2 or lado" ;)
One Day Teeth and Tongue
One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..
Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"
Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->
engineers b delivry kar sakty hain
Wesy to Amir khan ki har
movie men koi lesson hota hai,
Lakin 3 idiots men us ny
dunya ko aik new bat batayi..,
"ENGINEERS B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN" :-)
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