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Can you guess,
Can you guess,
Can you guess, whats the ring tone of Osama..!
No !!not an Urdu song,
English music !! No ways..
It''s... Main yahan hoon, yahan hoon yahhan hoon yahaan.... ;->
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Laziness is our biggest
Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Dasso hun bapu di maniye ya chache di?
Tera charcha hai har gali mein,
Tera charcha hai har gali mein,
har ladki ko tera intezaar hai,
Yeh koi chamatkar nahi,
aaj Rakhi ka tyohar hai.
Boy: I''ll Climb The Taleest
Boy: I''ll Climb The Taleest Mount, Swim The Deepest Ocean
Walk On Hot Coal Barefoot Just 4 U ...
Girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ??
Boy: Not Now, Abhi Ammi Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi ...
dinner should be light
Sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?
Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)
Garmi aur Load Sheding
Garmi aur Load Sheding ka tor
"HIMMAT FAN"
AJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.
Asal, , ,
KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda. ;-)
chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO
Soft Speech
Pure Heart
Peaceful Eyes
Strong Hands
Focused Mind &Determined Decision
Always Make U
"BoRinG"...!!!
So,chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO! ;-)
if you love someone
If YOU
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Someone
Just
Dont''t
Tell
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Iss mai uss masoom ka kya kasoor...
wo kyon sazaa bhugte
teacher who is the
Teacher: who is the father of ibn-e-sinna?
pathan soch mai gumm
PATHAN Said:
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John Cena
Police wala Thanay mein ek Mulzim
Police wala Thanay mein ek Mulzim ko bohat mar raha tha,aur us per bohat saray ilzam laga raha tha.
Isi doraan Usko ghar se fone aya k us k ghar beta paida huwa hai,
fone sun kar us ne doosron ko bataya, Mulzim ghussay se cheekha Or kehnay lga
"PA DE PA DE A V CASE MERE UTTAY PA DE"
Don''t Love Reliance Girl
Don''t Love Reliance Girl
She Is A 2yrs Warrenty Girl
Don''t Love Hutch Girl
She Follows U Where Ever You Go
So Love Only Landline Girl
She Will Be At Home.
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The End
U have Just Watched My New Film:
TAARE MOBiLE PAR . . . ;->
"sir! aap mere son
"sir! aap mere son ki shadi pe nahi aye,
bari shiddat se aap ka intezaar tha.
shadi bilkul be ronaq rahi aap ke baghair,
ham pe kuch to tars kha ke aa jatay.
sincerely yours
AMITAB BACHAN"
Sala! mujhe itna farigh samajhta hai
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