Can you guess,

Can you guess,
Can you guess, whats the ring tone of Osama..!






No !!not an Urdu song,







English music !! No ways..








It''s... Main yahan hoon, yahan hoon yahhan hoon yahaan.... ;->
  

May, 20 2010     209 chars (2 sms)     2558 views       Funny

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Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL.

To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.

1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.

2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3- Give free hit,
that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.

4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no examiner in the exam hall.

5- Introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers..
Message Of The Year:

Women Live A Better,
Longer & Peaceful Life.. !!

Why?

Very Simple.....

A Woman Does Not Have A Wife !!!!
Agar Koi Aap Ko
Dukh De, Takleef De
Aap Ko Roney Pe Majbur Kerde
Tou Aap B Us Ko Rula Sakte Ho







Pata Hai Kese ???




















Us Ki Aankh Main Ungli Maar K ... ;->
Things In
Boys Room B4 Marrge-
Parfums,
Luv Lettrs,
Gifts,
F''shp Bands,
Cards,
Snaps.

After Marrge-
Painkilers,
Loan Paprs
Unpaid Bills
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
Mat doondna mujhe

duniya kitanhaai me

..

..

..

kyon ki

thand bahut hai

.

..

...

Hum honge

sirf aur sirf

apni RAZaaI mein.
1 Saal Main
12 Mahiney
12 Mahino''n Me
365 Din
365 Din Me
8760 Ghnte
8760 Ghnton Me
525600 Mins
525600 Mins Me
525600 Lmhe
Aur
Har Lmhe Me 1 Dua




Light Na jaye ... ;->
Dulha Apni Nai naveli Dulhan ka ghunghat uthatay hoye

" darling meri doo hi kamzoriyaan hain aik aurat or dosri mardana kamzori "
Question:
Suna he k:
Qurbani K janwar Ko chand-raat me Chhuriyan nazar ati hein
agar ye such hy


to
larkiyon ko mehndi ki raat ko kia nazar ata hoga?
Reply me

"zardari k liye Mazmoon"

ap 1970 May Peda Huay,
Aap Ne bgairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apne Mohallay Se Shru Ki Or ala taleem
ek naam war Daku se le..
Jab Dakait hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kia
To Aap ne hakoomat k khazanay ko lootne
k plan bananay shuru kr diyay
Or Phir Benazir se shadi Kar
K Aap Ne Profesional
Bgairti ka aghaz kia aur 10% mashoor ho gaye
Na jane kaisay kurse-e- sidarat
pe aa behte aur loot loot k
apna naam takreebn
100% mashoor kr liya.
Adnan Sami Sahab Ek Din Bike Lekar

Petrol Pump Per Gaye Aur Kaha: Ek Litre Petrol Daal Do

Petrol Pump Wale Ne Pehle Bike Ko Dekha

Aur Phir Is K Pait Ko Dekh Kar Kehne Laga

Kon Si Tanki Mein Daalun
Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni khate ho?

Man: 12

Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.

Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)