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Can you guess,
Can you guess,
Can you guess, whats the ring tone of Osama..!
No !!not an Urdu song,
English music !! No ways..
It''s... Main yahan hoon, yahan hoon yahhan hoon yahaan.... ;->
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under the black cloth
Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn
Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!
Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na
Matlab
Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)
Is Saal Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga
Is Saal Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga
Kyun K
Tamaam Cricket
Ground Gandum Ki Kasht K Liye Khali Hain...!!;->
parho ge likho ge
parho ge., likho ge.,
ho ge Kharab...
Chori karo ge., Daka dalo ge.,
Bano ge Nawab...
(ASIF ALI ZARDARI)~~^~~
Just close ur eyes
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............
sum1 kills amirs gf
Sum1 Kills AMIR''S GF
& He Loses His Memory.
Thn He Tries To Findout D Killer.
Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.
Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI :-P
y do we have to learn dis?
In maths class
Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!
Shayiri chor kar pakoray
Shayiri chor kar pakoray baich raha hun Wassi,
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Kaleja moun ko aata hy
Anjaam-e-Faraz daikh kar ;-)
Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A
SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!
Police:Tumhe kal
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d
WHAT IS THE
WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY B/W DINOSOUR & SHARIF BOYZ????
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DONO AB AIS DUNYA MAI NAE PAYE JATE...
Zindagi Mein Agar Kuch Kerna Hai
Zindagi Mein Agar Kuch Kerna Hai
To Aisa Ker Jao,K Jahan Bhi
Tum Jao,Jis Gali Se Bhi Guzro,
Her Ghar Se Aik Hi Awaz Aay
"O Pai! Koora Edhron
V Chuk Ley"
Hahahaha
most iraqis think t
Most Iraqis Think
The Shoe Thrower
Is A Hero
And
Should Be Freed
Most American Think
He Deserves A Death
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