Can you guess,

Can you guess,
Can you guess, whats the ring tone of Osama..!






No !!not an Urdu song,







English music !! No ways..








It''s... Main yahan hoon, yahan hoon yahhan hoon yahaan.... ;->
  

May, 20 2010     209 chars (2 sms)     3310 views       Funny

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to hum madhosh ho gaye.
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to hum behosh ho gaye
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Your Dog Starts Barking.


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Me leave leave parhta rha

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“This is worse than divorce…
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and
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memon
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Cigarette Ek Tarah Say Slow Poison

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