Can you guess,

Can you guess,
Can you guess, whats the ring tone of Osama..!






No !!not an Urdu song,







English music !! No ways..








It''s... Main yahan hoon, yahan hoon yahhan hoon yahaan.... ;->
  

May, 20 2010     209 chars (2 sms)     2361 views       Funny

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10 ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A “LOVER”…
1.SAVE TIME.
2. CAN SLEEP WELL.
3. DON’T HAV 2 BOTHER ABT MISSED CALLS…
4. DON’T HAV TO WORRY ABT HOW U LOOK…
5. CAN EAT IN ANY RESTAURANT…
6. NO BORING SMS IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT…
7. CAN TALK WITH ALL BOYS…
8. U WON’T HEAR “AAW… U R DULL TODAY”.
9. CAN GO ANYWHERE WITH ANY ONE…
10. DON’T HAV 2 LISTEN SAME OLD CRAP JOKES…?
BONUS: - U WILL LIVE A LONG LIFE…….
SO BE AWARE OF LOVER


A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!


Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
"Dhaan k kashtkaroon k naam Aham paigham"

Jinn hazrat nein Dhaan kee paneeree kasht kar lee hai aur wo kheiton mein lagana chahtey hein wo in cheezoon ka khayal rakhein.

DAP 7600
kadayee 1000
Lagwayee 1200
aur Bijli 2000
Nine Zero Pe 1
Muhajir Gun Le Kr Khara
Hogaya . Jo b Wahan Se
Guzarta
Us Se Poochta: TUM KON?
Man : Pathan
Muhajir Shot
DhUzZzZ

Muhajir: TUM KON ?
Man : Baloch
DhUzZzZz


Muhajir: TUM KON ?
Khusra : Tera Baap
Muhajir : Jao Yaar
Apno Ko KonMaray ...
Behind every Man''s success there is a woman.

But behind 16 gal''s success there is a man,
this is what we see in the movie "CHAK DE INDIA"



SO MAN KI IZAT KARU . . . ;->
ßrandy+Water=
Injurious To kidney

Whisky+Water=
Injurious To Heart

Vodka+Water=
Injurious To ßrain

çonclusion: Please Avoid WATER

Chaloo yah karoo shabash

















Here is a car........
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...............___/_,{)..|__;.__
............/..._.............:......_..\
...........''--(_)------------(_)---''
























And here is the key.......

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Ab jaldee se saaaf karo main ne bohut zaroori kaam se jana hai...
Pathan 100 K Note Pr Likha Hua No. Dial Kr Rha Tha

2nd Pathan: Ye Kr Rahy Ho ?

1st Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam Ka Number Dial Kr K Pooch Rha Hoon
Un ka Mobile Kis K Paas Hy ... ;->


If
You
Even
Dream
Of
Defeating Or Beating
Me ...
You
Better
Wake Up
n
Apologize ..

I''ll Forgive ... Coz
M Humble Na ... ;)
Ek Pathan Bakri Lay Kr DAEWOO Mein Sawar Hua,

To Logon Ny Usy Boht Peeta

Jawab Mein Wo Bola.,

Mre Naal Ladies Na Hoondi Tey
Main Toanoo Dasda...=P;->
Pakistanio k karname tum kia jano...

"papPu"

Ye tou catch chorne ki bhi HAT-TRICK karte hain... ;->

PaKi RocKs. . . B-)