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Can you guess, whats the ring tone of Osama..!
No !!not an Urdu song,
English music !! No ways..
It''s... Main yahan hoon, yahan hoon yahhan hoon yahaan.... ;->
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May, 20 2010
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May God give u
May God give u
Tata ka status
Vajpayee ka dhiraj
Laaden ki himmat
Bill Gates ki income
Bush ki taqat
baaki...
Sardar ka dimag to hai hee.
To Ask For Their Money Back.
Question. Why Are All Mbas Going Back To School?
Answer. To Ask For Their Money Back.
Bijli gai 10 baj gay
Bijli gai
10 baj gay
Bijli aai
11baj gay
Phir gai
12baj gay
Phir aai
1 baj gya
Phir gai
2 baj gay
Phir aai
3 baj gay
dis time check is brot 2 u by
WAPDA ;->
GoLdEn ThOuGhT fRoM PeTrOlEuM cOmPaNiEs To paKiStanI YoUtHs:
GoLdEn ThOuGhT fRoM PeTrOlEuM cOmPaNiEs To paKiStanI YoUtHs:
"AvOiD gIrLs,SaVe PeTroL"
Din Main 5 SmS,
Din Main 5 SmS,
Raat Main 10 SmS,
Haftay Main 200 SmS,
Month Main 1000 SmS,
Mujhay Bhej Kar
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil Karain..
"SHUKRIYA" ;->
3 cheezen hamesha k liye bhula do
'' 3 '' Cheezen Hamesha K Liye Bhula Do:
1
DarD
2
GhAM
3
RoothNA
'' 3 '' CheeZAiN KAbhi Na BhuLAnA:
1
"HumAyuN"
2
Us K Msgs
3
US KI PERSONALITY.. ;)
''3'' Kaam kAbhi nA kArnA:
1
Is Msg k0 Edit kArnA
2
ApnA nAAm LikhnA
3
DooSroN k0 Msg Bhej k IMpreSS kArnE ki nAkAAm KoShiSh kArnA... =P ;->
Har sawal say dut ker larna,
Har sawal say dut ker larna,
Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,
Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna,
aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,
aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.
Teacher :
Teacher : Studnt Ko Doodh K Faiday Batate Hoe Bolaa..
6 Cheezon K Nam Batao Jin Me Doodh Hota Hai
Studnt : Kheer, Custrd Aur 4 Bhains
Taj mahal dekh kar,
Taj mahal dekh kar,
Bola Shahjahan ka pota!
Taj mahal dekh kar,
Bola Shahjahan ka pota!
Apna bhi Bank Balance Hota,
Agar dada AAshiq na hota.
JAisa K aap Sub MUSLIMS
JAisa K aap Sub MUSLIMS ko pata hay K MAHE RAMZAN start ho gaya hai,
Tu Ais LIye Ap Apney Mobile Mein save tamam Dirty Jokes,Pic msgz orr Girls k Numbers
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KArnay say pehlay Mujhe Farward Kar day
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Thanks A Lot
Teacher:
Teacher: ''Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible''
One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the
bus conductor ki shaadi ho rahi thi
Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi.
Woh Stage pe Sofay Per Betha Hua, Apni Dulhan Se Bola:
Zara Idhar Ho Kar Betho Baaji! Ye 3 ki Seat Hai. :-) :-) :-)
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