Can you guess,

Can you guess,
Can you guess, whats the ring tone of Osama..!






No !!not an Urdu song,







English music !! No ways..








It''s... Main yahan hoon, yahan hoon yahhan hoon yahaan.... ;->
  

May, 20 2010     209 chars (2 sms)     3141 views       Funny

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Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu

Std-Theek hai ji,

Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas

ke 3 din select karta Hun
Molviyon ki Bus jarahi thi,
ek molvi ne kaha Rastey main kahin bhi larki dikhe to Astagfirullah kahna!
Kafi der baad 1 ne Astagfirullah Kaha
Baqi boley :
Kidhar hai ???
Kidhar hai ???


Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me

Sardar: Pata he hmary gaoon me itni sardi parti he k bhensain jama hua dodh deti hen

Pathan: hmary gaon me is se b ziada sardi parti he.
Ek dafa me rat ko so raha tha k meri ankh khuli me ne apni charpai k nechy dekha wahan ek ajeeb c chez thi me ne usy aag py gram kya to awaz ai..

P000OON... ;->
Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare
To Me Uske Samne Aa Jata Hu.
Try Karo

1

2

3

Nahi Aaya?
Are Yaar Insano Ki Baat Ki Thi.
I f

A t

F i r s t

Y o u

D o n '' t

S u c c e e d ,

F a i l u r e

M a y

B e

Y o u r

S t y l e ... =P
1 Pathan roti k uppar roti rakh k kha raha tha

B.V boli: Khan saheb kia hoa?

Pathan: Tabiyat kharab hai
Doctor ne double
roti khaney ko
bola hai. . . . ;->

Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota?

Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!





Yar Khud Soch,






Socho
Yar
Socho




















Ans:SCREW DRIVER,
Tum Ek aise Don ho Jiske Pass Har Lock Ki chabi hai

Tabhi tu Aapko Don With Key kehte hain

Aur

Pyar se

" DONKEY" kehtye hain
''Ek Intehayee Educational Shair Arz hai.
Honthon pe Lipstick Aur naina Kajal Se Lais
.
.
.
.
Neutralization Takes Place when Acid reacts with Base.''
Actualy
Chemicaly
Physicaly
Biologicaly
Zologicaly
Botanically
Geographicaly
Historicaly
Mathematicaly
Equaly
Finally
Totally
U
R
.
.
.
.
.

"SO pagal
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They Are "Below C Level"''