pathan 2 wazoo

pathan 2 wazoo
1 din pathan ne 2 wazoo kiyey
tu molvi sahab ne pocha k tum ne 2 wazoo kiu kiyey....
pathan : ta k 1 toot jaye tu 2 kamm aye

hahahah....
  

Apr, 11 2011     137 chars (1 sms)     2567 views       Funny

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Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY
100 gARM mitti..

100 gram Kankar.

25 garm k keeray makoray

5 gram Makree k jalay

Dont be surprised dis is de CT scan of ur Brain:)
Re-Remix of "Maujaan
He Maujaan"


Judge Sarey Judge
Sarey Nikal Gaye,


Hun Bumb Sarey Mulk
Wich Bikhar Gahe,


Bugti Nu Marrya,
Bhutoo Nu Marrya,


Kam Dikha K Musharaf
Nikal Gaya,


Hun Faujaan E fauJaaN,


Sham Savery Hun
Faujaan E Faujaan,


Kul Mila K Hun Faujaan E
Faujaan.;->
Ek Bahut Barrey Sharabi ki
Car k Peeche Likha Tha:

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Daaru Piyo
Tay Insaan Bano

Roti To Kuttay Bhi
Kha Lete Hain. :-)
In Ghajini
If Amir Khan Was Killed Instead Of Kalpana,
The Movie Will Get A Gross
Collection Of 500 Crores..




How ? ? ?





Then Da Grl Hv To Write 0n Her Body Everythng...;->:-D
Jane kis baat pe uss ne muje Chora hai Faraz ?





halää k wo shakhs to kisi k 10 rupey nhn chorta.
A Smile Costs Less Than ELECTRICITY

But

Gives More Light

So

Alwayz Keep Smiling










Coz












Light Tou Aani Nahi Hy
Aap Apni Smile Se Hi Ghar Roshan Karo ... ;->


Museebat Main Ho to Kabhi Ye Na Socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega...
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Balkay
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Ye Socho K...

Ab Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega....!
Kajol is a terrorist and she used
shahrukh khan in 9\11 blasts!
Jimmy sher gill is his originall lover!
Now enjoy the movie "My name is Khan" :p :-D
CID Officer: Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr crime?

Sardar: Sir,I Think, they r uneducated,
if they were educated, they would leave
their signature.
WHENEVER I WANT UR PRESENCE,
I READ YOUR SMS...................


WHENEVER I WANT TO SEE YOU,
I CLOSE MY EYES......................


WHENEVER I WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,
KUTTE KO PATHAR MAAR DETA HOOON
Lets Plan For A Movie 2day


R U Free?









If Yes..

Tum Apne Tv Pe Dekho,


Mein Apne Tv Pe Dekhunge.......