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pathan 2 wazoo
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pathan 2 wazoo
pathan 2 wazoo
1 din pathan ne 2 wazoo kiyey
tu molvi sahab ne pocha k tum ne 2 wazoo kiu kiyey....
pathan : ta k 1 toot jaye tu 2 kamm aye
hahahah....
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Apr, 11 2011
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Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,
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Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,
Door Itna K Humain
Chhou Na Sakay Koi BOMB... :-)
miss call thi
Ek kanjoos k ghar aag lag gai
Wo apne ghar ko bacha na saka
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Kyun k wo sari raat fire brigade walo ko....
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Miss call hi karta raha ..!!
"Cheechoo Cheechoo Cha Cha...
"Cheechoo Cheechoo Cha Cha...
Mobile Pe ChoohA NaachA...
Mobile Nay Toon Toon Bajaya...
ChoohA MSG Parhnay AayA..!!"
Agr dil ka nam Anda(egg
Agr dil ka nam Anda(egg)Hta tou films k nam is trha hoty,
Ye Anda apka hua,
Hum Anda de chuky snam,
Hum apke Andy main rehty hain,
Andy waly dulhnya ly jain gy
''Hari Hari Ghaas
''Hari Hari Ghaas Per Ghadey Ghaas Cher Rahae HeN
Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah ......
Shero Shairi Aati Nahi Ham Sei Shairi Ker Rahae Hen............''
i may walk slowly
I May Walk Slowly..
But...I Never Walk Backwards...
-Abraham Lincoln
I Don''t Need To Walk..Bcoz...
I Have Bike..
HumAyuN
pathan and guest
Pathan K Ghar Guest Aa Gaye...
Maa Ne Kaha:
Jao Baita Ja K Mehmanon K Lie Kuch Ley K Aao
Pathan Bahar Gaya Or....
,
,
,
Rikshaw Le Aya.:-)
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho
To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!
U R My Best Frnd.
U R My Best Frnd.
Bharosa Nahi?
Chalo Fir KUTUBMINAR Par Chadenge
Me 1 2 3 Bolunga Tum Kood Jana.
Baad Me Jab Tum 1 2 3 Bologi To Me Koodjaunga....!
aadmi k left hath
aadmi k left hath
Ek Aadmi K Left Hath
Ki 6 Ungliaan Theen,
Sab Log Usay
"Sultan" kehte
thay Socho Kyun? .
Kyun k ''Sultan'' Us ka Naam tha :-D''
I saw ur dad paying d bill
wife:-2day
night I Saw a
dream dat u were
sendng me
Jewelry
Husband :Yeah,I saw ur dad paying d bill..!
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Arz kia ha
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