pathan 2 wazoo

pathan 2 wazoo
1 din pathan ne 2 wazoo kiyey
tu molvi sahab ne pocha k tum ne 2 wazoo kiu kiyey....
pathan : ta k 1 toot jaye tu 2 kamm aye

hahahah....
  

Apr, 11 2011     137 chars (1 sms)     2683 views       Funny

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DARD NAK KAHANI.

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Lrki ko shadid ghusa aya aur us ny...
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Lrke ki nak pe muka mar dia.
Lrke ki nak ma shadid dard hoa
aur

Is tara bni ya
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Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
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Sorry Bolay Ga Or Msg Ya Call Karega"



Bolay To


"Sharam aai kya"