pathan 2 wazoo

pathan 2 wazoo
1 din pathan ne 2 wazoo kiyey
tu molvi sahab ne pocha k tum ne 2 wazoo kiu kiyey....
pathan : ta k 1 toot jaye tu 2 kamm aye

hahahah....
  

Apr, 11 2011     137 chars (1 sms)     2920 views       Funny

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2-things in life that are more PAINFULL than DEATH:-1) when someone loves you & doesn''t tell you,2) when someone doesn''t love you & tells you.
Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?

Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!

Teacher: Kaise.?

Student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.."
Boy:
Tere lye mere dil mai thora thora gham hai...

Girl: Aagay?

Boy: Lekin jb teri behan ko dekha to dil ne kaha

"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai"... =P ;->
Paani Ka MaZak Kese Udaoge??
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Paani Ko Garam Karo Aur Nahao Hi Mat!
When Grandma Is Unable To Paint Her Toe Nails As She Cant Bend

&

Then Grandpa Paints Them 4 Her In spite Of His Backache ...
Teacher: Did You Father Help

You With Your Homework?


Student: No,


He Did It All By Himself
koi na hay aisa.....?



koi nai hay aisa....?



"Waves Triplet" k Jaisa. ha ha ha
The World Thinnest Book, Has Only 1 Word Written In it....... "EveryThing"
& The Book Is Tittled By
"WhaT WoMeN WaNt"........... ;)
Woh to aj bi hamain dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to un k bache hi kamine hain jo hamain mamu mamu bulatay hai
Whn V Drink
V Get Drunk
Whn V Get Drunk
V Fall Asleep
Whn V Fall Asleep
V Comit No Sin
Whn V Comit No Sin
V Go 2 Heaven

So

Lets All Get Drunk &
Go 2 Heaven
Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz Me Kia Farq Hai?

Papa: Tum Mery Bety Ho Ye Sach Hai,
Tumhara Dost Arshad B Mera Hi Beta Hai
Ye 1 Raaz Hai ;)


A girl asks her mom: I want some fresh air, can I go for a Walk?


Mom: Alright, but ask your fresh air to drop you home by 10 P.M. =P ;->