pathan 2 wazoo

pathan 2 wazoo
1 din pathan ne 2 wazoo kiyey
tu molvi sahab ne pocha k tum ne 2 wazoo kiu kiyey....
pathan : ta k 1 toot jaye tu 2 kamm aye

hahahah....
  

Apr, 11 2011     137 chars (1 sms)     2790 views       Funny

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Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . . :p
''Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...






Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..''
''Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein

Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,

Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki

Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...''
Two friends billooo & tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam ( 7th standard ) . They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately , in the question-paper it was written as......

Q: write an essay on "MY FATHER"in just 30-45 words .

So billooo was utterly confused & nervous... what to do !!!

Tillooo gave an idea . . . . just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father.....

So this was how billooo & tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"......

Fathers & fathers are everywhere , but good fathers are very rare . I have so many fathers , but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much....
Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?


Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
''Police has arrested me for killing a boySachi
i didnt kill himi jst askd him..
"will u marry me?
"and and and&&&&&& wo khushi se he mar gaya. ;-)''
New Funny GAME.
Sath sath Add karty jayain.

Sab se pehly 1 se 9 tak koi number apney Zahn main rak lain. Phir us main 5 ADD kar phir 2 se MULTIPLY karai phir us ko 10 divid kar dein jo ans aye us ko

Ek khali PAGE
pe lekh dain.
Phir us PAGE ka Jahaz bana k orayain. Aur Enjoy kerein :P
Santa: Oye Banta don''t marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?
Boys have fun
by teasing
girls,Then girls cry
for few
minutes

Girls have fun
by loving
boys

Then boys cry
4 life time!
Funny but it is fact...
Computer Is Shameless
Why?



?



?



B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But




No
Underwear..?
Aaj ek din aur jee lo
Aaj ek khuwaab aur dehk lo
Aaj ek Dua aur maang lo
.
.
Aaj ek sms aur karlo
.
.
.
kia pathaa...
kal balance ho na ho!!.....


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