In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)
and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s
friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for
giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget
that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every
falling star."
Doctor implanted a new ear to a man. Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear. Doctor: it makes no difference. Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.
