If a baby is born

If a baby is born
If a baby is born in
Africa...
Wh8 will b the color of
the baby''s teeth ?


















Why U waste this much
time !
How will a new born
baby have teeth ? ;->
  

May, 14 2010     192 chars (2 sms)     2419 views       Funny

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Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The mafia wants either ur money

or life...The wives want BOTH!!
1 din pathan ne 2 wazoo kiyey
tu molvi sahab ne pocha k tum ne 2 wazoo kiu kiyey....
pathan : ta k 1 toot jaye tu 2 kamm aye

hahahah....
why did the grandma tie roller skates to her rocking chair....?











bcoz she wanted to rock and roll...!



Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!

If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.

And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!

Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?


Socho ?












Ans-SHANTI
Mummy: Jo Mera Sabse

Jyada Kehna Manega,

Usse Hi Me Yeh Saari Toffies Dungi.

Kid: Tab To Yeh Saari Toffee Papa Ko Hi Milengi.....! ;-D
Teri Sada Ki Bay-Rukhi Ko Main Aaj Tak Bhula Nahi Paya,,,,,



Mubarakaan Jee mubarkan... Is Shair Mein "Faraz" Nahi Aaya.....!!!
Cheap Attitude Of Girls:

Wen A Boy Sends Dirty Sms
She Laughs For 10 Mints,
Fwds Dat To Her Frinds N Then Replies
The Boy.
"I Dont Like Dat Kind
Of Sms Ok?" :P ;->


V e r y
T r u e ...

Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)
What Do U Call A Woman
Who Has Lost
95% Of
Her Intelligence . . . ?
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DIVORCED . . . . :p
''MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka''
A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
"Just Lost A Shoe?" She asked
He answered:
"Nope, Just Found One" ;)