If a baby is born

If a baby is born
If a baby is born in
Africa...
Wh8 will b the color of
the baby''s teeth ?


















Why U waste this much
time !
How will a new born
baby have teeth ? ;->
  

May, 14 2010     192 chars (2 sms)     3399 views       Funny

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SaRdar ji went to meet this Chinese fren who is dieing in Hospital!
Man says: CHIN YU YAN and dies.
Sardar jee goes 2 china 2 find meaning of fren last words
The meaning is -> YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!
Husband:I''ll admit I''m wrong if u''ll admit I''m right!

Wife:I agree! u go first!

Husband: Ok

I''m wrong!

Wife
(with a twinkle in her eye):

you are right!
T-Shirt Line :

I Was Thinking

Of Becoming

A Doctor,

I Have Handwriting For I
Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
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Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:"DADDY
1 Pathan Or Sardar Ki Khub Pitai Hui.
Dono Roza Khushai Me Mufta Torte Hue
Pakre Gaye Or Us Pr Bolte Hen
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G, Wo, Hum Larke Walo Ki Taraf Se Hy.. ;->
Shayad barish hone se pehle asman nela na ho,


Shayeed andhi aane se phle mosam pila na ho,


Magar ye to ho he nhi skta k tum so kar utho or
"BISTER GILA"
na ho !!!!!!!!!!!!




sorry
may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
ko.. =P ;->
Hi friends! I''m collecting Quaid''s photos

Have ur Contribution 2 my Collection
Generously Donate
in form of....

100..
500..
1000..

&
5000

rupees notes.
Girlfrnd Ko Aisa Kya Gift Dena Chaiye Jo Adha Wapas Mil Jaye?


Socho.


Socho.


Socho.

Socho.



Socho.


Socho.

Nahi Pata.


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LIPSTICK.
Hum Ne Maana
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Hum Ne Maana
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Hum Ne Maana
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Hum Ne Maana
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Hum Ne Maana...
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Abey Bas Kr 13 Number Ka Paana
To Know A Person
Walk A Mile In His Shoes


Then




Then What ? ? ?








He Is One Mile Away, U Have His Shoes . . . .


JuzZZ RuNnN . . . ;->
Agar Aap Mein
TALENT Hy
Salahiyat Hy
Aitmad Hy
Kuch Kar Dikhana Chahte HoTo Apna Time Zaya Mat Karo
Aj Hi Join Karo
"LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS"Unka BANDAR Mar Gaya He!