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If a baby is born
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If a baby is born
If a baby is born
If a baby is born in
Africa...
Wh8 will b the color of
the baby''s teeth ?
Why U waste this much
time !
How will a new born
baby have teeth ? ;->
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Police:Instead of hospital
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
Some Funny Signboards ...
Some Funny
Signboards ...
@ Pizza Shop
"7 Dayz Widout Pizza
Makes 1 Weak"
In No-smoking Area
"If V c Smoke, V''ll
Azume U r On Fire
n Take Apropaite
Action"
@ Car Dealership
"D Best Way 2 Get Back
On Ur Feet.
Miss A Car Payment"
@ Maternity Room Door
"Push . Push . Push" ... ;-
Fresh Flowers for you...
Fresh Flowers for you...
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What r u looking for...???
Flowers..?
Have some sense yaar..Yeh mobile hai Gamla Nahin:..
Zndagi Me Agr Kch Ban Na Ho
Zndagi Me Agr Kch Ban Na Ho
Kch Hasil Krna Ho To Hmesha Apne Dimagh Ki Suno
Agr Dimagh Se B Koi Jwab Na Aye To
Ankein Bnd Kr K
Socho
K
Mere Pas Dimagh Hy??
"ABEY OYEEEEE"
"ABEY
OYEEEEE"
Msg Bhej
werna
Teri......?
M
MA
MARZI.
Be-Panaah Chahat k baad
Be-Panaah Chahat k baad bhi Hum usey paa na sakey "pApPu"
Kisi SangDil ne usey 100 ka Load krwa k Jeet liya... ;->
Roz Roz Ki
Roz Roz Ki
Mulaqaato''n Ko Tu Ne
Bhula Diya ...
Laut Ker Aa Jao
Please ...
Main Ne ...
Haan
Main Ne ...
Yaqeen Karo ...
"MORTIEN"
Bujha Diya . . . ;->
Subha SMS Shaam SMS
Subha
SMS
Shaam
SMS
Din me
SMS
Raat me
SMS
Ghar me
SMS
Office me
SMS
Jeena
SMS
Marna
SMS
Akhir kya he ye SMS??
S = SUB
M= MIL ker
S = SOCHO:-)
Agar Tum 90 Baar Koi Gunaah Karo
Agar Tum 90 Baar Koi Gunaah Karo
Phir Bhi Sirf 45 Baar Pakre Jaoge . . .
Batao Kyun . . . ? ? ?
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Because
Sin 90 = Cot (Caught) 45 ;->
1 ladka mujhe 2 bar i love u b
Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,
kya karu?
Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le,
zindgi me agr dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena
A mobile is like a
A mobile is like a woman, Talks non-stop, Costs a fortune, Disturbs when u r busy
n When U need it urgently
There is no service . . . ;->
Hamesha Yad Rakho..
Hamesha Yad Rakho..
Hum
Is
Dunia
Me
Dosro
Ki
Khidmat
Karne
Aye
Hain
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Wah!
To Phir Dosre Kia Aam Lene Aye Hain?(",)
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