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If a baby is born
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If a baby is born
If a baby is born
If a baby is born in
Africa...
Wh8 will b the color of
the baby''s teeth ?
Why U waste this much
time !
How will a new born
baby have teeth ? ;->
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May, 14 2010
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Apni Biwi Ko 100%
Apni Biwi Ko 100% Apni Kamai Dene Pe 20% Sukh Milta Hai
Dusre Ki Biwi Ko 20% Kamai Dene Pe 100% Sukh Milta Hai
gadho par research ki hai
Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,
wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!
HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo
"GADHA" Hai
Teacher Punishing The
Teacher Punishing The
Student Coz He
Forgot His Home
Work
Teacher Asked : Who Is
Ur Father ??
Student Put Out Mirror
From His Pocket &
Give It To Teacher
Teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->
Meri jhukki nazroon ko meri
Meri jhukki nazroon ko meri nafrat na samajh Faraz
Agar mujhe Khuda ka darr na hota to me bhi Imran Hashmi hota.... nafrat na samajh Faraz
Agar mujhe Khuda ka darr na hota to me bhi Imran Hashmi hota....
An Excellent Road Sentence
An Excellent Road Sentence Written on National Highway:
"Go Slow, Unless You Have An Urgent Appointment With GOD ... !" ;)
Ye Pighalta Jism
Ye Pighalta Jism
Ye Kapkapate Hont
Ye Larazti Awaz
Ye Larkharate Qadam
Ufff
Mujhe Tou Pehle Hi Shak Tha
K
Tum
CHARSI Ho :p
newtons law of load
Newton''s law of load shedding:
"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,
provided that the role of
WAPDA remains constant".
Ek dafa 1marasi k ghar
Ek dafa 1marasi k ghar petrol ka kuaan nikal aya marasi boht khush hua
Apny bap sy bola aba hun asi apna petrol pump kholan gay
Aba khush ho k; Tay oda naa ki rakhan gay putar ?
Marasi; Fakhar sy M.S.O
Aba: Eida matlab.. ?
"Marasi State Oil"
Hosh kar Oye :->
its easier to be a
Its Easier
To Be A Lover
Than
A Husband
For The Simple Reason
That
It Is More Difficult To Be
Witty Everyday
Than To Say
Pretty Thing From
Time To Time... ;->
Munna Bhai: Teray Ko Maaloom Hai K
Munna Bhai: Teray Ko Maaloom Hai K
Cigarette Ek Tarah Say Slow Poison
Ka Kaam Karta Hai.
Patient : Toh Mujhe Konsa Marnay Ki Jaldi Hai.
Khamosh Palko''n Se Jb Aansu Bikhr Jate Hyn
Khamosh Palko''n Se Jb Aansu Bikhr Jate Hyn
Aap Kya Jano Aap Ktne Yaad Aate Hyn
Abhi Bhi Usi Mor Pe Kharey Hyn
Jahan Aap Ne Kaha Tehro
Hum Samosey Le Kr Aate Hyn .. ;->
Full Forms WIFE
Full Forms
WIFE= Worries Invited For Ever.
LOVER= Loss Of Valuable Energy And Rupees.
FRIEND= First Relationship In Earth That Never Dies
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