If a baby is born

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If a baby is born
If a baby is born in
Africa...
Wh8 will b the color of
the baby''s teeth ?


















Why U waste this much
time !
How will a new born
baby have teeth ? ;->
  
May, 14 2010     192 chars (2 sms)     2992 views       Funny

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Yaad hai main
Yaad hai main tumhare ghar main aya tha . tum chair par soyi hoi thi .

maine tumhari Naak main ungli ki tum ne kaha yeh naak nahi hai maine kaha yeh ungli nahi ha :P
Experiencd Man Says:
Experiencd Man Says:

"The Real Problem

Doesnt Start Whn Boy

Starts Luking At A Girl.

It Begins, Whn She

Turns &

Looks Back At D Guy"
A man jumpd in
A man jumpd in water&didnt cum out
Anothr man jumpd in the watr & didnt cum out
A sardar watching frm a distance concluded dat
"human beings r soluble in water"
Larki: mein shadi k
Larki: mein shadi k baad tumhare saray dukh baant lo0ngi.

Larka: lekin mujhy tu k0i dukh hai hi nhi!


Larki.......
mein shadi k baad ki baat kr rahi ho0n :-)
mahmood o ayaz na akati par

mahmood o ayaz na akati pari namaz

aur to jootay utha ka bhag aaya faraz
''Kuch Dost Meri Zindagi
''Kuch Dost Meri Zindagi Main PAAD Ki Tarah Hain.


FARAZ


Mehsoos To Hotay Hain, Par Dikhai Nahi Detay. :-)''
Chandi ka ghora soney ki lagam
Chandi ka ghora soney ki
lagam

msg parhne walo ko
mera salam

Pepsi Coke peene walo
kabhi pani piya karo

Free k msg parhne walo
Kabhi msg bhi kya karo.->
Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.
Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.

Malkin: Kyun?

Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab

"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.
-Commandar Safegaurd
Message Of Da Day

Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath itni jaldi na berhao!


Ho sakta hai us nay...







Washroom se aa kr haath na dhoey hon!
-Commandar Safegaurd
Twinkle Twinkle ''little'' star.!
Why isn''t Akshay Kumar''s wife
not a big star as he is?






bcoz



Twinkle Twinkle ''little'' star.!
you know that old


You Know That
Old Saying

"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"

Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating

Coz

"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->
what does ILU means?
what does ILU means?

I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu... tum kya samjhey they...I love ullu..to haan mein tum sey b pyar karta hoon

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