If a baby is born

If a baby is born in
Africa...
Wh8 will b the color of
the baby''s teeth ?

Why U waste this much
time !
How will a new born
baby have teeth ? ;->

May, 14 2010 192 chars (2 sms) 3187 views Funny

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Bhagwan to Man:BOL KIA CHAHIYE?

Bhagwan to Man:BOL KIA CHAHIYE?
Man:MERI SHAADI AISH SE KARA DO.
Bhagwan:USKI 1 SAARI 1 LAC KI HAI,KHARCHA UTHA PAYEGA?
Man:KOI Solution????
Bhagwan:MALLIKA SE KAR LE………

Pati: What’s hypnotism?

Pati: What’s hypnotism?

Patni: Kisi ko apne vash mein
kar K us se man chaha kaam
karwana.

Pati: Arey nahi isey to Shaadi
kehte hein.

once cow,elephant and donkey arguing who is the best?

once cow,elephant and donkey arguing who is the best?

cow:i give milk so i m the best

elephant:i m powerful so i m the best?

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Say something its ur turn!

Roses are Laal

Roses are Laal
Sky is neela
Your mind is Like
Khali Patila.

Bura maan Liya
Okay.

Roses are red
Water is Cool
I''m handsome
n U''re fool

Lo thora aur bura maan lo!

Golden Words.:

Golden Words.:

" A Man Who Is Behind Cigratte, Drugs, Alcohol,

Is More Safe Then

A Man Who Is Behind A Girl.."

Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?

Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?

Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha and Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!

Mobile Oscar Awards 2009:

Mobile Oscar Awards 2009:

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"BEST SMS Sender" Award Goes To

(''HumAyuN'')

Ab Jealous Ho Kar Apna Naam na Likhna. :-)

Raheel :

Raheel :
Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.

Dr:
Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?

Raheel :
Phone Karte Waqt

Deepak me agar noor

Deepak me agar noor na hota,tanha dil majboor na hota, hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate agar apka ghar itni dur na hota.

Re-Remix of "Maujaan He Maujaan"

Re-Remix of "Maujaan
He Maujaan"

Judge Sarey Judge
Sarey Nikal Gaye,

Hun Bumb Sarey Mulk
Wich Bikhar Gahe,

Bugti Nu Marrya,
Bhutoo Nu Marrya,

Kam Dikha K Musharaf
Nikal Gaya,

Hun Faujaan E fauJaaN,

Sham Savery Hun
Faujaan E Faujaan,

Kul Mila K Hun Faujaan E
Faujaan.;->

Q: Wat do you call

Q: Wat do you call an intelligent woman?

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A: A Rumour.............

Wo samne walon ka larka

Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho

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If a baby is born

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