Ironical Truth

Ironical Truth
Ironical Truth

If u think



A Girl Is Beautiful . . .



She Will Alwayz have



A BoyFriend



To Confirm That . . . !
  

May, 18 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     2630 views       Funny

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1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.

Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p

Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya
Tou Sochny Laga k Aaj
Kia Khaas Kaam Krna
Thaa
Soch Soch Ker
Subha 5 Bajey Yaad
Aaya !


















"Oye Kocha Aaj Tou
Jaldi Sona Tha " ;->


Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
A Fact About Women:

They Can See A Hair Of A Girl
On Their Husband''s Coat From 20 Meters Away,
But They Can''t See A Pillar
From 2 Meters While Parking A Car :-D
''Dear Friends.
I''m switching Off My Number,
Due to My Exams Because I have to Work Hard to Get Good Grades
Plz contact Me after


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15 Mins
Jab Mera Dimag Set Hojae. :-
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You''re a free man. Just tell me why didn''t you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can''t swim!"
''Aap ka chalna, aap ka hansna,

aap ka daikna,daikh kar muskrana,

ankain milana,nigain churana,

aap ka bolna, aap ka khana pina,

hata k aap ka chalte chalte murna

..........uf kuch to sahi hota.''
Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!

Girl: Any Proof ?

Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)
1 over me kitne balls phenkay jate hai

Kya apne kaha 6?

Galat jawab

1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar phenkay jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k
shoukin.
I Met Money

&

I Said Ur Just A Piece Of Paper,

Money Smiled & Said,

Ofcourse I Am A Piece

Of Paper But

I Haven''t Seen

Dust Bin In My Life.
Saw A Dream Last Nite
Only U & Me.
U Knw Wat Hapend?
U Were Lookin So Inocent
Bcoz
I Was Eatin Biryani & U Were Saying,
1 Chamach Khila Do Na
Pathan ki Maa pathan se
Pathan ki Maa pathan se ;

"Uth jao dekho Sooraj kab ka

nikal aaya hai".
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Pathan : "To kiya hua,

Wo sota bhi to Maghrib se pehlay hai...:-)"

GOOD MORNING