Agar Salim Ne

Agar Salim Ne Mughl-e-Aazam Main
Sirf Chaddi Pehni Hoti
Tou Film Ka Naam Kya Hota ?

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Mogli - Aazam ...

May, 18 2010 185 chars (2 sms) 2799 views Funny

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Banta was amazed t

Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog.
He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

"I can hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed.

"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."

"Nah, he"s not so smart," Santa replied.

"I"ve beaten him three games out of five"

Aj Kal Zardari Kon

Aj Kal Zardari Kon Se Naaray Se Darta Hai.

Zinda Hai ''B''b'' Zinda Hai.

Zndagi me jab b kisi ko chaha hy,

Zndagi me jab b kisi ko chaha hy,
Usi ne hmara dil dukhaya hy,
Socha tha ab chor den is pyar k khel ko,
Pr suna hy pichli gali mai 1 naya piece aya hy.

Dada apnay poatay se:

Dada apnay
poatay se:
tmhare teacher
a rahay hen
tm chup jao.
Poata:
pehle ap chup jain
mene ap ki mout
ka bahana bna
kr 2 hafte ki chutti li hy

What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?

What do you call a woman who marries an old,
ugly and poor man?
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Stupid. . . ;->

''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko

''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko
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Main thora bohat welding ka kaam bhi janta hoon.''

shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,

shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,

mental hospital walon ko tu ab tak milla naheen

pta ha is mulk ka

Pta Ha
Is MuLk Ka
ProbLem
Kya Ha?

Hr MAA k0
ApNi BeTi K Lye
Chahiye:
1 BeautiFul,
Educated,
GuD''Loking larKa

uFf

Ab Ma aKyLa
KiS KiS Se
ShaDi KaRu? =P ;->

FUNNY...

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!

happy 1st january

*@Happy 1st JANUARY@*

Aaj k din Quaid-e-Azam porey 7 din k ho gaye thay... =P =D

Santa: Ghar ka saara

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

Every Sec GOD Remembers U

Every Sec GOD
Remembers U

Every Min GOD
Blesses U

Every Hour GOD
Cares 4 U

B''coz Every I Pray To HIM

Ya ALLAH Banda Thora Bewakuf Hai
Zara Dhyan Rakhna. . . ;->

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Agar Salim Ne

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