Aap Mujhe Itne Pasand Ho Jitna...

Aap Mujhe Itne Pasand Ho Jitna...
Aap Mujhe Itne Pasand Ho
Jitna...


U||o Ko Raat...


Dentist Ko Daant...



Gadhe Ko Laat...


Ghareeb Ko Gaddi...


Kuttay Ko Haddi


Aur


Aur



Nange Ko Chadii........... ;->
  

May, 20 2010     210 chars (2 sms)     2303 views       Funny

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Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
After having that the ant will go in search
of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
now the ant fully soaked in water,
it wil go to dry himself near fire.
When it reaches near fire,
put a bomb in fire,
it will be injured in the blast.
Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.



Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)
Lub khamosh ho jate hai jab tum samne ate ho!
dil dhadkta hai jab nigahein milate ho!
saans ruk jati hai jab muskurate ho!
Heart patient hun
itna kyo darate ho?
Ek shaks naya doctor banta hai.,doctor banne k baad us ne pehla opertation kiya...
operatiön theater se nikal kar kehta hai..
"ya allah mera pehla gift kabool karna..
New Addition To The Periodic Table Of Elements :

Element Name : WOMAN

Symbol : WO

Atomic Weight : DON''T EVEN DARE TO ASK .

Physical Properties : GENERALLY BOILS AT ANY THING & MAY FREEZ ANY TIME METLS WHENEVER TREATED PROPERLY

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES : VERY REACTIVE , HIGHLY UNSTABLE . Possesses Strong Affinity For Gold , Silver , Platinum , Diamond & Precious Stones.

Volatile When Alone
Football Main Kitni Side hOti Hyn
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.Nahi Maalum . . .? ? ?






2 Sides Hoti Hyn












Inside Aur Outside . .. ;->
143 means?
Do u want to know
what it means?
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
Ek Aur Killing sMS

Killing sMs





Naalayakon

Mein sMs Ka Khoon Kar Raha Hun Aur Tum Log

Sirf Scrol Kiye Jaa Rahe Ho !!!

Dusht , Paapi Rakshasi Daitya !!!


Do u want 2 see this world after ur death?

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Plz Donate ur eyes
Kya Aap Pachvi Pass Se Tez He?
To Batao?
Agar Ram Sita He,
To Ram Kya He?






Socho Socho







Simple.






"Darji"

Samje Pachvi Fail
"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...







Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->
A
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
sihT
egasseM..
Cofused?
Read each word from right side.
main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof ahista bolo awaz yahan tak a rahe hai hahahehehe