A Rose Is Always A Rose

A Rose Is Always A Rose
A Rose Is Always A Rose
Either It Is Planted In A Gold Pot Or In A Mud

Same Way You Will Always Be My Frnd Either You Are In Central Jail
Or In Mental Hospital
  

May, 18 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2556 views       Funny

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School me master ne chhote sardar se puchha,
jisme koi kami na ho use kya kahte he,
chhota sardar bola kamina.


Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
2 friends,

“see” & “saw”:

1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.

That is how to exercise your brain..!
Tum Ek aise Don ho Jiske Pass Har Lock Ki chabi hai

Tabhi tu Aapko Don With Key kehte hain

Aur

Pyar se

" DONKEY" kehtye hain
Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,

aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!
Hum kabhi aapse khafa nahi hote,
Pyar ke rishte bewafa nahi hote,
Aap bhale hume bhulakar KHANA KHA LO...
HUM Aapko Yaad kiye bina PANI BHI NAHI PETE !!
Wo kon hain jo ucchal-ucchal k tayyar hote hain?

Apki baat nahi horahi janab,

AB SOCHEN,


OR SOCHEN,

BATAYEN NA!

NAHI-PATA?




"POPCORN"
A Small Advice.
































Dont Press The Mobile Like This.
It Wil Damage Ur Keypad!


Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”

The Sardars Protested.

Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”

The Sardars Celebrated.
1 Admi Ko Naddi K Us Par Jana Tha.
Aata Piswany
To Bataho Wo Kis Tarha Jai Ga.

















Jahel Soch Kya Raha Hai Aate Ko Piswate Hai Kya.


Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
















2nd Pathan:

Hahahaha


Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main
Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi
Aye Ga... ;->
Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen

Taki Unhe DAR Na Lage!

Magar Aaj Kal MAKE-UP

Kar Ke Soti Hain

Taki Dusre Na DAR Jaye.