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May, 18 2010
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Na Hawa Na Maya hai,
Na Hawa Na Maya hai,
Ehsas tumhi Ka Aya Hai,
Humein Bhi Msg Kar K Dekh Lo,
COMPANY ne Yeh Mobile Sirf Tumharay GIRL FRIEND K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai.....
Ek Pathan Apne Rakshey k Paas Khara Tha
Ek Pathan Apne
Rakshey k Paas Khara
Tha
Ek Aadmi Ne Aa kr
Poocha: Tariq Road Jao
Gy ???
Pathan:
Chala Tou Jao''n Par
Mere Rakshay k Paas
Kon Khara Hoga ?? ;->
Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga
Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga
Tou Kuch Bano Ga .
Pathan Student Teacher Hamra
Gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai
Magr Wo Kuch Nahe Bana ...;->
AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI
Once A pig fell in luv with a chicken & they both kissed each other.
Nxt day
Pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu
AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI =P ;)
Customer: If I post this
Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Karachi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won''t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It''s addressed to Sialkot.
'''' Tum Kuttay Thay
'''' Tum Kuttay Thay
Kuttay Ho Aur
Kuttay Hii Rahoge
Tumhare Bache Bhi Kuttay Aur Aane Wali Saato''n Naslai''n Kuttay Hii Rahenge ''''
Kutya Ne Kuttay Se Kaha Aur Maike Chali Gayi . . . ;->
wife tum ne kabhi s
WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai
K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''''
HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha...!
Biology Teachr:
Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me
Where Is Ur Heart Xactly?
All Girls Shoutd Loudly
Hamara Dil To "hAmY" K Pass Hai Madam!
If You Are Going To
If You Are Going To Do Something
Tonight .....
That
You Will Be Sorry For
Tommorow Morning .....
Sleep Late That Dun Have To
Get Up In The Morning ..... ;->
Please ap apna ghar achi tarha check karen
Please ap apna ghar achi tarha check karen
Kyun ke
Kal TV pe ASIF ZARDARI keh rahy thy ke
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.
kehar ghra se BHUTTO nikle ga
Baharon Ki Mehfil Suhani Rahegi
Baharon Ki Mehfil Suhani Rahegi
Labon Par Khushi Ki Kahani Rahegi
Chamakte Rahenge Khushiyon K Sitaray Aap Ke
Jab Tak Humare Messages Ki Meherbani Rahegi ;->
murghi ke bache
Ek hi colour ka dress pehn kr hum sb lgte they kitne ache
School lgta tha poultry farm
Aur hum sb murghi k bachay
Mjhko smjh na aya aj tak teacher ka ye funda..
Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda..
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