A Rose Is Always A Rose

A Rose Is Always A Rose
Either It Is Planted In A Gold Pot Or In A Mud

Same Way You Will Always Be My Frnd Either You Are In Central Jail
Or In Mental Hospital

May, 18 2010 165 chars (2 sms) 2977 views Funny

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kajol is a terrorist

Kajol is a terrorist and she used
shahrukh khan in 9\11 blasts!
Jimmy sher gill is his originall lover!
Now enjoy the movie "My name is Khan" :p :-D

Main 1 sms hoon

Main 1 sms hoon. Jise stupid log parte hain. Nalayak log doosron ko forward karte hain. Gadhe delete karte hain aur Pagal store karte hain. TUM kya karne vale ho?????

Q:Paki Girl Ziada

Q:Paki Girl Ziada KhoOB Sorat Hai Ya Indian?

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Aray Ziada Khobsorat Wo Hoti Hai Jis Ka Baap Ziada AmeER Hota Hai

Deewar Per!:

Deewar Per!:

Dekho Kute Ka Bacha Peshab Ker Raha Hai.

Pathan Ne Perha Aur Yeh Kehte
Hue Peshab Kerne Lga.

Haha Peshab Main Karun Ga Aur Nam

Kute Ka Lage Ga.

Jo detay hain larkiyon ko tohfay,

Jo detay hain larkiyon ko tohfay,

woh lagatay hain un hi ki shadi mein sofay,

Jo jatay hain un k peechay,

wohi aatay hain W-11 k neechay,

Jo kehte hain un ko Janu,

wohi bantay hain un k bachon k maamu...

Full Form Of Boys...

Full Form Of Boys...
B - Badmashiyon Me Sab Se Aage.
O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga K.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap K Aage... ;->

Heigth of fashion

Heigth of fashion

a 6 month old baby asks his mother for.....

low waist diper

''On this special day

''On this special day
When the world is filled with
Love, hope and joy

I would like to express
My appreciation and care

For the most wonderful person
In the whole wide world

Wont you please be my valentine''

Memon Apne Bache

Memon Apne Bache
Ko mar Rha Tha
Us k Dost Ne Pocha-Q
Mar Rahe ho
Memon Ye Toilet Jana
Chahta H
Dost-Tou Kia Hua, Jne
Do
Memon-Nhi, Isy Phr
Bhool :age Gi ;->

hum kabhi aap se kha

Hum Kabhi Aap Se Khafa
Nahi Hotey

Pyar k Rishtey Bewafa
Nahi Hotey

Aap Bhaley Humain
Bhula Ker PEPSI Pii Lo

Hum Aap Ko Yaad Kiye
Bina Paani b Nhi Peetey ;->

Women have a passion for mathematics.

Women have a passion for mathematics.

They divide their age in half,
Double the price of their clothes,
And
Always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.... ;->

To live a life,

To live a life, one n eeds brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge,way of ______expression & many more mental
qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them

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