A Rose Is Always A Rose

A Rose Is Always A Rose
A Rose Is Always A Rose
Either It Is Planted In A Gold Pot Or In A Mud

Same Way You Will Always Be My Frnd Either You Are In Central Jail
Or In Mental Hospital
  

May, 18 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2517 views       Funny

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(Surah: NISA Ayat:86)

"Aur Jab Koi Tumhen Dua Salam
Kary To Usko Us Se Behtar Dua
Do Ya Phr Usi Tarah K Alfaz Keh Do".
Pathan:Dr sahab 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhaar huwa tha,

Dr:To ab kya huwa hai ?

Pathan:Aaj yahan se guzar raha tha socha aapse puch loon......"Aapne nahane ko mana kiya tha, Kya ab naha loon? "
Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.
OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,
ASI SAMJEYA KUDI LINE TE AAYI,
FIR USNE SAADE NUMBER DI MANG PAYI,
ASI V APNI SAARI YAARI USTE LUTAYI,
FIR USNE APNI BEBE SAADE NAL MILAYI,
ASI PURE MOHALLE CH WANDI MITHAYI,
FIR PATA NAHI SADE DIL WICH KI AAYI,
ASI NAAL LE GAYE APNEBHAI,
PATA NAHI VEER NE KI KAHANI PAYI,
YAARO AJ OH KUDI HAI SAADI PARJAI... :(

MORAL OF STORY :
APNI GIRLFRIEND NU APNE BHAI YA KISE V DOST NAAL NA MILAO... ;->
What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
''Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:
Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho,kalpana ho, bhawana ho!
Patni: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, rohit ho,rakesh ho!''
All pakistani nation se guzarish hai
k chand dino k liye susoo bathrom me na krein
bal k shoper me pack kr k wapda k office
me jama krwa dein ta k jaldi pani ki
kami puri ho or or or

Load shedding ka jaldi khatma ho plz
Agar Koi Yeh Chahay k Woh Dunia Main Sub Say Alug Nazar Aiay... Woh Jahan Bhi Jiay, To Loog Ussi Ki Taraf Daikhain To Ussay Chahiay k.
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Apni Gardan Utarwa k Chala Phira Karay......
''A Bicycle Can''t Stand On It''s Own





Why ... ?





Think !!





Because








It''s Two-Tired ... ;->''
Ek Larki Kisi K Saath
Bhaag Gai


Ek Larki Ko Kuch
Ghunday Utha Kr Le
Gaye


Ek Larki Apne
Shohar Se Larne
K Baad Apne Ghar
Aa Gai


Ek Larki Apni Saas k
Haatho''n Zulm Ka
Nishana Bani



El Larki Chhat Se Giri
Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai



















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Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->
How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?



Dear Bo$$
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I am $ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re$pond $oon . . . ;->
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Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..

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Sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa....!!!