A boy goes to see a dance.

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

May, 25 2010 145 chars (1 sms) 3122 views Funny

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Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar

Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar

Mohabbat Aur Nafart Ki Jung Na Ker

Khushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na Ker

It Means

Pappu Yaar Tung Na Ker . . . ;->

Election Fever. . .

Election Fever. . .

1 Janaza Ja Raha Tha Bohat Se Log Sath Ja Rahe Thay

1 Pathan B Janaze K Sath Mil Gaya

Kisi Ne Kaha
“Kalma-e-Shahadat”

Pathan Bola: ZINDABAAD. . . ;->

7 Saal pehlay meri grl

7 Saal pehlay meri grl
frnd kay saray bhai kam
peh jatay thay,

aj salay ghar mein
bethay ha,

Aur date marna
Impossible Ho gya ha.

JEENAY DO MUSHARAF

1 Bivi Drivring Sikh Rahe

1 Bivi Drivring Sikh Rahe Thi Apne Shoar Se Boli
Dekhye Shayad Ye Samne Ka Shesha Thek Nahe
Laga Howa . . .

Husband : Kyon Koi Gar Bar Hai?

Bivi : Is Mai Peche Ane Wali
Gariyan Dekh Pati Ho Apna Chehra
Mujhe Dikhai Hi Nahe Deita . . . ;->

Na Waqt Se

Na
Waqt
Se

Na
Aarzo
Se

Na
Udasion
Se

Sirf
Aur
Sirf
Mohabbat
Se

Khuloos
se

Pyar
Se

Bare
Ehtram
Se

Poray
Dil
Se

"LANAT HAI AAP PER"........

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msg phara?

samjh aya?
nahi?
ab mobile ko
Ulta kar ke Pahro

ab samjh aya?

Nahi ?

Bewaqof ager seedha samj main nahi aaya tu ulta kya aye ga ???

1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?
Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,
Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.

kal raati mein ik khwab weikheya,

kal raati mein ik khwab weikheya,

Tooon meri wauti sein tey mein tera larda saan,
har passey loki hee loki san

kee dassan barda khaufnak manzar see

Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni khate ho?

Man: 12

Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.

Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)

memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya

Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,

memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila

kion??

memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!...=P;->

''2 Hijade Shaadi Ki B

''2 Hijade Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye.
Haye-2 Main To 1100 Lungi.Dusri Boli 2100 Lungi.
Piche Se Pathan Bola Abey 2310 Le Le Usme FM Bhi Hai.''

yaaro sab dua karo,

yaaro sab dua karo, mil k faryad karo, dil jo chala ghaya hai, ussey abad karo, yaro tume mera saath do zara,

aata leney gaya jaib mein paisay b they kam,dharkan ruk ghayee nikley na dam,

kaisee subsidi kaisi zarayat,khaney pein ghey bun

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A boy goes to see a dance.

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