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A boy goes to see a dance.
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A boy goes to see a dance.
A boy goes to see a dance.
A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
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May, 25 2010
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Jis TRAIN mai SUNDAR-SUNDAR LARKIYA safar kar
Jis TRAIN mai
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LARKIYA safar kar
rahi ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?
SoCho!!!
its simple yaar..
"MAAL GARI"
We Have Been Listening :
We Have Been Listening :
"Practice Males Perfect ... "
But
Also That Too :
"Nobody is Perfect ... "
So
"What Is The Point Of Practicing ..." ;->
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par
Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"
Es Ka Future Tense Banao
Student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge
Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->
teacher dunia me ki
Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. Sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.
tujhe bhool jana jana,.
tujhe bhool jana jana,.
mushkil naheen
''1 Girl: Mujhe to Aisa Larka chahiye jo,
''1 Girl: Mujhe to Aisa Larka chahiye jo,
Smart
Khubsurat
Descent
Shareef
Stylish
Naik
Ho
2nd Girl: Dafa ho Kameeni
""SADAQ""
Sirf Mera Hai.
Log Kehte Hain K
Log Kehte Hain Ki Achche Log Mar K Sitare Ban Jaate Hain,
Magar Hum Kehte Hain Ki Marne Ke Baad Bhi..
Aap Jaise Log
Ghost Ban Ke Hume Daraate Hai..
I always pray 4u that.
I always pray 4u that.
May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny
May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.
Hey Dude A Piece Of Advice For You
Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!
Never Think Yourself
As An Ugly Person
Always
Consider Yourself
A Beautiful
Monkey ... ;->
Sardar: "Is mirror ki kya guarantee hei?"
Sardar: "Is mirror ki kya guarantee hei?"
Shopkeeper: "Aap isko 100 floor se nichy girao ye mirror 99 floor tak nahi tootega."
Sardar: "Wow! Pack it..."
makhi & pathan
# Ek Pathan Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha
"Urr Ja..."
Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...
"Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat
Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai..=P:-)
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