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A boy goes to see a dance.
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A boy goes to see a dance.
A boy goes to see a dance.
A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
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May, 25 2010
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