A boy goes to see a dance.

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

May, 25 2010 145 chars (1 sms) 2856 views Funny

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Ramzan K Dino Mei Ghar S

Ramzan K Dino Mei Ghar Se Na Nikla Karo "Pappu"

Ramzan K Dino Mei Ghar Se Na Nikla Kro
>hAmY<

Log Roza Na Tor Dain Eid Ka Chand Samajh Kar.

Aaj Kal K Halaat Ki Wja Se

Aaj Kal K Halaat Ki Wja Se

1 Kutta 2sre Kutte Se Keh Rha Tha

(Is Mulk Se Jaldi Hi Bhag Chalo)

Wrna!

INSAAN KI MOUT MAARE JAO GE . . . ;->

Height Of DramayBazi

Height Of DramayBazi

Hi I have Good News & Bad News Both 4 u-The bad news is that there is no Good news..& the Good news is There is no Bad News....!

What Do U Call A Laughing MotorCycle.

What Do U Call A Laughing MotorCycle. . . ???
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Guess Karo
Ez Hai
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Nahi Pata
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It''s Yamahahahaha. . . ;->

person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->

Q. What''s the difference

Q. What''s the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos???
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A. The ones in the casinos are serious...!!!

Is dil mein yaadon

Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain, tum bin bahut akele hain, sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain, dekho hum kitne wele hain.

Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se

Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se
…Dost…

Kisi parinday ne moo pe potti kr di to saari hasrat nikal jaye gi…!

tip of the day

~ Tip Of The Day ~

''It''s So
"S I M P L E"
To Be
"W I S E" ...

Just
"T H I N K"

Something
"S T U P I D"

And Then

Don''t
"S A Y" It ... ;->

Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon

Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon

Wo PANI ki Thandak

Wo SAABUN ki Khushbu

Wo DHULAY hue chehre ki Khubsurati

Aap kya Jaano

Ye to sirf Muu Dhone wale he jante hain

Full of Emotion shair:

Full of Emotion shair:

Ab to zindagi ka maqsad hai tujhe apnana.

A for Apple B for Banana.

If you are MAD, I am your DAD.

importance of percentage

IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%

BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate

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A boy goes to see a dance.

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