A boy goes to see a dance.

A boy goes to see a dance.


A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
  

May, 25 2010     145 chars (1 sms)     3211 views       Funny

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CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
Khamosh palko se jb ansu bikr jate han
ap kia jane ap ktne yad ate hen
Abi b usi mor pe khare han jaha
Ap ne kaha ta
tehro hum



PAKORAY le k ate hen!
Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha ??
Mom: Nahi to !
Kid: To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise ???
U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:

1. No free msg

2. No bal

3. No guts to disturb a ''LION''
''Kisi ka jhoota peene se shifa milti hai Ajmal!
Kameena ye bolte bolte meri sari Pepsi pi gaya!''
Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..


beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;-
Jab Koi Aam Insan Marta Hai Tu Auski Kabar Par Likha Hota Hai

" Akhri Aram Gah "

Jab Musharaf Maray Ga Tu Auski Kabar Pe Likha Hoo Ga

" AKhri Haram Da "

.


Sorry Musharaf Shab

Kiya KAru public Demand HA
After watching Bush''s treatment,
Zardari has
ordered
all future
press conferences
be held
inside a mosque ;-)
Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ?



Khamoshi Se Kitchen Main Jao



Cabnit Main Se OIL Nikalo




Kamre Me Ja K KAPRE Utaaro



Phir












Purane KAPRE Badal Ker Kitchen Main Ja
PAKOREY Banao . . . ;->

Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La
Kr Rakh Dia
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
Betha Raha Phir
Chillany Lga

O Kocha Naan Rkh k
Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
Baap Layega ... ;->
God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made a U and is called Cartoon.
Kal agar me mar bhi jaon ae dost!! Gham na karna Aansu bhi na bahana Bus seedhay oper chale aana.Party karenge