Catch her by her waist…

Catch her by her waist…
Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
  

May, 25 2010     123 chars (1 sms)     2347 views       Funny

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Dheeru bhai from heaven

"Beta Mukesh kaisa chal raha hai apna reliance".

Mukesh: "Hello kon bol raha hai? thik se sunai nahi deta.
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Arz Kia Hai..

Shaam Jawaan hai..

Wah Wah

Shaam Jawaan Hai..

Wah Wah



Gour Farmaiye Ga..


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Aur Uska Baap Major Hai.... ;->
Gam woh cheez hai,
Gam woh cheez hai,
Gam woh cheez hai,
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.


mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli
jab suna k aaj uthe gi oski doli

wo hath pe meri unglian rakh kar boli
assu punju haar kabotar doli
2-things in life that are more PAINFULL than DEATH:-1) when someone loves you & doesn''t tell you,2) when someone doesn''t love you & tells you.
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..

One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..

His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"

I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" ........
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I Always Think Of

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I Need A

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A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there.

The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."

The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?"

And the man replies, "No, just spots."
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