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Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
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Most innocent dhamki:
Most innocent dhamki:
As the thief was leaving the house,the kid woke up & said to the thief: "Mera schoolbag bhi le kar jao varna main mummy ko utha doonga.
How amazing!!
How amazing!! – A mother makes her son “INTELLIGNET” in 20 years, but a girl makes him “STUPID” in 2 mins…
Pehle mujhe aapne
Pehle mujhe aapne dekha, phir aap mere peeche aaye,
aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye,
phir kya! mujhe 1 Rupeya dena he para.
When I Go Wrong I Need
When I Go Wrong I Need
Ur Hand 2 Correct
When Emotionz Burst I
Need Ur Hand 2 Catch
When I Win I need Ur
Hands 2 Clap
In Short
Ye Haath Mujhy De De
Thakur ... ;->
Unpossible
Ek pathan apne exam ka result net pe dekh kar,....Oye yara ye kya.....mein fail hogaya aur wo bhi English k paper mein,
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It's UNPOSSIBLE.
A man speaks frantically into the phone,
A man speaks frantically into the phone,
"My wife is pregnant , and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot !" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
U r 1 Of those
U r
1
Of
those
i
Luv
2
msg
coz
its
fun
2
see
ur
eyes
goes
up
down
up
down
up
down
up
down
Agar koi app
Agar koi app ko dukh de,taklef de, apko rone pe majbour kare to ap b usko rula sakte hain pata hai kaise?? uski ankh main unghi mar k:-)
Gareeb shohor bola:
Gareeb shohor bola:
Lagta hai ab dosto ke
aage hath phailana
paren ge....
Biwi:Jaldi se tum hath
phaila lo, warna mujhe
taangein phailana parein
gi........................-;>
MATAN ready ?
MATAN ready ?
Yes boss
FISH ready ?
yes boss
OMLET ready ??
Yes boss
Chicken ready ??
No boss,
Why ??
KOKAR abhi sms pahr raha ha
Plz Tell Me Frankly !!!
Plz Tell Me Frankly !!!
Do I Look Stupid ? A Dumb Or Duffer ?
Do I Really Have A Funny Face ?Like An Alien ???
Plz Be Frank
Actually Someone Said To Me That
" I Look Like U "
Teachr 2 Students:
Teachr 2 Students:
Wht Wil U Do Wid A
1000Rs. Lying On d
Floor? Wil U Keep It?
Student: Not @ All
Teachr: V.Gud Thn
Wht Wil U Do ?
Studnt: I''ll Spend It ... ;->
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