Can we do romance in

Can we do romance in
Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
  

May, 25 2010     148 chars (1 sms)     2756 views       Funny

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1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

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5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:
1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth
A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford Shoes.
3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.
4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.
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5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....
Forget abt D past you cant change it,
Forget abt d future You cant predict it
Forget abt d present I dint get you one
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