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Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
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''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don''t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..''
Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain
Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain
aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain
phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?
Studnt: sir,
asaan wale ap ne khud hal kr lye
aur mushkil wala mere lye chor diya. :-)
Ur 5 qualities:
Ur 5 qualities:
1———
2———
3———
4———
5———
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
My sweetheart,
My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst
DOLL''S
is missng.
dikhe to batana..
''On this special day
''On this special day
When the world is filled with
Love, hope and joy
I would like to express
My appreciation and care
For the most wonderful person
In the whole wide world
Wont you please be my valentine''
Teacher to Sardar:f
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!
''Aap k haath mein Mobile hai,
''Aap k haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai''
Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D
3 Mice Were Boasting About Their Bravery
3 Mice Were Boasting About Their Bravery
Mouse1: I Poisoned The Dogs Meat
Mouse2: I Ate Cheese From The Trap
Mouse3: Ok Guys I''m Leaving,I Hav A Date Wid Cat
Sardar proposed a girl…
Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.
Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyo nahi?
Susti bhare jism ko
jagate kyo nahi?
Uth k sub k samnay
aate kyo nahi?
sms bhi tumhara smell
marta hai...
Thodi himmat ker k nahate kyo nahi ....:P
Sms Kiya HAi
Sms Kiya HAi
??
??
Rewayat Hai Zamanay Ki
..
..
Dastak Hai Un k Dil Par
..
..
Jin Ko Aadat Hai Bhool Janay Ki..!!!
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