Can we do romance in

Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

May, 25 2010 148 chars (1 sms) 2977 views Funny

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Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried

Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried Cockroach Khila Dya Ghalib...
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Har Cheez Meezan Main Achi Lagti
Hay ..

ThErE iS a DiFfErEnCe

ThErE iS a DiFfErEnCe
Of OnE lEtTeR iN ThE
sPeLlInGs Of
NeW eLeCtEd AmErIcAn
PrEsIdEnT & WoRlD''s
MoSt WaNtEd TeRrOrIsT ...

>> OBAMA

>> OSAMA ...

Once during the tea break

Once during the tea break between india and pakistan match....
Afridi wanted biscuits wid his tea...
Inspite of asking Sachin for the biscuits who was close by to the biscuits plate... He called Inzy who was standin far away....
why so...?

socho.....

socho socho.........

coz "HAQ SE MANGO PRIYA GOLD"... ;-

larka larki went on

Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Baap Ki Cal Aayi,

Baap: Kaha Ho?

Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hu

Baap: Dehan Se Practical Krna Kahin Exam Se Phle Result Na A Jae ;->

pathan ki girlfriend

pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"

bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->

Wife:

Wife:
Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon,
TALAAQ Ka Notice Bhej Doongi !!

Husband:
Ja Ja, Meethi Meethi Baatai''n
Ker K Khush Krne Ki Koshish
Mat Ker ... ;->

IN Frenc

IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kum te nai jana"

pakistan cricket team has complained

Breaking News:

Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about australia that:

Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->

BHIKARI : Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina hai

BHIKARI : Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina hai

MAN : Kyoun bhai 1 coffee to Rs 3 ke hai

BHIKARI : Saab sath me girlfriend be hai

MAN : Bhikari hokar be girlfriend banali

BHIKARI : Nahi saab girlfriend ne bhikari bana diya

''''Happy Thappar Day''''

''''Happy Thappar Day''''

Today Is Thappar Day.
Jo B Is Time Ap K Sath Betha Hua Hai Usey Rakh K Thappar Marein. And Plz Forward Dis Msg As Much As U Can.

What wil a pathan say when

What wil a pathan say when he wil be asked

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Rose petal na hota tu kia hota
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Simple yar
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Kocha "HANKIES" hota ;->

After The Blast At MARRIOT Hotel

After The Blast At MARRIOT Hotel
Goverment Is Thinking
Of Suggesting A New
Name For The
Demolished
MARRIOT Hotel

"Shaheed MARRIOT BHUTTO" ... ;->

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