''sadar and pathan ja

''sadar and pathan ja rhy thy k um ko 1000 ka note mila

pathan: chalo fifty fifty ker lety hain

sardar: baki 900 ka kya keren gay''

May, 24 2010 137 chars (1 sms) 2692 views Funny

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~T h O u G h T P r O v O k I n G~

~T h O u G h T
P r O v O k I n G~

After
T u e s d a y .......

Week Itself Says .......

W T F ....... =P ;->

Koi to hath utha kr MAANG raha hoga,

Koi to hath utha kr MAANG raha hoga,
Koi sur sangeet RAAG raha hoga,
Yun to sms krnay ko or bhi hain,
Per hum ne socha is waqt 1 tu he Bewaqof JAAG rha hoga ;->

Din Main 5 SmS,

Din Main 5 SmS,

Raat Main 10 SmS,

Haftay Main 200 SmS,

Month Main 1000 SmS,

Mujhay Bhej Kar
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil Karain..
"SHUKRIYA" ;->

parhay likhay

parhay likhay punjab k jahil hukmaran motawajah hun:18febury kee sham ko gum ho ne wala bucha puntured shuda cycle sir par rakhay main main karta huwa e-wane sadar jatay dekha gia ha mazeed malumat is paty par hasil karanin kangal awam factory flourelss bazzar pakistan

The worst way of missing some one is...

The worst way of missing some one is...

like sitting next to a sexy babe and you cant have her. ;->

sabaq phir parh0 sadaqat

Teacher:
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka

pathan:
lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parhen.

Hamari Dosti Aisi Ho

Hamari Dosti Aisi Ho

K Tum

Har Raah

Har Nagar

Har Safar Me Milo
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.
Agar Me Mar Bhi Jaaon To...
Agley Hi Din Barabar Wali Qabar Me
Milo... ;->

Dost Mere Marne K baad

Dost Mere Marne K baad
Mera Janaza Us Ki Gali Main Ghuma Dena

Agar Wo Dikh Jaye Tou

Ek Baar Mera Hila Dena

Kya.....????

Gandi Soch Rakhne Wale Aadmi

Abay Mera Haath Bye... Bye K
Liye... ;->

1 Admi Ne Anda Fry

1 Admi Ne Anda Fry Kia To Wo Jal Gaya.

Murghi Ne Dekhlia..

Murghi Ne Admi K Moo Par
Zor Se Thappar Marte Hue
Kaha:

Begherat Tujhe Dena Pare To Ehsaas Ho... ;->

SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !

SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !
Oye Yaar Meri Beti Jawan Ho Gau He!

BANTA : Yar Usme Kya He Teri Beti Ko Border Par Bhej De!

Ek Larki Kisi K Saath

Ek Larki Kisi K Saath
Bhaag Gai

Ek Larki Ko Kuch
Ghunday Utha Kr Le
Gaye

Ek Larki Apne
Shohar Se Larne
K Baad Apne Ghar
Aa Gai

Ek Larki Apni Saas k
Haatho''n Zulm Ka
Nishana Bani

El Larki Chhat Se Giri
Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai

EXPRESS NEWS

Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->

Which part of the body

Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies?
Guess? Ha ha, U R wrong. It''s ur ears to make sure k KOI AA TU NAHI RAHA.

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''sadar and pathan ja

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