Doctor implanted a new ear to a man. Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear. Doctor: it makes no difference. Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.
Aaj Kal Neeche Ja Kr Sms Dekhna Aam Hogaya Hai
Is Liye Aap
Ko Neeche Dekhne Ki Zarurat Nahi Ok . . . ?
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Aakhir Pakistani Hai Na Jis Kaam Ko Mana Karo
Wo Zarur Kare Ga . . . ;-
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
