Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua, Mat BURA kaho usko...

Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua, Mat BURA kaho usko...
Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua,
Mat BURA kaho usko...
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Tum mujh sy SET ho jao,DAFA karo usko;-)
  

May, 12 2010     125 chars (1 sms)     6269 views       Funny

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Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy

BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein

NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
Adnan sAmi kO inDian Girlz nE mEhndi k moqA peR KHoOb bjaya
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bEcO-z
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hE sAng A sOng


"zara Dholki bJao Gorioo"


::sms GAmblr::
Sardar Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:

Bohat Khubsurat Hai.
Kitne Maah Ka Hai?

Pathan Gussey Me Bola:

Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay. :-)
Hum ko
gali my DEKH kar khud ko CHUPA lia..

Jany ye
DUSHMANO ne usy kia sikha dia..

Ghar
us ne kya banaya MASJID k samanay..

CHAHAT ne us ki humko NAMAZI bana dia.../
W O M E N

IN SHORT...
So simple, yet so complex,
So weak, yet so powerful,
So confusing, yet so desirable,
So daming, yet so wonderful... WOMEN !
Thousands of yesterdays are gone........



millions of tomorrow will come........



but still a hope is alive........




kal se pakka parhai start karni hai!!!!!!!!
Baap:
Beti tum muje
pehle PAPA kehti thi,
Ab tumne muje DAD kehna Shuro kardia,
Kya waja hai?
Beti:
Cmon DAD, PAPA kehne se lipstick kharab ho jati hai..


The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:

A Device Invented for Short Height Women,

Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-)
Identification of Student
1.Books in bag,Faisalabad
2.Books in hands,Sialkot
3.Rolled books in jeans,Lahore
4.Without books but mobile in hands,Karachi
We Rock
A Man Can Be Happy Wid Any Woman . . .


As Long As





He Does Not Love Her . . . ;->
Am Going To U.S.A.




Dont Worry The Flight Is After 81 Days...




Surprised?





After 80 Days Is 1st April,U Ar 1st Fool Of 2009
Itz the Month of
Snow & Songs
Candles, Cakes n
Celebrations
Itz December
Njoy dis LuVly n glorious Month

NOTE-Plz Ignore
if U r an STUDENT