Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua, Mat BURA kaho usko...

Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua,
Mat BURA kaho usko...
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Tum mujh sy SET ho jao,DAFA karo usko;-)

May, 12 2010 125 chars (1 sms) 5834 views Funny

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Qabr Ma frIshtE 1 AdMi ko Mar

rAhE thE pHr b w0 hANs rHa

tHa frIsHtE nA wJa p0cHI to

usNe kHa k "Mai kHudksH haMLa

Mai Mra hu yE sIr

MerA ha 0r JIsM kIsI or ka.

ghar se nikalte hi...

ghar se nikalte hi...
kuch duur chalte hi..
raste mein hai unka ghar.....

kal subha dekha toh ...
baal banati woh..
khidki mein aayi nazar....

ab yahan kya aap khoj rahe hao aaj ki taza khabar......;->
kuch duur chalte hi..
raste mein hai unka ghar.....

kal subha dekha toh ...
baal banati woh..
khidki mein aayi nazar....

ab yahan kya aap khoj rahe hao aaj ki taza khabar......;->

aik pathan road pe p

Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

Police Ne Usey Pakar Liya.

Jab Usey Le Jaane Lagey To Pathan Bola:

"Saboot To Utha Loa"

before the clock str

efore the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday…

Shohar:

Shohar: Ye Tum Mujh Ko Bhary Bazar Main "A.G"

Kyoun Kehti Ho?

Biwi: Ab Bhary Bazar Main
"Abhy Ghady"

Kahoun Gi To Kya Acha Lagay Ga... :P ;->

Imran Hashmi On Cosmatic Shop

Imran Hashmi On Cosmatic Shop :
Aik Lips Stick Dein.
Donkandar: Kon Sa Colour ?
Imran : Janab Colour Ko Chore Taste Acha Hona Chahiay..;-)

I Saw A Dream Last Night That All Angels Had Died. . . .

I Saw A Dream Last Night That All Angels Had Died. . . .

Plz Give Me A Message . . .

That U''re Still In The World . . . :->

garmi aur load shedi

Garmi aur Load Sheding ka tor

"HIMMAT FAN"

AJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.

Asal, , ,

KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda. ;-)

''Molvi taqreer krty howy

''Molvi taqreer krty howy

Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen

ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?

Wo bolo men chutu hon kahan bethon?

Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...

Bartender: I Think

Bartender: I Think
U''ve Had Enuf Sir !
Drunk: I Just Lost
My Wife , Buddy !
Bartender: Well, It Must
Be Hard Losing A Wife
Drunk: It Was Almost
Impossible ;->

Teacher : why are majority of south Indians dark in color ?

Teacher : why are majority of south Indians dark in color ?
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Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying
sunscreen lotion

Brad Pitt and

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home .... why ???
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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)

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