Ek bar kuch

Ek bar kuch
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
  

May, 19 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2101 views       Funny

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Man Tries To Throw A Lady From The Window. She Opposed.
The Crowd Shouts: Stop It, Man! The Lady Is Alive.
The Guy: This Is Not A Lady, This Is My Mother-In-Law.
The Crowd Shouts: Look, She Even Resists.
Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa...

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Darr Gaya Kya? Aur Neechay Aa Salay!

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Bhai Asslam-o-Alaikum!
Kese Ho Aap?
Aaj Kal SMS Nahi Aarahy Aapke. :-)
1 din pathan ne 2 wazoo kiyey
tu molvi sahab ne pocha k tum ne 2 wazoo kiu kiyey....
pathan : ta k 1 toot jaye tu 2 kamm aye

hahahah....
Eating Rotten Fruit,

Sleeping Near Drainage,

Dog Biting Twice,

Travelling In Govt Bus..

R A Million Times Better Than


Believing A Girl! ;-)
What is the difference between donkey and Monkey?

Monkey saves this message and Donkey deletes this message

Choice is Yours .. :)
Tajj Mehal dekh kar bola Shah Jahan ka pota,
Apna bhi bank balance hota,
Agar Dada aashiq na hota....P



Is qadar hum ny Udhaar khaya hy paPpu..!
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Dukandar bhi humari zindagi ki dua kartay hain.... ;->
A Rose Is Always A Rose

Either It Is Planted In A Gold Pot Or In A Mud

Same Way You Will Always Be My Friend
Either You Are In Central Jail
Or In Mental Hospital
bhiga sa lagta
hau aalam tumhe..


bhigi si lagti hai
subah tumhe..

bhiga lag raha hai
sara jahan tumhe..





uuth nalayak
bistar gilaa kar hai tune..
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappar ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi
Teacher: everyone write your lover name in a paper../

After 2 seconds boys : Finished madem . .

After 10 minutes girls : Additional paper madem.../ :-D
What does a hen think when a cock runs after her?




















She thinks: I hope I''m running not too fast. . . ;->