Ek bar kuch

Ek bar kuch
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
  

May, 19 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2377 views       Funny

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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don''t you use a mouth wash ?"
Every normal person has 72 heart beats, but for myself its 73. the extra 1 is ur smile. So don’t stop ur smile, it will affect my heart.. Keep Smiling


pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia
Or agle din us se kaha gya k koi
Acha sa English sentence sunao
Pathan:josh me bola!
I shall never die B4 my death ;->
Bapu Bola:
"Jo Bhi Msg Nhi KArta Usay Or Msg Kar,Aisa Karny Se 1Din Usay Sharam Aayegi,
Sorry Bolay Ga Or Msg Ya Call Karega"



Bolay To


"Sharam aai kya"
An Archaeologist Is The Best Husband Any Woman Can Have. . . ! ! !










How. . . ? ? ?









The Older She Gets, The More Interested He Is In Her. . . ;->
Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,

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Q?

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Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,

ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)
Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA
Gud News
4 U!

MEGHA- What Do
U
Mean By Mrs.MEGHA!
I''m Unmarried.

Doctor- Miss MEGHA,
Bad
News
4 U!
You are a DOG…
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai
Sweet But Not Honey

Precious But Not Money

Bright But Not Sunshine

Improves With Time But Not Wine


Chalo Maire Baare Me Tou HoGaya
Aap Sunao ? ? ? ;->


Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!
Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr salam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?













Us ki achi tarbiat..


Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro =P ;->
Zindagi mile itnay dhokay




chalo miti pao its ok.


Hun banda subah subah ki rola paawe