If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
Master bachon ko english parhatay huay:"dekho bacho! yeh ''M'' ha. ''M'' se mother banta ha,jaise sheeday ki maan." aglay din master ne ek bachay se ''W'' ke bare mein pocha ke batao yeh kia ha? Bachay nai jawab dia: "Sir ha to yaih sheeday ki maan magar is ka sur nechay aor tangain oper hain."
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
Flatter me ,and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Love me, and I will be forced to love you.
