Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to hamesha apnay dimagh ki suno Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aae to Dil ki sunno ............. Waha say bhi jawab na aae to .... Ankhain band kar ke . socho . . ke . . ya ALLAH kahin me PaTHAN to nahi ?
Father:Tumne college mai sub se mushkil kam konsa sikha.
Beta:2 kam sikhe,
Aik danto se bear ki botel kholna,
Dosra teiz andhi mai 1 teeli se cigarat jlana! ;-)