Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who''s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
Wife : " Suniye ji ! Apki Aziz Dost ghalat larki se shaddi kar raha hai . Aap Usey Roktay kyun nahi ?"
Husband : " Main Kyun Roko? Aus Ne Mujhe Roka Tha Kiya ?? "
''billi dum kuy hilate he..........?
batano na kyun........?
batano na kyun ........?
mein batayo kyun? kyun k!!!!!!!!!! dum bili ko nahi hila sakhti''
Boy 2 Girl: Suit bohat acha pehna hai . Girl: Thanks . . Boy: Lipstick b achi hai . Girl: Thanks . . Boy: Makeup b bohat acha hai . Girl: Thnx "BHAI JAN" . . Boy: Phir b buri lag rahi ho :-P