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  3. Kanjusi ki had bhi w0 achank paar kr gaya,
Kanjusi ki had bhi w0 achank paar kr gaya,
Kanjusi ki had bhi w0 achank paar kr gaya,

Mere bicharay dil k tukry 4 kr gaya,

SMS aik bhi na kr saka w0 zalim,

Masjid k speaker mai PYAR ka izhar kr gaya.
  
May, 25 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     3907 views       Funny

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Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,



Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:

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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,


Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,

Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye….
Cheap Attitude Of Girls:
Cheap Attitude Of Girls:

Wen A Boy Sends Dirty Sms
She Laughs For 10 Mints,
Fwds Dat To Her Frinds N Then Replies
The Boy.
"I Dont Like Dat Kind
Of Sms Ok?" :P ;->
Agar pagal khaney k pagal


Agar pagal khaney k pagal sey jhaghrada kar k pagal khaney ka doctor paghal ho jaye to news mein khabr kaisay aaye ghee?


"ghar kee baat ghar mein hee reh ghayee"
Q: Why do boys go to temples?
Q: Why do boys go to temples?
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Becoz temple is the only place where they can find..

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Pooja
Bhakti
Prarthana
Bhawna
Shraddha
Aarti
Archana
Aradhana
Shanti
Jyoti
Tripti
Deepti
Durga
Saraswati
Lakshmi
parvati
Ek Dost ne doosrey se
Ek Dost ne doosrey se pocha: Batao Nakam Mohabbat ka Anjam kiya hota hy.???

Doosrey dost ne kaha

Larka Maamu ban jata hy

Or
Larki Phuppho..,
Suno Gaur Se "PEPSI" Walon
Suno Gaur Se "PEPSI" Walon

Buri Nazar Na "COKE" Pe Dalo

Chahe Jitna "DEW" Pilalo

Sab Se Aage Ho ga "LIMO PANI"

Hum Ne Pia Hy Tum Bhi Pio

HaPpY SuMmEr SeAsOn . . . :)
Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?


Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

A:- They think their picture is being taken.
Astaghfirullah
Astaghfirullah

Astaghfirullah

Astaghfirullah


Yeh sms aap 500 logon ko send karen Inshallah aapka Balance khatam ho jaye ga....
''Hawaen kehti hen D0STI karo...
''Hawaen kehti hen D0STI karo...
Fizaen kehti hen PYAR karo..
Baharen kehti hen SHADI karo...
Or gahr wale kehte hen...
"bakwas band karo aur PARHAI complete karo"''
Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali Se
Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali Se "pAppu"
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Warna Uska Baap Kahega..
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Sala Marte Marte B Ek Chakar Laga Gaya... ;->
Gareeb shohor bola:
Gareeb shohor bola:
Lagta hai ab dosto ke
aage hath phailana
paren ge....




Biwi:Jaldi se tum hath
phaila lo, warna mujhe
taangein phailana parein
gi........................-;>

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