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Kanjusi ki had bhi w0 achank paar kr gaya,
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Kanjusi ki had bhi w0 achank paar kr gaya,
Kanjusi ki had bhi w0 achank paar kr gaya,
Kanjusi ki had bhi w0 achank paar kr gaya,
Mere bicharay dil k tukry 4 kr gaya,
SMS aik bhi na kr saka w0 zalim,
Masjid k speaker mai PYAR ka izhar kr gaya.
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May, 25 2010
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She Is Kidding
She Is Kidding...
Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...
"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->
Aapko Ek Good News Suna Dun
A.O.A!
How Are You?
Aapko Ek Good News Suna Dun,
Is Month Ki
29 Ko Meri Mehndi Hai
30 Ko Baarat Jay gi,
31 ko InshaAllah Valima Hoga.
You and Your Family is Invited Dear!
Having A Girl Friend
Having A Girl Friend Is Like "Playing Cards". . .
U Need HEART To LOVE Her
A CLUB To TAKE Her
A DIAMOND To GIFT Her
&
A SPADE To Burry Her . . . :-P
Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0
Husband:
aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0
MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr bAdAL dUn gAa..!!;->
Wife:
Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0
SuBhA se Ulti peHni huEy hEy:-P.....=p
Remember !
Remember !
Divorce is never a
solution
Try to stay away for
few years
If differences dtill
persist
Just
KILL YOUR WIFE
(Peer Asif Zardari) ;->
Man calls mental hospital
Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27.
Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty.
Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.
I''m so proud of .... M Y S E L F ....
I''m so proud of
.... M Y S E L F ....
I finished a
Jigsaw Puzzle
In 6 months
And
The box said
2 - 4 years ... =P =D
U knw wt?
U knw wt?
U r un4getbl..
U knw y?
Cz u r so sweet..
U knw hw?
In ur own simple ways
u make me feel special..
U knw wen?
Snce d day we bcame FRIENDS..:-)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Father: what is ur aim my loving daughter.
Father: what is ur aim my loving daughter.
Daughter: I want to do BBA.
Father: what is that?
Dghtr:''B''oyfrnd ki
''B''ike par
''A''sh!!!!!
Mom kya aapne
Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha ??
Mom: Nahi to !
Kid: To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise ???
Ostad,, bato 5880
Ostad,, bato 5880 aur 3223 ko jama karen aur is me se 800 tafreeq
kar ke 80 per taqseem karen to kia ho ga?
Shagird!
Janab Sar may dard hi hoga!
Height of Confidence
Height of Confidence
A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden
Break infornt of a Bus
& Shouts at the bus Driver
"Abe Marne k Liye Meri he Cycle Mili"?
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