Sardarji is filling up a job application........................... He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc. Then came the column Salary Expected..................... After much thought he writes: Yes.............................
KHUSH KISMAT HAIN AP K HUM AP KI DOSTI KO ITNI SHIDAT SE CHAHTY HAIN.....WARNA HUM TO WOH CHEZ HAIN JIN K KHUWAB MAY BHI LOG APPOINTMENT SE ATAY HAIN:-):-):-)
Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
