"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,

"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"

(Thomas Edison)

Moral:
Bagairat ho jana par Man''na nahi =P ;)
  

May, 13 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2908 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

''Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya Asar Parega?

Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain

Police: To Ghar Me Karo

Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?
Kon kehta hai larki hansi to phansi?.


Musrana to har larki ki ada hai

jo ise muhabbat samjhe wo gadha hai
Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya

Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu

Girl : Kyu

Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->


Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.

Ali : Good

So Does This One Work Better?
Difference B/W Cinema Theatre & Operation Theatre?


Cinema Theatre : Take Ticket & Go Inside!


Operation Theatre: Go Inside N Take Ticket!
What is meant by ABCD
A Boy Can Do Every Thing For a Girl
and
DFEDCBA means..
Girl forgets Everything Done n Catches New Boy again:)
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”
O
Mere
Makhna
Meno
Yaad
Rakhna

Har
Vely
Hasna

Koi
Problem
Howy
Tou
Dasna

Kisi
Hor
Naal
Na
Phansna

Bas
Maire
Naal
Vasna

O
Mere
Makhna
Kesa Hy Ye Sms Zarur Dasna . . . ;->
''Chappal chhoti ho to
Panw me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to
Bahon me nahi aati''
''Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi
karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!''
ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES

Proof: After drinking,
men
Gain Weight
Talk unnecessarily
Become Extra Emotional
&
Start Fighting. . . . ;->
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