"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,

"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"

(Thomas Edison)

Moral:
Bagairat ho jana par Man''na nahi =P ;)
  

May, 13 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2265 views       Funny

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''Udhar aap majboor bethay hain, Idher ham majboor bethe hain!

Baat ho to aakhir kaisay ho,
Jab dono taraf 2 kanjoos bethe hain!''
Hi cute sweet
Most Graceful the smartest Beautiful person
Pretty Loving caring


AB KHUSH???

Chalo ab tum aram kro dosron ko b pagal banana hai..:-)
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
This msg is strictly for cute and charming people only...Since u accidently recieved msg. We deeply apologise for the disturbance due to technical error;-)
Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe wo Shaitan hy.


Aur


Jo Rozay wale din Eid manaye?





Aray Sahi Pehchana




Wo Pathan hy ... =P ;)
''Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.''
ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES

Proof: After drinking,
men
Gain Weight
Talk unnecessarily
Become Extra Emotional
&
Start Fighting. . . . ;->
Tusi sadi jaan ho

Punjabi ho ya Pathan ho

Choclate ho ya Paan ho

Coke ho ya Shezan ho

Angel ho ya Shaitan ho

Tusi jo b ho...sachi tusi sadi jaan ho.../ ;-

Pakistan me burai kon phela rha hy?

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1- INDIA
2- AMERICA
3- ISRAEL
4- AFGANISTAN
5- BARTANIA

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Ans:
"GEO".. ;->
What Did God Say After Creating The First Man In West Indies?

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Aila..
Yeh To Jal Gaya!! ;)

The sun makes Moon shine.
Electricity Makes Bulbs shine.
Wax makes Candle shine.


But what makes you shine......
1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.