"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,

"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"

(Thomas Edison)

Moral:
Bagairat ho jana par Man''na nahi =P ;)
  

May, 13 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2443 views       Funny

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Kisi se nahi kaha teray fasanay ko...janay kaisay khaber hogai zamane ko...Gatter band hogaye saray shaher k...Tum bagarat ko kis ne kaha tha nahanay ko.
MAiN TuM k0 BAtAoN kE koN hAi "HuSSy",,,


Ye w0hi hAi Jo kAr gAyA PAkiStAni TeAM k0 KhAsSi.. ;->
I believe u have climbed high mountains, walked on thorny paths, sailed on the raging seas and took a ride on dangerous highways.

C''mon let''s face it; Your God - Jehova has always been faithful all the way. Enjoy your day, you are worth it.

Happy Birthday.
I


Looked




4


U


Up






Down

Left



Right



Here




There



Everywhere



just




2

sprAy









MORTEIN.... ;->
''We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?''
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the eyes, tongue & ears of his 1st patient by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch Theek hai...!!!
1 larki valentines day per dukandar say: "aisa card hei jismei likha ho k mei tumse aur sirf tumse pyar kerti hun"
dukandar: haan hai..
girl: 2darjan pank kardo...
''Jo yeh sms parh raha hai wo lovely,
smart ,cute,
sweat,intelligent
good looking,
pyara......
nahi hai to kia hua

jis ne bheja hai wo to hai na.....''
A Lawyer


Will Do Anything


To Win A Case



Some Times


He Will Even


Tell The Truth … ;->
Relation Between Men

&Women As On Now Days :-








You Can Touch Each Other

But You Cannot

Touch Each Other''s Mobiles . . !

The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...















A Bomb Should Have

Fallen Instead Of

An Apple On NEWTON .. ;-) ;-)


FuNnY bUt TrUe


A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised. "