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Two guys were
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Two guys were
Two guys were
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..
One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..
His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"
I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" ........
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Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ?
Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ?
Khamoshi Se Kitchen Main Jao
Cabnit Main Se OIL Nikalo
Kamre Me Ja K KAPRE Utaaro
Phir
Purane KAPRE Badal Ker Kitchen Main Ja
PAKOREY Banao . . . ;->
ye pakistan nhi chaand ka tukra hy
Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy
Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn
Ye PAKISTAN nhi
CHAAND ka tukra hy
Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,
na Paani, na Gas,
na Aata, na Cheeni,
So plz no tension,
Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->
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On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
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MAiN TuM k0 BAtAoN kE koN hAi "HuSSy",,,
MAiN TuM k0 BAtAoN kE koN hAi "HuSSy",,,
Ye w0hi hAi Jo kAr gAyA PAkiStAni TeAM k0 KhAsSi.. ;->
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Boy: mujhse dosti karogi?
Girl: mere parents allow nhi karte,
Boy: To mere mere parents ne kya mujhe
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Wax Makes Candles Shine But,I''m Realy Confusd
Wat Makes Ur Teeth Shine?
''Harpic''or ''Domex''
Door Se Dekha To ''Sher'' Tha
Door Se Dekha To
''Sher'' Tha
To
To
Pas Jane Ka To Saval Hi Nahi Uthta !
truth g o d
~ Truth ~
G o D
m A d E
m A n ...
M a N
m A d E
m O n E y ...
M o N e Y
m A d E
m A n
M a D ... ;->
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Ek Zaruri Suchna-
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Reema: Hum 2 Behnain Aur 3 Bhai Hain
Journalist: Bibi, Aap Ki Activities Poochhi Hain,
Aap K Waalid Ki Nahin!;-)
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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