Two guys were

Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..

One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..

His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"

I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" ........

May, 21 2010 406 chars (3 sms) 2715 views Funny

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there are 3 kind of men

There are 3 kind of Men..

Do u know...?

1-The ASIANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.

2-The AMERICANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.

3-The PAKISTANIS-
They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most... ;->

insaniyat ko pizza

Insaniyat Ko Pizza Pe
Laga k Kha Sakty
Hyn ... !!!

Don''t Wonder

I Tell You The Reason

Because

Insaniyat Bhi Ek
CHEESE Hy ... ;->

pathan pilot jahaz land karne

1 pathan pilot jahaz land karne per boht khush hua

neeche staff ne usey hatho hath dhar lia or airman uski wardi utarne mein help karne laga

pathan fakhar se:aj mn ne india ke 2 jahaz,
1 aabdoz ko mara hai,
airman:lekn sir g apne 1 ghalti krdi

pathan:wo kia?

Airman:bs ap ghalti se india land kr gaye hain.

Wife: If I Removed

Wife: If I Removed Da Cook & Make Da Food
Myself 4 A Month,What Will U Pay Me?

Husband: I Don''t Hav 2 Pay U, U''ll Get My
Entire Insurance Amount.;-)

is indian servant 2

How can a foreigner tell his indian servant 2 open the door, who doesnt know english..

Think..

Say this fast in American accent.

"There was a cold day!" ;->

JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK

JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK

After 03 Days

,

.
Nhi smjhe?

03 Din Baad Aap AZAD Hojayenge

Phr 11 Mahine ki AZADI

So,

In advance,

"AZADI MUBARAK" ;->

Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,

Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,

Paaro Ne Kaha DAARU Chhor Do,

Ek Din Aaega!

Jab Girlfriend Kahe Gi:

"BHAIYA, In Bachon Ko Zara School Chhor Do". . . ;->

Lovers sitting in a park,

Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don?t worry darling ?I am already married?.:p

Teacher:Whats ur name?

Teacher:Whats ur name?
Boy:Tata Indicom
Techer:What can you read?
Boy:Hutch ka chota recharge sirf 10 rs me
Teacher:apki life ka kya hoga?
Boy:Spice hai to life hai
Teacher:Tum apni life mai karna kya chahte ho?
Boy:Kar lo dunia muthi me
teacher:Class se bahar chlay jao
Boy:Aisi aazadi aur kahaan?

tum na mile to tumha

Tum Na Mile To Tumhari YADOON K Saharey He Jee
Lengey,

Warna Teri Shaadi Me Aa
K

K

K

K

K

K "*COCA COLA*"
He
Pee lengey... ;->
BrRrrrr =P

pehlay girl frndz ho

Pehlay Girl Frndz Hoti Thi,
Magr Mob¡Le Pakages Nahi Thay,
Or Ab

Mob¡Le Pakajz Hain Magr Girl Friends Nahi,
Ab Sirf Un Companies Ki Sim Sale Hoon Gi Jo Ye Offer Krain Gi. . .

"Ek Sim Ki Khareedari Per 10 Girlz Number Free"

Santa: Ghar ka saara

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

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