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Two guys were
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Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..
One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..
His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"
I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" ........
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not getting
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Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
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Balkay Hum Apki Chaon Me Chal Rahay Hain.
2 ghantay aatay ki line mai
Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line mai
laga raha bari aanay par phir wapis line me lag gaya
or bola yh president 5 saal or rahay
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5 frogs r sitting on a log.
5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide 2 jump off.
How many r left? ?
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Still 5 left..
Moral:
There''s a lot of difference b/w deciding n doing. (:
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Do U Know?
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Hey Dear Kaha ho
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