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Two guys were
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Two guys were
Two guys were
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..
One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..
His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"
I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" ........
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She Came..
She Came..
I Kpt Lukin At Her..
She Smild.
Yet I Kept Quiet.
She Began 2spk.
I Dint Listen & Then,
She Began2 Leave.
I Thn Shoutd...
Mam
Attendance...!
What Is Pure And Simple
What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?
1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)
1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
;->
Zindagi K MUSHKIL Aur DUSHWAR
Zindagi K
MUSHKIL
Aur
DUSHWAR
Raaston Par
Kon Aap Ka
Saath Nibhata Hai ?
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Aap Ka Dost ?
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Ya Aap Ka Humsafar
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G Nahi
Sirf Aur Sirf
Aap Ki
CHAPPAL . . . . ;->
khatay huay bolna nahi chahiay
Zardari Ab Chup Ka Roza Rakhain ge
Or Kabhi Nahi Bolein ge,
kyun K Zardari Ne Suna Hai,
"khatay Huay Bolna Nahi Chahiay"
Dushman
Teacher: biwi,begum,wife main kya faraq hy ?
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Pathan: Kuch khas nahi ye bhi ye bhi India , Baharat , Hindustan ki tarhan ek hi dushman ke 3 naam hain......!
''Aap ko Meri taraf se
''Aap ko Meri taraf se
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Or mere tamam Friends ki taraf se
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Or mery Chahny walon ki taraf se
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Or 16 crore Pakistanio ki taraf se
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THENGA.....Ooouuww>''
Pathan joined
Pathan joined army and was given a gun ...
Pathan Sir Iski Naali Apni Taraf Rakhon Ya Dushman Ki Taraf ...
Major Say ...Abey Kisi bHi Taraf Rakh ...Faida Pakistan Ka Hi Hoga
What will Himesh
What will Himesh say to magnify a picture..?
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Zara Zoom Zoom… ;->
Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA
Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Prof: and Sodium?
Sardar: NA
Prof: What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine?
Sardar: BANANA!
In The Year 1952
In The Year 1952 There Was A Teacher In A Village,
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Now He Is Retired...!!
Boy friend is fun, & Husband is gun,
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
Wife: Darling !
Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?
Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;
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