Two guys were

Two guys were
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..

One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..

His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"

I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" ........
  

May, 21 2010     406 chars (3 sms)     2272 views       Funny

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Dedicated to all Girls

"LARKIYAN"

Kabhi Maum Ban K Pighal Jati Hain
...Kabhi Suraj Ki Tapish Se Jal Jati Hain

Yeh Larkiyan Kitni Ajeeb Hoti Hain
Sambhal Kay Chalain Phir Bhi Phisal Jati Hain

ALLAH Ne Rakhi Un Main Aisi Mehek
Jis Sanchay Main Chaho Dhal Jati Hain

Kabhi Zara Si Baat Par Kar Laiti Hain Aankhain Namm
Tu Kabhi Pahaar Se Ghum Par Bhi Sambhal Jati Hain

Itni Sada Kay Apni Hi Bewaqti Par
Sabar Ka Thaam Kar Daman Behel Jati Hain
If You Are Going To Do Something
Tonight .....




That




You Will Be Sorry For
Tommorow Morning .....





Sleep Late That Dun Have To
Get Up In The Morning ..... ;->
Teacher to Student: Beta Jo cheez b apko tang ya pareshan karey usey apne pass b bhatakne na do...
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Student: Chal beta sabse pehle to tu nikal.
Father:baap

son:abu telephone kis ne bnaya?

Father:Garaham bell ne.

Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?
A Student Goes Into A

Library &

Askz 4 A Book On Suicide!

Librarian : Get Lost Dude,

U Won''t Bring It Back!
Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.



Salesman:Sorry, we have only books based on facts ;->
Happy Anniversary And May Your Marriage Be
Blessed With Love,


Joy And Companionship For All The Years Of

Your Lives!
A sweet demand by a kid.

He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own
brain ....to think abt u
eyes....to look at u
heart.... to luv u
legs... to walk with u
mouth ... to say i miss u
foot .... to kick u if u forget me
Bhol k bhi kisiko na
rulana,


Zindgi main sabko
hansana,


Dushman Ko bhi galay
lagana,


Phir bhi koi gham day to



90
pay phone lagana




"THOK DENGE"


saaley k
''Sharab bani to maykhany bany


Husan bana to diwany bany


Koi to baat hai aap main


Unhi to nahi pagal khany bany.''
''Naa hame haarna aata hai, Naa hame jeetna aata hai,
Hame to sirf ladki ko dekh ke seety bajana aata hai.''