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Two guys were
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Two guys were
Two guys were
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..
One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..
His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"
I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" ........
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coffee se mu mor lia
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G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)
chandni raat main sone se pehle.
chandni raat main sone se pehle.
khawbon ki dunia mein khone se pehle.
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maine socha tumhe ehsas dild doon
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susu kar k sona.
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