Two guys were

Two guys were
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..

One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..

His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"

I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" ........
  

May, 21 2010     406 chars (3 sms)     2948 views       Funny

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Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?
Mat bura kaho usko
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Kisi aur se "DOSTI" kro,
DAFA kro usko ;-)
3 MEN discusing wives
1st says my wife is very cold
2nd says mine is very hot
3rd SARDAR ji he says i''m confused i think she is cold but people say she is hot
0321 arab 63 crore 07 lakh 89
thousand 3 rs only.

ye mera bank balance nahi he to
kya hua

mera mob no. to he.tum SMS karte
raho
1. I may be paranoid, but that doesn''t mean they are not really out to get me.

2. What''s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 25 to 30 pounds.

3. What''s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 25 to 30 minutes.

Pakistanion ki pehchan kiya hia?


Stop!
Don''t Press down..!!






I Said Stop..!!


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Kambakhtoon ko jis baat se mana karo Vohi kartay hain..!!
''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k
behosh ho geya


Aadmi kawwe ko Ghar le gya or
pinjry m band kerdiya

kawwa jaaga tu
bola:
hai Allah jail ho hai
Lagta hai Driver mer gya.''
A man had a "Gin" 1 day the Gin asked him "Mere Aqa! koi Hukm dein?" Man thought n said:"make a road for me 4m my home 2 USA"Gin: "Mere Aqa This is very difficult, as huge jungles mountains n sea come on the way so it is very difficult".Man:"ok meri BV ko mera tabey farman bana de"Gin foran bola:"Sir Road single banani hai ya double".

Larki us Aashiq ko to Maf kr Daiti hy jo Mooka se Galt Faida uthae,

Mgr,

Usko Maf Nhi krti jo Moka se Faida hi Na uthae..
(Mohtarma Sheri Rehman)
Galileo used 2 study in small lamp;

Graham Bel used 2 study in candle;

Shakspeare used 2 study in street light

Muze ye samaj me nahi aata;

"SAALE DIN ME MAKHI MARTE THE KYA?
Agar Koi Yeh Chahay k Woh Dunia Main Sub Say Alug Nazar Aiay... Woh Jahan Bhi Jiay, To Loog Ussi Ki Taraf Daikhain To Ussay Chahiay k.
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Apni Gardan Utarwa k Chala Phira Karay......



Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
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