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Two guys were
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Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..
One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..
His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"
I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" ........
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Dad: if u Pass
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Son: if i fail?
Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.
Son: why?
Dad: To Open Cycle Shop...!
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TUM SE ACHA TO KUTTA HAI
TUM SE ACHA TO KUTTA HAI..
PAppu..!
Kam Se Kam LARKI Palat Palat K DekhTi tu Hai...
k,
Kahin Aa To Nahi Raha... =P ;->
bus conductor ki shaadi ho rahi thi
Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi.
Woh Stage pe Sofay Per Betha Hua, Apni Dulhan Se Bola:
Zara Idhar Ho Kar Betho Baaji! Ye 3 ki Seat Hai. :-) :-) :-)
A man goes to the
A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there.
The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."
The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?"
And the man replies, "No, just spots."
1 Pathan roti k
1 Pathan roti k uppar roti rakh k kha raha tha
B.V boli: Khan saheb kia hoa?
Pathan: Tabiyat kharab hai
Doctor ne double
roti khaney ko
bola hai. . . . ;->
Rose,Lotus,
Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai...
memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hai
Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na
Abbu:nahi dunga
Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga
Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao
Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D
Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
I Don''t Think So ...
I Don''t Think So ...
You Are A Fool ...
But
What''s My Opinion
Compared To
That Of Thousand
Others ... ;->
''jee kia chaheyeh
''jee kia chaheyeh
haan kia chaheyeh???
msg parhna hai?
ULLU K PATHAY YEH KIA KER RAHE hoo
yeh mesg hee tu hai''
Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Krny
Jungle Mein Gaya.
Jao Re Tum Bhi PATHAN Nikla,
Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P ;)
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Don''t lose ur smile at any cost
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Even if u r
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