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May, 25 2010 146 chars (1 sms) 2628 views Funny

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Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...

Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...

Wa wa
wa wa
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Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...
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.Itna Romentic SmS Parh Kar Aik Aur Ghada TAIYAR Hogya...

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon

Q K is prcham k sayae tallay hum aik hain hum aik hain

Mard, orat, heejrey main koi farq nahi hai Faraz,

Q K is prcham k sayae tallay hum aik hain hum aik hain . . . ;^>

Munna Bhai:

Munna Bhai: Abe circut ,Ye Bata , Ager Bina daaton ka kutta kate tu kya karnay ka ?
circuit: Simple bhai... bolay tuu... Bina sui k 14 injections :D

GEO SURVEY REPORT . . . .

GEO SURVEY REPORT . . . .

Aaj Kal ''''MACHAR AUR MAKHIYAN'''' Din Raat Dekhe Ja Rahe Hyn

Humare Numainda GEO Ki Tafseelat K Mutabiq Un Ka Kehna Hai

''''Mehangai Ne Kamar Torr Di Hai
Is Liye Over Time Lagana Par Rha Hai''''

GEO MUSHARRAF Sab Ko Kaam Pe Laga Dia . . . ;-

I Saw A Dream Yestrday

I Saw A Dream
Yestrday

-Only U and Me-

We Were Running In A
Garden

Me In The Front And U

Running After Me

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With d Background Music
Of

VODAFONE ... ;->

smile

Always smile ,you know why?
B’coz…..Hanso! Jiyo! …
Muskurao!…Kya Pata…
Kal Daant ho na ho!…
Keep smiling..

best error message of the century

Best error message of the century.....!!!!

An error shown by a computer:
No keyboard connected!!
Press F1 to continue... ;->

newspaper men advertisement

Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek

"BURQA" Nikla. :-)

under the black cloth

Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn

Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!

Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na

Matlab

Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)

afridi ne ball ka thread

Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread (Dhaga) Daant Se Kyon Kaata?

Guess?

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Afridi Ne Ye Prove Kar Diya K.

Pakistan Main MOCHI(Cobbler) Ka Kaam Sirf Pathan Kar Sakta Hai. :-)

yar ma na suna ha k

Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain.
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Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai.
Happy april fool day.

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