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May, 25 2010 146 chars (1 sms) 3048 views Funny

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Arz, kiya hai ......!

Arz, kiya hai ......!
Zara dekh kar kholiye ga daraaz,

Zara dekh kar kholiye ga daraaz,

kaheen us main say bhi na nikal aye"FARAZ"

''SMS karne k fayde 1-Mobil ko zang nahi l

''SMS karne k fayde
1-Mobil ko zang nahi lagta.
2-Timpas hojata hai.
3-Ap jise karenge wo khush rahega.
4-Contact bana rahega.
5-Apko koi KANJUS NAHI kahega

Puppy hi u all i hv one puppy 4

Puppy
hi u all
i hv one puppy 4 u
1puppy 4 ur friend
1 puppy for ur fri ke fri
u know why??? becuz............
ajj hi meray dogi nay 10 puppies ko janam dia hai

blackmailing in new

Blackmailing In New Style=

Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne Meri Salary Nahi Barhai,

To Saarey Office Ko Bata Doon Ga K

"Aapne Meri Salary Barha Di Hay ;->

The most funniest

The most funniest newz in todays current affairz. . . . . .

The shoe thrown at bush by muntazir Zaidi happenz

to be made of sialkot, pakistan. . .

So President Bush Security Team haz Suspected

Pakistan to be part of da event. . .
A team of Specialst will soon

Vist Sialkot for further investigationz . . . .

Ek larka ek larki

Ek larka ek larki se Tum mujh se shadi krogi
girl: Nhi
boy:Lekin Q
girl:Mere ghar wale nahi mane gy
boy:Ghar me kon kon ha
girl:1 husband,4 bache:-)

''Jab paad diya to darna kya,

''Jab paad diya to darna kya,
Jab paad diya to darna kya.

Paad diya koi Potti nahi ki,
Chup chup k Naak band karna kya.

Aaj karen ge khul k Pakhana,
Jaan bhi le le chahe Zamana.

Poti wohi jo dunya dekhe,
Patla sa dast ab karna kya.

Jab paad diya to darna kya''

ALLAH ne tmhain paida kya k

ALLAH ne
tmhain paida kya k
tm uski ibadat
karo
Rozey rakho
Namaz parho
Quran parho
Uska Zikr karo
Deeni kitabain parho
Per tm

SMS Par rahe ho
SHARAM KARO....

please help

Please pass this msg to all friends n help me.
I’m imdad
Blood group (0-)
urgently need
2 bottles….
Of
fanta and coke
with
1 large Pizza
thanx..

Zindagi bari udaas hy

Zindagi bari
udaas hy

Mujhe lagi
piyas hy

Mujhe dunya
se na koi
aas hy

ALLAH kre uski LIGHT chali jay
Jo yeh soche k

meri poem
bakvas hy''

B e Y o u r S t y l e .

I f

A t

F i r s t

Y o u

D o n '' t

S u c c e e d ,

F a i l u r e

M a y

B e

Y o u r

S t y l e ... =P

Source of Vitamin

Source of Vitamin
"Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.

I chew them regularly to stay fit"

-Shahid Afridi

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