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Dil say. Shukria,
Dil say. Shukria,
Hai
Akilmand
Or
Sweet
Wala
Bhejnay
msg
ye
or
hu
bwakuf
wala
pernay
msg
ulta
me
k
hu
kehta
halfia
"mai"
Ab plz nechay se uper perho.
Piyarey Or Aziz dosto..
Piyarey
Or
Aziz dosto..
ASLAM O ALAIKUM..!
Bas Salam kar ke
10 nekiyan laini thi,
ab apna kam karo... ;->
A Great JAPANESE Proverb
A Great JAPANESE Proverb:
"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it
&
Its PAKISTANI Version:
"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.... ;->
Roses are Laal
Roses are Laal
Sky is neela
Your mind is Like
Khali Patila.
Bura maan Liya
Okay.
Roses are red
Water is Cool
I''m handsome
n U''re fool
Lo thora aur bura maan lo!
~Todays FACT~
~Todays FACT~
Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
Stolen From Public Libraries... ;->
In bio practical:
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
Shoaib Akhtar Says
Shoaib Akhtar Says :
Main India Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga.
Q K,,
Pakistan Main Light Jo Nahi Hoti |''!''|
1 Pathan roti k
1 Pathan roti k uppar roti rakh k kha raha tha
B.V boli: Khan saheb kia hoa?
Pathan: Tabiyat kharab hai
Doctor ne double
roti khaney ko
bola hai. . . . ;->
Considering his achievements
Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water
Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
a message to all private job holders
1 Murghi ne apne malik ko khush karne k lea sawa kilo ka 1 anda dia
malik bohat khush hua aur murghi ko shabash di
murghi ko shabash to mil gae magar
Pichware ka dard sari umar na gea
Moral:
ziada efficiency dikhane se apni he watt lagti hai malik ke nahi
Aik BaaR Do BaaR
Aik BaaR
Do BaaR
TeeN BaaR
ChaaR BaaR
BaaR BaaR
HaR BaaR
YaHi
AaS ReHti Hay.
K
SMS
Kb BejHo gAy.
''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Da
''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Day
Aur
Aapki Aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye
To
Is Yakeen k Saath
Aansu Saaf karna
k
Ab is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor''
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