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May, 25 2010 146 chars (1 sms) 2189 views Funny

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"SACH KA SAMNA"

WelCome to
"SACH KA SAMNA"

jawab sirf
HA
ya
NA
me dena he

Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal..

Kya Apke gharwale jante He Ki Aap pagal Ho?

Ans plz

What Do You Call

What Do You Call A Crow Which Is Very Rich??

Crow-Pati (Crore Pati)

congratulations to y

Congratulations to you, my old friend,
Birthday wishes to you, I do send.
You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.
When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
''Cause I know the mirror doesn''t lie.
You''re aging like me, so you surely can see
That you''re getting to be an old guy.

funny

Aik Pathan ne kisi larki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehna he keh doon.
larki: bolo
Pathan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.

ek sawal hy sochne pe majb00r kia hua hy

Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt SoChNe pE MAjb00r kiA huA hy..

PatA nAhi TuMhEiN Bhi atA hogA k nAhi..??

LEkiN Phir Bhi itNi EducAtioN Li hy t0 TuMhEiN t0 pAtA honA ChAhiyE..

MujhE bAs Us kA jAwAb dE do..

SawAL ziAdA MuShkiL nAhi hy..

LEkiN ziAdA asAn Bhi nAhi hy..

SawAL yE hy k..

.

.

JAb

MurGhi

AndA

FrEE

Me

DEti hy..??

To BAzAAr

Me

Rs.6

Ka

Q

BiktA

Hy...? =P ;->

Customer : How much is that banana for?

Customer : How much is that banana for?

Salesperson : Rs.10

Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?

Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!

Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!

I just feel u….

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

Famous saying-

Famous saying-
"Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl,
he''s simply not giving kiss
the attention it deserves!"

1 sardar ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

1 sardar ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola k
TEST hongy,
Sardar bola
In ki umar ziyada ha,
TEST nahi,
1 DAY ya 20/20 Karwa lo

an ailing grandmother

An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want u to inherit my farm,
includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!
I didnt know u even HAD a farm.
where is it?"
grandma replied,
"You can find it on my Facebook account.
Just click on Farmvil after login in
password: just4dori.. =P ;->

Amazing Newz

Amazing Newz

Recent Survey Shows Dat

D Fastest Animal On D
Earth Wid A Top Speed
Of 120 Ft/sec Is A
"COW"

Dat Has Been
Dropped Out Of A
Helicopter ;->

nigahain aj b us kuttay ko tlash krti hy pappu

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Nigahain aj b us Kuttay ko tlash krti hy
pappu

Jis ne kaha tha
Loadshading 2010 mei khatam hojae gi ;->

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