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May, 25 2010 146 chars (1 sms) 2561 views Funny

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ALLAH Hi ALLAH Kiya Kro..

ALLAH Hi ALLAH
Kiya Kro..
Dukh Na Kise ko
Diya Kro...
Itna sasta Msg
Hai...
Kabhi Kabhi To
Kiya kro...

ahi Hai Fiza Mein

''Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein

Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,

Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki

Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...''

Baap re baap

Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

TV on kro.

TV on kro.
Multan main girls colleges me larai ho rahi hai

Sub girl lar rahi han

Sub keh rahi hain "hAmY" maira hai
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Uff ye larkiyan b na.... ;-)

Mein teri aankh se o jhal ho jaonga,

Mein teri aankh se o jhal ho jaonga,

Dur bohat fizaon mein kho jaonga,

Meri yadon se lipat kar roye ga tu buhat,

Jab mein tujh se udhar lekar farar ho jaonga.->

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WT R U ALL WONDRINGAT,
I HV KILLED,
ALL THOSEWHO WERE BETWEEN I & U

Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat ha

Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper: 5 kiss
Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi

Dog1 : Main Is Area

Dog1 : Main Is Area Main Naya Aya Hun

Mujhe Yaha K Kutto K Sardar Se Milna Ha¡

Dog 2 : SsSshHh . . !

Chup . . .

Aawaz Mat Karo . .

Boss Msg Parh Rhe Hei

classroom

Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R

Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP

Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP

Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

YadOn ki iS duNyA mai iK paL merA ho..

YadOn ki iS duNyA mai iK paL merA ho..

PhuLon k iS chAmAn mAI ik phOoL mErA ho..

KHUDA kArE Aap jAb b SMS kAreIn ApNe dOstOn kO..

Un sAb mAi pEhLa numBER mErA ho.... ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS

Man 2 Pathan :

Man 2 Pathan : Khan Jee Kal Maine Aap Ko Phone Kia Par Aapne Uthaya Nahi

Pathan: Kyun Uthata Ye Jo Maine 3 Puraye De K Gana Lagwaya Hai
Wo Tera Baap Sune Ga . . . . ;->

Bachi chalak nikali

Boy: Darling, tumhara naam apny haath pe likhu ya dil pe?
Girl: idhar udhar Q likhty ho.. agar sacha piyar kirty ho to apni property papers pe likh do.

Oye teri larkian kitni chalak hogye hn star plus dekh ker

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