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sTuDeNt:MiSs aP nE kAL MuJhE caLL KyOn Ki tHi kYa KaM tHa MuJh Se?
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May, 17 2010
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Ek larki thi dewani C
Ek larki thi dewani C
Mobile lekr chlati thi
Nazren jhuka k
Sharma k
Mbl mein jany kya dekha krti thi
Kuch krna tha shayad usko
Pr jane kis se drti thi
Jb b mlti thi muj se
Yehi pucha krti thi
Ye ON kese hota hai
Ye ON kese hota hai
Aur main sirf yahi kehta tha
Ye mob nhi
T.V ka remote hai.
Customer: I need a ladies suit.
Customer:
I need a ladies suit.
Shopkeeper:
Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaoon?
:-o
HUTCH K CEO
HUTCH K CEO Ne Mujhse Kaha Agr Tum Meri Ladki Ko Pata Lo To Apna Naam Badal Dunga
Fir Kya Hua?
Hutch Is Now
''VODAFONE''
Q: Agar 1 door per
Q: Agar 1 door per kutta bhonk raha ho orr dosre door p biwi chilla
rahe ho tu ap pehle konsa door kholen g?
A: Kutte wala door coz kutta andar akar bhonkna band kar de g
Do U Know My Love Story..
Do U Know My Love Story..
INTERVAL
The End!!
Full Of Suspense!!
arz kia hai th
Arz Kia Hai...
Those Who Know Me
Know Me Well
.
.
.
Waah Waah
.
.
.
Those Who Know Me
Know Me Well
.
.
.
Those Who Do Not,
Go To Hell . . . =P ;->
kutte ke chaar pair q hote he??
Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??
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Ab ye tumse accha koun janta he?
Zalim sms of 2011
1 larki bus stop pe naqaab men kharri huwi the
Aadmi bike pe aaya or kaha
lift chahiye kya?
larki boli.
abu main hun
2 choozo''n ko pyar ho jata hy
2 choozo''n ko pyar ho
jata hy
Jab dono''nbaray ho
Jaty hyn tou unko pata
chalta hy k dono''n
Murghay hyn ...
Moral :
Choti Umar Mein Pyar
Nahi Kerna Chahiye ... ;->
jab question paper ho out of contro
Jab Question Paper Ho Out of Control.
Answer Sheet Ko Kar K Fold.
Aero-plane Bana K Bol!
All Will Fail!
Student Kya Jaane Result ka Kya Hoga?
Marks Milengi Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga?
To Girlfriend Ghuma.
Paise Urra...
Paise Urraa K Bol!
Papa All Is Well!
''Shohr apni biwi se,"
''Shohr apni biwi se,"Hata lo apne chehre se ye zulfain jaan-e-tamana KHUDA QASAM Agli bar "Khaane" main baal aaya to SAJNI se GAJNI bana dunga.....''
When a man steals
When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry --
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