Boy: Larkiyan Peps

Boy: Larkiyan Peps
Boy: Larkiyan Pepsi Ki Tara Hain Jitna Pio DIl Nahi Bharta

Girl: Larke Wisky Ki Tara Hain Jab Chahrnay Lagte hain tu khatam ho jate hain
  

May, 22 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     2952 views       Funny

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Man 1- I notice dat Ur
wife is mostly in the
kitchen
Probably she loves
cooking many varieties

Man 2- No! Actualy our
Telefone connection is
in the kitchen ;->
Sardi Ho Gayi Hai?
Haan
Naak Bhi Band Hai?
Haan
Sir Bhi Fat Raha Hai?
Haan Bah Haan!
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To Ye Msg Padna Kya Zaruri Tha.... !!
Kajra Re"


If Amitabh Bchan Make Grand Father
Then Wht He Wud Say 2 His Nephew?

?

"Rishtay Me To Hm Tumharay Baap Ha¡N,Naam Hai Hamara Shanshah"
SaChI MuHaBbAt BeZuBaN HotI HaI,



Ye To AaNkHoN Se BaYaN HotI HaI,



MuHaBbAt MaI DaRd MiLe To KyA HowA,
DaRd k LiyE
2 GoLiPoNsTaN
HoTi HaI.:-P
Machchar ne apko kata
wo uska Junun tha..


Aapne khujli ki wo apka
Sukun tha..


Chah kar bhi aapne use
nahi mara...


Kyonki uski ragoo me
apka khoon tha..-;>
Urgent mSg...

Misomi komura.
Mai ukama.
Makaya Fula.
Taruma Wa Yalo.
Xambo.
Btmlu gpm.

Soch Kya Raha Hain?


Paisay mere Lagte hain jo dil karega bhaijun ga.... :P

KArAchi RoCk3rS


Attention

It''s Very Important Msg


Allah Ka Shukar Srilankn Team Par Karachi Me
Hamla Nahai Hoa Warna
Dabal Sawari Par Qayamat
Tak Pabandi Lag Jati... ;->
1 Pakistani
dozakh se nikla
or chup ker
Janat mai
chala gia

Farishton ne
pakerna chaha to

Cheekh ker bola
Koi paas na aye
werna
Khudkush
dhmaka kr donga ;->
SAYING:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Makes a man healthy wealthy n wise.

CURRENT:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Your girlfriend will go with other guys.
1 Admi Ko Naddi K Us Par Jana Tha.
Aata Piswany
To Bataho Wo Kis Tarha Jai Ga.

















Jahel Soch Kya Raha Hai Aate Ko Piswate Hai Kya.
What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
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then plz dont hesitate,
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