Boy: Larkiyan Peps

Boy: Larkiyan Peps
Boy: Larkiyan Pepsi Ki Tara Hain Jitna Pio DIl Nahi Bharta

Girl: Larke Wisky Ki Tara Hain Jab Chahrnay Lagte hain tu khatam ho jate hain
  

May, 22 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     2785 views       Funny

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What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Sir 2 Student

What Is D Similarity B/w Girlfrnd N Mobile ???


Student:- Sir Both R

Diconnected Wen

There Is


"No Currency"

Bas Bohat Hua

Bura Lage Tou Sorry
Me Ne Neeche Saaf
Saaf Likh Dia Hy ...
































"SAAF SAAF" ;->
Any woman can

be a mother but it

takes someone

special to be

called

"Mom".
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now dont ask me 4 more sms ...

appna raag aap jamaoo
I met money.

I said u r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled n said

ofcourse i''m a piece of paper

but i havn''t seen a dustbin yet in life.
1 Girl:
Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo
Smart
Khubsurt
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
Naik
Ho


2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni

"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...
Yaar T.v On Karu Jaldi .. Amitabh Bachan Died .




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In SHOLAY , DEEWAR , AAKHRI RASTA , MUQADAR KA SIKANDAR, SHAKTI .
u r the biggest FOOL on this planet...
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upar bol diya na.?
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhoond rahe ho?
Reality Of OUR COUNTRY

Most of the 1st class passed students get... technical seats; Some become Doctors & some become Engineers.

The 2nd class passed
students pass MBA & become Administrator & control the 1st class.

The 3rd class passed students enter in to Politics & become Minister & control both.

Last but not least

The failure joins

"UNDERWORLD"

&

Control all the Above
A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"

Now How True is it!
the office boy enters boss''s office
i think its ur phone sir

boss- how do u know??

well a voice said
is that you, u old fool.