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Boy: Larkiyan Peps
Boy: Larkiyan Peps
Boy: Larkiyan Pepsi Ki Tara Hain Jitna Pio DIl Nahi Bharta
Girl: Larke Wisky Ki Tara Hain Jab Chahrnay Lagte hain tu khatam ho jate hain
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May, 22 2010
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Chand Or Main..
Chand
Or
Main..
Dono Ka Ek Sa
Muqaddar Hai..
Wo Asman Pe
Tanha To Main
Zameen Pe Akela..
Wo Roshni Mangay
Suraj Se..
Or Main Mohtaj
Houn K.E.S.C?
A Great Thinker Once Said -
A Great Thinker Once Said -
A Man With His Tool In A Woman''s Mouth...
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Can Also Be A
D E N T I S T!
Tiger Kills Goat
Tiger Kills Goat
Hippopotamus Saw It. . .
Tiger Asks Hippo Not To Tell This In Court.
Hippo Refuses. . .!
Tiger Asks: Why ?
Hippo Said:
Coz
''''HIPS DON''T LIE'''' ;->
There is a ruler named
There is a ruler named Aman Singh who is a playboy. He decides to have only women in his city and that too, under the name "Shanti Devi."
To bolo Aman Singh ke city ka anthem kya hai?!
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Socho, socho!!
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-Nahin pata... arey zor daalo na!
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"yeh sheher hai AMAN ka... yahan ki fiza hai nirali... yahan pe sab SHANTI SHANTI hai"
Keep It In The Cow
How Can You Delay
Milk Turning Sour .... ???
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Keep It In The Cow ... =P ;)
sharif larki
~SHARIF LARKi~
khabardar! Jo Ainda agar mera peecha kia to,,,
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Woh saamney wali gali mein white gate wala mera ghar hai... ;->
someone says whisky hotihai risky,
someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers
Question: Suna he k:
Question:
Suna he k:
Qurbani K janwar Ko chand-raat me Chhuriyan nazar ati hein
agar ye such hy
to
larkiyon ko mehndi ki raat ko kia nazar ata hoga?
Reply me
A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF
A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF
GF(After Opening)
What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?
BF : U Wanted Stars Na?
Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!
Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
2nd Pathan:
Hahahaha
Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main
Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi
Aye Ga... ;->
Thak Thak. G Kon?
Thak
Thak
Thak.
G Kon?
Ghar K Maalik Kahan Hain?
Servant:Wo Safr Per Gaye Hain.
Acha..!!
Kya Aram Or Tafreeh K Liay Gaye Hain?"
Servant: Nahi Sir, Meray Khyal Me Nahi,
Kyun K Begum Sahiba Bhi Saath Gai Hain"
*@Happy 1st JANUARY@*
*@Happy 1st JANUARY@*
Aaj k din Quaid-e-Azam porey 7 din k ho gaye thay... =P =D
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