Boy: Larkiyan Peps

Boy: Larkiyan Peps
Boy: Larkiyan Pepsi Ki Tara Hain Jitna Pio DIl Nahi Bharta

Girl: Larke Wisky Ki Tara Hain Jab Chahrnay Lagte hain tu khatam ho jate hain
  

May, 22 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     3325 views       Funny

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Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai..








































Choro mobile wapas rakh do
erada change ho gya
Phir kabhi...
God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”
Agar koi achha sa Msg he to use Jaldi Se
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Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do.
Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaaye,
Kanjoos.
Dunya ka sab se Romentic Mulk kon sa hai??????
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Pakistan Kyun?
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kyun ka yahan har ghar me
rozana candle light dinner hoti hai.
thank you Wapda
Qayamat k din farishtoo nay sheets detay howay logo say kaha k apnay apnay gunah likho, jab sab likh chukay tu Tumhari awaaz aai Extra Sheet Please..!!
In akhon se sapne churaya na karo

Hamari DOSTi ko azmaya na karo

Tumhare aik sms k badle 100 calls kar doon

Par shart ye hy k tum fone uthaya na karo.
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D


~> Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"

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~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!"
Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.
''hame to sms ne loota call mein kaha dum tha mere sms wha ponche jin kanjooso ke pass bal nhe tha''
If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane,
which one would hit
the ground first?




























Who Cares?? ..... ;->
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kia talash kr

rahy ho! Sirf

happy ( khush )

raho :)