Boy: Larkiyan Peps

Boy: Larkiyan Pepsi Ki Tara Hain Jitna Pio DIl Nahi Bharta

Girl: Larke Wisky Ki Tara Hain Jab Chahrnay Lagte hain tu khatam ho jate hain

May, 22 2010 139 chars (1 sms) 3575 views Funny

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Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...

Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...

Of c0urse U kn0w the first 0ne :)

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Its keeping ur m0uth shut !! :D

1 Chor K Bachay

1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se
Cake Chori Kr K Khaya To
Chor Ne Apnay Betay Ko Buhat Maara,

Cake Chori Krnay Per Nahi,
Unglioon K Nishaan Chornay Per

Modern Dictionary:

Modern Dictionary:

*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.

*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.

*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.

*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.

*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.

*College: Tafre Gah,

*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband:Sure, what are my choices?

Wife :Yes and no. . . ;->

atleast once in a da

Atleast once in a day,
Millions of
People in
this World
stand on
Single Leg!

Guess when?

Don''t know?

Its easy!

While wearing CHADDI... =P ;->

Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,

Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,

Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,

Fir Bi Uska Balance Jaraha Tha..

Kaise?

Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na!

Bathmeez

Bathmeez
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,
Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR
Miss u mere YAAR

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apka SMS laane k liye apna pvt. helicopter Bhej Raha Hu
Ab to KANJUSI chod do
plz''

Free Stay Free Dinner

Free Stay
Free Dinner
Free Lunch
Free Security

To Avil Dis Pack Just Call On 15"
And Say"

I''m Responsible 4r
Lahore "BLAST"!!

Teri sorat arz kya hay k

Teri sorat

arz kya hay k

teri sorat...

Teri sorat mere dil mai kuch is tra se bus gai

Jese chotay say drwazay main moti anti phas gai..

Ek Faqeer Bachi Se

Ek Faqeer Bachi Se

ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta

Bachi
Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti

Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat

Bachi
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen

Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat
Ab Maaf Karo Baba

Wife Pointing At

Wife Pointing At A Couple Next Door Says To Her Husband: Look At Him He Kisses Her All The Time, U Cudn’t Do That ? ? ?
Husband I tried But She Slapped Me . . .

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