Boy: Larkiyan Peps

Boy: Larkiyan Peps
Boy: Larkiyan Pepsi Ki Tara Hain Jitna Pio DIl Nahi Bharta

Girl: Larke Wisky Ki Tara Hain Jab Chahrnay Lagte hain tu khatam ho jate hain
  

May, 22 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     2602 views       Funny

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app ko sil ki gahraioon se


















fitay moun
Aap Ki Chahat Ki Qadar Kartay Hay,

Salam Aap Ki chahat Ki Nazar Kartay Hay,

Jo Kartay Hay Wafa Hum Say,

Jaan Apni Hum Un Ki Nazar Kartay Hay.
Aaj boht dino k baad kissi ko ankh mari hai,
aur jawaban pardi aik sandal karari hai,

a mehboob kaisay sahein ghey hum ghum terey,
Tu vessey hee hum sey 80 kilo ziada bari hai,

na poocho mein kitna dat jata hoon apni baat par,
sandal kha k b kehta hoon "Episode Jaari hai"
Chand per ap ka naam likney ko jee chahta hay
Laykin pehli baat tu yeh hay k mera hath nahi jata hay
Aur dosri baat yeh k yeh khayal mughey sirf doophar main he aata hay
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
Saveray jaldi uth k,Naha k,Saf Jay kapre pa k,Msjid ja,ALAH agay sajde pay k,Akhan band kar k,Sache Dil nal puch,"MOLA jadon tusi aqal vandi, main kithe c"

~Todays FACT~


Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
Stolen From Public Libraries... ;->
Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?


Bcoz..


Baba Ramdev Said


"Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!"
Ek Din 1 Farishta Janwaroo Ko Unki Zat Bata Raha Tha
Sher-Jutt
Cheeta-Rajput
Hathi-Butt
Zebra-MAlik
Khota-Pathan
Khota Replid O Pai Jee Mai Khota hi Theek Aan


Larky ki Izzat Mitti Main Mil Jati Hai,
Jab Koi Larki Usey Sar-e-Aam Tamacha Maar dey.


Magar Ladki ki Izzat Aur Nazuk Hoti Hai.
Uske Liye Sar-e-Aam Chumna Kaafi Hai!

~William Innocent Nargis.
''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''
Sagai Aur Shaadi Ke Beech Waqt Kyun Hota Hai?





Ans: Kyonki Koi Ye Na Keh Sake Ki Durghatna Se Pehle Bachne Ka Humare Paas Waqt Nai Tha