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Boy: Larkiyan Peps
Boy: Larkiyan Peps
Boy: Larkiyan Pepsi Ki Tara Hain Jitna Pio DIl Nahi Bharta
Girl: Larke Wisky Ki Tara Hain Jab Chahrnay Lagte hain tu khatam ho jate hain
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May, 22 2010
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1st Friend:
1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell. . . ;->
Mama: Beta khaana Khaogay?
Mama: Beta khaana Khaogay?
Beta: Nhi
Mama: Acha Mithae khaogay?
Beta: Nhi
Mama: Acha Icecream?
Beta: Nhi
Mama: Chocolate?
Beta: Nhi naaaaa
Mama: Baap pe gaya hai THAPPAR hee khayga.....
|| R.E.A.L.I.T.Y ||~
|| R.E.A.L.I.T.Y ||~
A Painter Was Famous Due 2 His Reality In Photo,
Tourist Askd 4om Him:In D¡S Foto Nobody Has Been Working,
While U''ve Written Below"View Of Work In Government Office"
Painter Answerd:This Iz Reality. . . . . . .;->
Q: Agar 1 door per
Q: Agar 1 door per kutta bhonk raha ho orr dosre door p biwi chilla
rahe ho tu ap pehle konsa door kholen g?
A: Kutte wala door coz kutta andar akar bhonkna band kar de g
Sardar''s Interview 4 New Job
Sardar''s Interview 4
New Job
Interviewer: Wht Did
U Do B4 ?
Sardar: I Was In Army
Iterviewer: How Long
Were U In Army ?
Sardar: Five Foot
Eleven Inch ...
HazrAAt Eik ZArori ELAAn SuniyE . .
HazrAAt Eik ZArori ELAAn SuniyE . . .
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HAzrAAt DemAgh kA ELaAj kArwAiyE ELAAN sunA jAtA hAi
PArhA nhi jAtA.. ;->
funny quote on a married guys t shirt
Funny Quote on a married guy''s T-shirt.
All Women Are
Devils &
I Married Their Queen. :-)
Always listen to your wife
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :
99% Sound and 1% Advice….
Purana Loha Becho
Purana Loha Becho
Teen Dabbay Becho
Sookhi Roti Becho
Plastic ki jootiyan beacho
Raddi Akhbar Becho
Aur
Un Paison Se Balance Dalva K SMS Tou Bhejo. . .
AiSi kN sI cHeEz HaI J
AiSi kN sI cHeEz HaI Jo INsAn pAnI MaI khA sAktA HaI
SoCho
s0cHo
sIMpLe
JaN|x
GoOatA . . . ;->
Aj me bohat udas hon
Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary
lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p
Ek Bus Conductar
Ek Bus Conductar
Ki
Shaadi Ho
Rahi
Thi,
Wo
Stage
Pe
Sofay
Pe
Bethe
Hue
Apni Dulhan
Se
Bola="Zara Idhar
Ho
Kar
Betho Baji
ye 3 ki seat hay.
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