Boy: Larkiyan Peps

Boy: Larkiyan Peps
Boy: Larkiyan Pepsi Ki Tara Hain Jitna Pio DIl Nahi Bharta

Girl: Larke Wisky Ki Tara Hain Jab Chahrnay Lagte hain tu khatam ho jate hain
  

May, 22 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     2697 views       Funny

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Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa...





Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 "Cow"
Zibah Kardi..;-)!
Paper Aur Thaper mEin kya fark Hai?






Think think...






I know u can Think this,







Abbey





Itena mat soch kha ka dekhle :
Rules ®ulations for college
1) Never make noise in class respect the fact that others are sleeping.

2) Keep the college clean so stay away.

3) Always take books cos u dnt get pillow to help u sleep well.

4) Never be early to class or else no one will notice u.....

*The only mantra U SHOULD believe is "though hard work hasn''t killed anybody but why take a chance".

*Should always copy assignment,lab etc.
Never even spare a thought of doing them on ur own
"LUCKNOW" Me 2
Bachey Aapas Me Larr
Rahe Thy ...

1st Ne 2nd Se Kaha:
Dekhiye Janab ! Agr Aap
Humari Baat Nhi Mane''n
Gy Tou Hum Aap k
Walid-e-Mohtaram Ki Shan
Me Ghustakhana Kalmat
Pesh Kare''n Gy

2nd: Tou Hum Aap k
Rukhsar-e-Mubarak Pe
Aisa Tamaancha Baja
Laye''n Gy k Gaal Gulaab
Ki Patti Ki Trha Chamakne
Lagy Ga .. ;->
2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.

Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite
Pehle Log 8 Ruoee Wali Botte Peete Thay

Ab 800 Wali Peete Hain



Farq Tou Para Hai

GEO MUSHARAF . . . ;->
Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard

Girl to Boy: Hum apney betay ka naam kia rakhain gey?

Boy!

Very Simple..
Ager shadi se pehley hoa to..
Asif Zardari,

Oor ager baad main hua to Nawaz Sharief..:-)
Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"

Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend : Kaise ?

Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...

"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"



PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,

SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai

PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.
Happy Summer season

With great Offers

Mota Mota Machar

Lots of Makhiaan

And

Long Time Load Shading

Enjoy it and Keep smiling


Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,

Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.

Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.

AAL IZ WELL.

AAL IZ WELL. :-)