BaChA: YeH TeRa PaKiStAn hAi yA mErA PaKisTaN hAi?
PAPA: bEtA nA yEh TeRa PaKiStAn hAi Na yEh MeRa PakiStAn hAi, yE uS kA PakiStAn hAi jO SaDDaR-E-pAkiStAn hAi
Sardar proposed his BoSs daughter.
BoSs: Jitni teri pay hai us me to meri beti k lye toilet paper b nahi ayega.
Sardar: Jay inni potti krdi ay te fir reyn do.
''''phele bhunwa k khaein kaleji ki botian
mshooq ne dikar li phir dekh bhal kay
is mein qasoor aashiq-e-marhoom ka b tha
kaghaz rakh dia tha kaleeja nikal k..''''
Pota: Dadaji, Aap Ke Saare Daant Hain, Lekin Daadi Ji Ke Ek Bhi Nahi, Aisa Kyun? Dada: Beta Baat Aisi Hai, Main Doodh Bahut Peeta Tha Aur Teri Daadi Ganna Bahut Choosti Thi. Samjhdar Like Kare