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BaChA: YeH TeRa PaKiStAn hAi yA mErA PaKisTaN hAi?
PAPA: bEtA nA yEh TeRa PaKiStAn hAi Na yEh MeRa PakiStAn hAi, yE uS kA PakiStAn hAi jO SaDDaR-E-pAkiStAn hAi
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May, 17 2010
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1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,
1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,
wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:
Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.
>> A brave guy pulled
>> A brave guy pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
>> still he was in jail.......why?
>> coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
An Excellent Road Sentence
An Excellent Road Sentence Written on National Highway:
"Go Slow, Unless You Have An Urgent Appointment With GOD ... !" ;)
what brand of tea
what brand of tea do people like the most!!!
Prei-tea!
A recently fired
A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
Teacher:
Teacher:
ITFAQ Ko Jumle Main Istamal Kro...,
Student:
Mere ABU & AMI
Ke "SHADI" ITFAQ Se Aik He
Din Hvi...... :-D
1 Pakistani dozakh se nikla
1 Pakistani
dozakh se nikla
or chup ker
Janat mai
chala gia
Farishton ne
pakerna chaha to
Cheekh ker bola
Koi paas na aye
werna
Khudkush
dhmaka kr donga ;->
Very important health tips only for u.
Very important health tips only for u.
dont eat
pizzas,samosay dahi baray,ice cream,chocolate,
&
sandwich
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WITHOUT
ME,,
on this special day
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.
And
I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
Why Do We Dress Baby
Why Do We Dress Baby
Girl In Pink
And
Baby Boys In Blue ... ??
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Because
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They Can''t Dress
Themselves ... ;->
t r u t h of
~ T r u t h ~
Of Every Ten (10)
Person
Who Talk About You
Nine (9) Will Say
Something Bad
&
The Tenth (10th) Will
Say Something Good In
A Bad Way ... ;->
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