BaChA:

BaChA: YeH TeRa PaKiStAn hAi yA mErA PaKisTaN hAi?
PAPA: bEtA nA yEh TeRa PaKiStAn hAi Na yEh MeRa PakiStAn hAi, yE uS kA PakiStAn hAi jO SaDDaR-E-pAkiStAn hAi

May, 17 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 3173 views Funny

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Dr. Buzrg Mareez Se...

Dr. Buzrg Mareez Se...

Main Tme Aesi Dawa Dun Ga K Tm Jawan Ho Jao Ge

Buzrg Mareez : O Mere Khudaa Toh Main Apni Pension Kese Loon Ga

A DUA...

A DUA...
tujHe khushiYan aise milen jEse MUSHRAF ko galiYan.
Teri zindgi se gum aise khatm hon jise NARGIS ki haya.
or
tujhe BABRA SHRIF jEsa sabr mile.
tuje shohrat aisI mile jise MUKHTAARA MAI ko mili.
Tujhe health aise mile jEse SINGETA ko.
apke din aise phre jise NISEBO k.
Koi aur dua.....???

''Arz kiya hai Teri soorat meri a

''Arz kiya hai
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Wah Wah Wah
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Jaisay chotay se raksha main moti Aunty phans gayi.''

PATHAN...

Aey Eid Key Chand! Keyun karta hai tu ham ko pareshan

Tujhay dekhne ke liye baichain hain ham aur mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman

Tujhay daikh nahi pate poray Pakistan key insan

Per Kahan say dohnd leta hai tujhay Peshawar ka Pathan,

Mere mobile ka accident

Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki
botle chadani padegi,
so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....

yaaar tv chck kr b

Yaaar T.V chck Kr
Parvez Musharraf Ne Duubara Wardi ChahrhaLi Hy

Ek Aur Bana Dya

Happy April Fool In Advance ;->

Aankho Me Aasu Aa Jate Hai

Aankho Me Aasu Aa Jate Hai

Fir Bhi Labo Pe Hasi Rakhni Padti Hai,

Ye Haal Tab Hota Hai Yaaro,Jab

Lambe Safar Me Su-Su Rokni Padti Hai

Once a Lady was drinking COKE,

Once a Lady was drinking COKE,
MACHAR falls in ,Lady takes it out.
Machar Says MAA!
Lady asks why did u cal me MAA?
Machar says" Main teri COKE se nika hoon"

ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy

...NaYa FunDa...

ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P

Meera says about Sania and Shoaib

Meera says about Sania and Shoaib:

" Main bohat khush hun that both are

"Sports MAN:-D"

Aik hotel mein naye

Aik hotel mein naye Shadi Shuda Jorey ke liye hidayat darj thi:

"Khirki par parde dal dijey...Aap ka piyar andha ho sakta hy...Magar Aap ka Parosi Nahi.."

"B.v Apne Shohar Ki Tareef Kb Krti Hy" 1

"B.v Apne Shohar Ki Tareef Kb Krti Hy" 1
Aadmi ne Apne Dost Se Poocha

Dost: Jb Shohar Chorh Jaye

"Kia Mtlb?" Aadmi Ne Poocha

Dost: Mtlb Ye K Bht Kch Chorh Jaye ... ;->

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