BaChA:

BaChA: YeH TeRa PaKiStAn hAi yA mErA PaKisTaN hAi?
PAPA: bEtA nA yEh TeRa PaKiStAn hAi Na yEh MeRa PakiStAn hAi, yE uS kA PakiStAn hAi jO SaDDaR-E-pAkiStAn hAi

May, 17 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 3161 views Funny

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Wife Husband Se Phone Par:

Wife Husband Se Phone Par:

Hamaray Bachay Ko Current Laga Hua Hai,

Aap Jaldi Aa Jain.??

Husband: JAN Tension Mat Jo

Jitni Dair Main Ghar Aaon Ga

Light Ja Chuki Ho Gi

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

lagaan remix 2020

Lagaan Remix 2020
Climax Scene:

1 ball 24 runs needed.

Bowler bowls

Aamir hits

Ball splits into 4 pieces.

All pieces go for 6''s

Aamir Wins...

MIND IT ;->

Khush Ho Jao

Khush Ho Jao

Bhangra Dalo

Cityan Maro

Table Bajao

Takrain Maro

Phir Pankhay Par Latak Jao

Gol Gol Ghomo

Aaj Rat

Han Aj Raat

12 Nahi Bajainge. ;->

Heer Ranjhey Se Pyar Mai

Heer Ranjhey Se Pyar Main

''''Mera Gulla
Mera Munna
MEra Sona
Mera Gugloo''''
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Ranjha Heer Se: ''''Meri Mashooqa Ban, Maa Na Ban'''' ;-

''Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To

''Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To Teacher Kehta Hai K
Write An Essay On
“My Friend”
5 Times. . .
Or Agr Government Student Mistake Kray To Master Subah 8:30 Murga Bnata Hai,Or 2:00 BJAY Kehta Hai K Chalo Ab Dafa Ho Jao Chutti Ho Gai Hai.
Student Tang AA K Kehta Hai Sir 30 Mints Or Ruk Jain,
Master:KYUN?
Student:Sir [...]''

Dr had twinS, namd Tin & Martin"

Dr had twinS, namd
Tin & Martin"

Again twins, namd
peter & Repeater

Again twins
MAx & climax

Again had twins, she got
fedup & namd

"Stop & Fullstop"

1 Chor K Bachay

1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se
Cake Chori Kr K Khaya To
Chor Ne Apnay Betay Ko Buhat Maara,

Cake Chori Krnay Per Nahi,
Unglioon K Nishaan Chornay Per

Zara sochoo .

Zara sochoo .. agar SMS recieve karne k paise lagte to kaya hota??
to ..Aap jaise log mera khoon karne ka plan bana chuke hote !!

ye watan humara hai

Ye Watan Humara Hai...

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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-)

An interviewer to an engg

An interviewer to an engg student:"what is engg"

student:,#@! #@#$#

Interviewer: Mujhe kuch samajh mein nahi aaya

Student:Same is the situation here

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

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