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Lost my HB pencil with a
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Lost my HB pencil with a
Lost my HB pencil with a
Lost my HB pencil with a rubber attached.
The pencil costs Rs.3/.
Warid has agreed to give me one paisa if you
forward this SMS(1 paisa per scrap).
If you have heart and want to help a poor child in
need, plz fwd it to atleast 10 friends.
Please don''t neglect.
Otherwise my dad will scold me. If you forward this
then your life will change for ever.
Your dream will come true tonight at 11.55.
If u dont forward, u''ll fail in ur exams
plz... hlp me
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