Lost my HB pencil with a

Lost my HB pencil with a rubber attached.

The pencil costs Rs.3/.

Warid has agreed to give me one paisa if you

forward this SMS(1 paisa per scrap).

If you have heart and want to help a poor child in

need, plz fwd it to atleast 10 friends.

Please don''t neglect.

Otherwise my dad will scold me. If you forward this

then your life will change for ever.

Your dream will come true tonight at 11.55.

If u dont forward, u''ll fail in ur exams

plz... hlp me

May, 20 2010 484 chars (4 sms) 2223 views Funny

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Award 4 best actor male.. Nominations R!

Award 4 best actor male..
Nominations R!

1 Shahrukh Khan
2 Salman Khan
3 Hritak Roshan
4 Saif Ali Khan
5 Shahid Kapoor

n the award goes 2

Altaaf Husain ;->

jab tak zinda raha

Jab Tak Zinda Raha.

Msg Karta Rahonga.

Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya.

Balke.

Samajh Lena,
K
Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)

remix version of twist

Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,
Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)
N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.

biggest mystery of m

Biggest Mystery of Maths:

1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crores of formulas made,

But stil...

X is unknown!!!

admi malik makan say;ap k maka

admi malik makan say;ap k makan may jaga jaga chohy nachty hy! malik makan' To 5000/ main kia madhori a k nachy gi.

1 Pathan Ki 10 Betiya''n Thi''n,

1 Pathan Ki
10 Betiya''n Thi''n,

Phir Ja Kar Us K Haan 1 Beta Hua

Pathan Ne Us Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga?

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Zarurat Khan =P ;)

Ur like a target dat

Ur like a target dat I always try 2 aim at. How I wish I cud aim u at d heart. But evrytime I fail, I fil so sad. U know y? Its bcoz I always end up missin u.

how can you tell wh

How Can You Tell
When A Lawyer Is
Lying ... ?

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Whenever
You See His Lips
Moving ... ;->

Ek Din 1 Farishta

Ek Din 1 Farishta Janwaroo Ko Unki Zat Bata Raha Tha
Sher-Jutt
Cheeta-Rajput
Hathi-Butt
Zebra-MAlik
Khota-Pathan
Khota Replid O Pai Jee Mai Khota hi Theek Aan

Meaning of PAKISTAN

Meaning of PAKISTAN

P. Pyaar
A. Aman
K. Khushhaali
I. Insaaf
S. Shaanti
T. Tarakki
A. Aazaad adliya
N. Not available here.

Do andhay apas main baten kr rhe thay..

Do andhay apas main baten kr rhe thay..
ek ne dusre se pucha tm ne MenaR-e-PakistaN daikha hai..?
dusre ne kaha han jub me london ki sair ko gaya tha tab daikha tha..

Sunnys Teacher Sent

Sunnys Teacher Sent A Note Home To His Mother Saying,

Sunny Seems To Be A Very Bright Boy But Spends Too Much Of His Time Thinking About Girls.

The Mother Wrote Back The Next Day,

If You Find A Solution,

Please Advise.

I Have The Same Problem With His Father

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