Lost my HB pencil with a

Lost my HB pencil with a rubber attached.

The pencil costs Rs.3/.

Warid has agreed to give me one paisa if you

forward this SMS(1 paisa per scrap).

If you have heart and want to help a poor child in

need, plz fwd it to atleast 10 friends.

Please don''t neglect.

Otherwise my dad will scold me. If you forward this

then your life will change for ever.

Your dream will come true tonight at 11.55.

If u dont forward, u''ll fail in ur exams

plz... hlp me

May, 20 2010 484 chars (4 sms) 2229 views Funny

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Reaction of Girs Wen

Reaction of Girs Wen they loose their purse

Poor girls
My Money

Rich Girls
My Debit card

Beautiful Girls
O shit aus main Hamy ki Pic thi

2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...

Pathan to another Pathan: Yara suna hai 2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...?

2nd Pathan: Aisa nahi hoga Qk maine kal Washing Machine khareeda hai us pe 2014 tak ka Gaurantee hai.

bvap nay pichlay sa

Bv:ap nay pichlay sal eid par
meri ami ko lohay ki kursi di the.
Is saal kia irada ha.
Shohar: is saal us main
current chornay ka irada ha. :->

Behind Every

Behind Every
Successful Man
There Is A WOMAN...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
So, Dont Try N Waste Time

To Gain SUCCESS

Just Find A WOMAN..

Smiling Is The 2nd Best Thng

Smiling Is The 2nd Best Thng
U Can Do Wid Ur Lips.
Ofcourse U Know The First
.
.
.
.
..
.
.
.
.
.
Dont Think Wierd, Stupid..
Its Keeping Your Mouth Shut ;->

jis shAkh pe charAy

jis shAkh pe charAy thay GHALIB Aam churaNe.

Wo shakh Be WafA hogaye.

Aisay giray zameen ki Agosh main,

Taang jisAm se juda Ho gaye

......ali..........

Ladies N Gentalmen

Ladies
N
Gentalmen
Please
Put
Ur
Handz
Together
For
Clap
ND
Welcome
Dis
Outstanding
Sms
To
Ur
Inbox
By
Brillant
Txter..;->

Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain

Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain

Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain

Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain

Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain. :p

One Day Teeth and Tongue

One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..

Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"

Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->

1st Girl Proudly Says:

1st Girl Proudly Says: Meri To Her Sans Par Ek Insan Marta Hai!

2nd Girl: Yaar Tum Acha Tooth Paste Kyoun Istemal Nahi Karti ;-)

Bow

Bow

Boow

Gurr

Bow Bow

Bowwwooo

Bow Bow Bowoo

Bow Bowoooo

O.K Ur Training Is Completed,
Now Go And Stand In Front Of D Gate

height of a music lover

height of a music lover--

"a man keeps his ears on the keyhole to listen wat the gal is singin in the bathroom whr he can peep onto dis"

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