Lost my HB pencil with a

Lost my HB pencil with a rubber attached.

The pencil costs Rs.3/.

Warid has agreed to give me one paisa if you

forward this SMS(1 paisa per scrap).

If you have heart and want to help a poor child in

need, plz fwd it to atleast 10 friends.

Please don''t neglect.

Otherwise my dad will scold me. If you forward this

then your life will change for ever.

Your dream will come true tonight at 11.55.

If u dont forward, u''ll fail in ur exams

plz... hlp me

May, 20 2010 484 chars (4 sms) 2605 views Funny

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What''s Te Difference Between

What''s Te Difference Between Poison And Alcohol ... ???

If U Drink Alcohol

U Will Dance Around People

If U Drink Poison

People Will Dance Around You ;->

Masjid ki deewar pe

Masjid ki deewar pe lekha tha ager ap Gunnah se tang aa gaye hain tu Andar a jaye.
Is ke neachay lipstick se lekha tha .. ager nahi tu samnay wale ghar main aa jaye

''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k Haq main Dua kerta hy

''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k
Haq main Dua kerta hy
to wo dua is k Dost se
pehly is k apny Haq m
Kabol hoti hai
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Allah kary Tumari Shadi jaldi ho jay.''

Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting ;-

Erz Kiya hai..Haseeno

Erz Kiya hai..Haseeno na niklo ghar say mera dil beqrar hota hai.....per kiya kerun us waqt Mera Abba v naal hota hai!

Santa found answer to the

Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

"Aap Ki Kahani Humarai Zabani"

"Aap Ki Kahani
Humarai Zabani"

Aap k Paas Dimagh Hy
Chalta Nhi Wo Alag
Baat Hy

Aap Smart Hyn,
Koi Manta Nhi Alag
Baat Hy

Aap Ameer Hyn,
Kanjus Hyn Wo Alag
Baath Hy

Aap Shareef Hyn,
Laagte Nhi Wo Alag
Baat Hy

Aap Paas Cell Fone Hy
Call Nhi Krte Alag
Baat Hy

Kafi Izzat Hy Aap Ki
Koi Krta Nhi Ye Alag
Baat Hy ... ;-

Haseen Tum Ho To Buray Hum B Nahi ,

Haseen Tum Ho To Buray Hum B Nahi ,

Mehlon Mein Tum Ho To Sarkon Py Hum B Nahi ,

Dosti Kar K Kehty Ho BUSY Hoon ,

Kaan KHOOL K Sun Lo VAILAY Hum B Nahi...

Do You Know The Best Way To Double Your Money. . . ?

Do You Know The Best Way To Double Your Money. . . ?

Dont Know

Ok

I Tell U . . .

Just Fold It And Put It In Your Pocket . . . ;->

what is depth of frendship?

what is depth of frendship?
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ITS when your best freind runs with your lover and you miss your best friend.

*"Elan-E-Aam"*,''

*"Elan-E-Aam"*,''

''*"Apni Zakaat"*''
Kheraat Sadqaat

Or

Qurbani ki Khaalen
Wapda Ko Dijiey

Is
Se Apko Akhrat
Me Ajjar

Or Dunia
Me Bijli MiLe Gi

Meri jhukki nazroon ko meri

Meri jhukki nazroon ko meri nafrat na samajh Faraz

Agar mujhe Khuda ka darr na hota to me bhi Imran Hashmi hota.... nafrat na samajh Faraz

Agar mujhe Khuda ka darr na hota to me bhi Imran Hashmi hota....

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