Teacher: Simon

Teacher: Simon
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother''s. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It''s the same dog!
  

May, 20 2010     144 chars (1 sms)     2645 views       Funny

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Osama asked from his brother,wots going on in ur life... his brother replied:''kabhi khushi kabhi gham''
wen same question was asked from Osama he replied:'' kabhi atom kabhi bomb''


What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p
''1 sharif admi shadi ke bad apni bv se bola:
Ajse tum hi meri zenat ho, izat ho, tamanna ho
Bivi:Mere lye bhi aj se ap hi Mohsin ho,Irfan ho, Zubair ho,Imran ho.''

Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
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wajah kya thi..??
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.
.
wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?
Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan,
Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?
Ans: 10%
bcoz
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Rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themselves =P ;->

TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?


Main naha rha hon



Tum naha rhe ho



Wo naha rhi hy

Ham sab naha rhe hyn

STUDENT:sir, ye

BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?


Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??
Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-)
Jis TRAIN mai
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LARKIYA safar kar
rahi ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?

SoCho!!!

its simple yaar..




























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ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ?