Teacher: Simon

Teacher: Simon
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother''s. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It''s the same dog!
  

May, 20 2010     144 chars (1 sms)     2762 views       Funny

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