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doctor to a kid ha
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doctor to a kid ha
doctor to a kid ha
Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?
Kid: Yes ... !
Doctor: When ... ?
Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->
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Modern, Obedient, Neat, Kind, Excellent,
Modern,
Obedient,
Neat,
Kind,
Excellent,
Young,
Hey! Thats me...
Pareshan mat ho is mai tumhra nam b ha...
Read the 1st alphabet of evry line.
pakistan me hua hun
Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He
Nurse Se bola
LIGHT AARAHI HAI?
Nurse: No
Bacha Bola:
Oh Shit
PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun.. ;->
Teacher:
Teacher: ''Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible''
One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the tube again''
Sardar 2 his wife
Sardar 2 his wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya!
Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao,
SArdar: Tu tension na ley,
...mein ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai:
Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??
Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??
2negroes Wearin Black Suit
Standin Infront F A White Wal
N Asking 4
a Color Phtograph
Husband asks:
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
sam i have changed
Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.
Ali : Good
So Does This One Work Better?
FuNnY bUt TrUe
FuNnY bUt TrUe
A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised. "
Marriage is a relationship
Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.
Surmey ki Factory
Pathan ki bivi ka rang boht kala tha,
Ek din bivi ne Orange Colour ki Saarhi pehni aur pucha: Kesi lag rahi hun?
.
.
Pathan: Aise jaise SURMEY ki Factory mein aag lagi ho.
If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane,
If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane,
which one would hit
the ground first?
Who Cares?? ..... ;->
FILM; "Destroy Pakistan "
FILM;
"Destroy Pakistan "
Hero:
President Bush
Co Hero:
Mushraf
Herion:
Condlisa Rise
Villan:
Osama bin laden
Scripted in:
USA
Pakistan
Character Actors:
N Shrif,Qazi,Imran,
Amin Fahim
Friendly y Apperance:
SAUDI king
Comedien:
sheikh Rashid
Suporting Actor:
Hamiid Karzai,
Molana Fazal-ur-Rehmn
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