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doctor to a kid ha
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doctor to a kid ha
doctor to a kid ha
Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?
Kid: Yes ... !
Doctor: When ... ?
Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->
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aam zindagi yaar p
Aam ZindAgi-
YaAr PlZ Kuch SmS to Bhej DiyA KAro.
MentOs ZindAgi-
Oye Bhutnike,BhikAri,KAmine,HArAmkhor BalaNce GaYA Tel Lene,Sms bhej.
wese tusi na.....
wese tusi na.....
Tusi
baray
cute,
smart,
intellegent,
nice,
loving,
caring,
dashing,
adorable,
marveellous,
attractive,
friendly,
or lovely
banday ka
msg parh
rahay ho!!!:)
AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI
Once A pig fell in luv with a chicken & they both kissed each other.
Nxt day
Pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu
AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI =P ;)
Shaadion Main Khaana
Shaadion Main Khaana Khaane K 2 Golden Rules..........
Rule # 1:
Pehli Baar Is Terha Khao K Doosri Baar Mile Ga Nahi
Rule # 2:
Doosri Baar Is Terha Khao k Pehli Baar khaya Nahi.....
Height of preence of mind...
Height of preence of mind...
Once a teacher asked student "Tell the bird''s name by seeing its legs".
Student replied ," I cannot tell".
Teacher said "You are fail,What''s your name?".
Student replied ...... "See my legs and tell my name"
shaadi wale din juta chhupane ki rasam
Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai
Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki
Ab B Waqt He
Nange Paao Bhag Jao.
Main Khud Bhi
Main Khud Bhi Usay Bhulana Chahta Hoon
Pappu. . . !!!
Pr Kya Karoon...
Ammi Roz Subha 7 Badaam Khila Deti Hain... ;->
Meaning of PAKISTAN
Meaning of PAKISTAN
P. Pyaar
A. Aman
K. Khushhaali
I. Insaaf
S. Shaanti
T. Tarakki
A. Aazaad adliya
N. Not available here.
AftEr thE rEs0uNdInG
AftEr
thE
rEs0uNdInG
sUcCeSs
oF
thE
INdIaN
bLoCk
buStEr
fILm"TaRaY zAmEeN pAY"
wE
pAkIsTaNiS
prEsEnT
"pAtRoL AaSmAn pAY"!
teacher dunia me ki
Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. Sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.
Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy
Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy
Uski ankhein sagar se b zada gehri hyn
Thak gya apne pyar ka izhar krte krte,
Täb pata chlä ullu ki path''thi behri hy!
Wo kon hain jo ucchal-ucchal k tayyar hot
Wo kon hain jo ucchal-ucchal k tayyar hote hain?
Apki baat nahi horahi janab,
AB SOCHEN,
OR SOCHEN,
BATAYEN NA!
NAHI-PATA?
"POPCORN"
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