doctor to a kid ha

doctor to a kid ha


Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?

Kid: Yes ... !

Doctor: When ... ?

Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->
  

May, 06 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     2581 views       Funny

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Tab MOBILE Tha Kya?
Kabhi Tu Thora Dimagh Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!
Bas sms parhne ki jaldi lagi hoti hai.
PATHAN 100 K note par likha Numbre dial kar raha tha
DOST:Ye kya kar rhe ho...?
PATHAN:Mai dekh raha tha Quaid-e-Azam ka mobile ab kis k pas hay.....
patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai
Women :Sir,Main Apne Larke Ka Naam Kiya Rakhon?
Sir,Iska Naam Peter Rakh Do..!
Women:Mera Doosra Larka Bhi Hai jo Iska Twin Hai..
Main Us Ka Naam Kiya Rakhoon?
Sir:Uska Naam Repeter Rakh do.
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake

Suddenly Male Snake Turned

&

Started Singing

Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma

Arz kia hy...


AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...




AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...


Wah.. Wah..
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AAJA AAJA DIL NICHORE... ;->
Who Played The Double Role In Film "Sholay"........?
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Think
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Film Tou dekhi ho gi
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Nahi Pata
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King George
Aray Wohi Jo Amitabh K Coin k Dono Side Pe Tha....... :)
Wife : Luk A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen

N He Is Eating D Cake Prepared By Me

Husband: Whom Shud I Cal

Now Police Or Ambulance..


A leaf which falls from d tree is at d mercy of wind,
it goes wherever wind takes it..

be d wind 2 drive others,
not d leaf to be driven by others.!
Boy: Har Roz Subha 25 Larkiya''n Mera Intizaar Krti Hyn ! ! !

Girl; Aap Tou Bari Cheez Hyn Koi

Boy : Bas Yaar Girls College Ki Van Ka Driver Hoon . . . ;->


A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
YuN to BohAt hAiN ZAmAne mEi sMs kArnE wALe "PAppu" , , ,

Woh Kehte hAiN
''''HumAyuN" kA AndAz-e-SeNdinG hE kuCh Or hAi.. =P ;->