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doctor to a kid ha
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doctor to a kid ha
doctor to a kid ha
Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?
Kid: Yes ... !
Doctor: When ... ?
Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->
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Garibon k lye"paktl"
Garibon k lye"paktl"
Knjuson k lye "Telenor"
Buzrgon or bachon k
lye "Jazz"
Lafngon k lye "ufone"
Lovely,Smart&Royal
people use krte hn
"WARID"
Dil badal na dena sim ki terha
Dil badal na dena sim ki terha
Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha
Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha
Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terha
jab tum aine ke paas
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful"
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
" aprilfool, aprilfool "
What Is difference
What Is difference Between Secretary and personal seceretary??
Secretory says good morning sir, While Persoonal secretory says OH GOD! its Morning sir
One day RAVAN
One day RAVAN went to disco...
aur woh behosh ho gaya,
due to shock..!
why...??
bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head.
sms packages band hony per
SMS Packages band hony per 4 log bohat khush hongay.
Socho Kon?
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1. Faraz
2. Pathan
3. Sardar
4. Aap Samajh To Gaye Hongay. :-)
Teacher: If u have
Teacher: If u have 12 choclates and u give 4 each to reena, meena and teena what will u have
Student: Three new girlfriends.... ;->
Jis tareh exam me
Jis tareh exam me
qustion assan hote hai
aur answer muskil,
usi tereh apke liye
msg padhna bahut assan he
per forward kerna bahut muskil,Na mumkin.
Friends balloons ki tarah hote hain,
Friends balloons ki tarah hote hain,
ek dafa hath se chhoot jain to wapas nahi ate
Is lia main sochta hon,
k
tumhari hawa nikal k apne pas he rakh lon!
nurse mubarak ho a
Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy
BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein
NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
Rose,Lotus,
Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai...
In a party a lady wanted
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
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