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Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?
Kid: Yes ... !
Doctor: When ... ?
Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->
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Pakistan In 2010 ...
Pakistan In 2010 ...
Ek Shaks Chilaya
Aa Gai
Aa Gai
Light Aa Gai ...
Dusra Shaks Kandhe
Pe Haath Rakhty Huey
''''Aisa Kch B Nhi , Ye Bas
Tumhara Wehem Hy Bhai'''' ;->
Chehre K Liye Mausami Ka Juice
Chehre K Liye Mausami Ka Juice
Sehat K Liye Apple Ka Juice
Rang Nikharne K Liye Anaar Ka Juice
Khush Rehne Ke Liye Sms Kar Kanjus
Teacher : "
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
''Girl to Doctor:
''Girl to Doctor:
Last time Aap ne Mera Abortion Kiya,
To Aap BLADE Ander Bhool Gaye Thy.
Mere 10 Dost na Mard ho Gaye,
8 k Khoon Nikal Aaya
Aur
19 ki Ungliyan Cut Gaien. :-D''
Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,
Hum Gaye Thay Un K Ghar,
Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,
Unki Ammi Ne Khola Darwaza
Hum Ghabra K Bolay Aunti
Taliban aa gaye hain cable katwa Lo!
pathan ki girlfriend
pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"
bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->
1 Chor K Bachay
1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se
Cake Chori Kr K Khaya To
Chor Ne Apnay Betay Ko Buhat Maara,
Cake Chori Krnay Per Nahi,
Unglioon K Nishaan Chornay Per
Phansi se pehle jailer
Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
bata teri akhri khuwaish kya hai?
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Pathan: bus punjab mei 1 khud kush hamla krny do...=P;->
BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ
BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ
KiTaBiEn UlAt PuLaT KaR K ChAlE JaTe Ho,
MaGaR AaJ TaK TuM AiK BhI
KiTaB NaHe Le KaR GaYe
LaRkA:JaNaB MaI ToU HaR
RoZ 1,Ya 2 KiTbIeN Le JaTa Ho Ab
ApP Ko PaTa NaHe
ChAlTa ToU MaI KiA KaRo . . . :-P;->
yeh soch kar paresha
Yeh soch kar pareshan hoon mai
"kal bhi bhutto zinda tha aaj bhi bhutto zinda hai"
DOSTO!
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Kia bhutto
"STAR PLUS"
mai kaam karta hai..=P;->
A Girl asks boy
A Girl asks boy: What do ya like in me ??
Boy: Those 2 big white balls having 2 little dots in it
Girl : What ?
Boy: yaar your Beautiful Eyes
''A baby mosquito
''A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
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Dad asked: “how did u feel?”
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It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”
Moral: Take evrything positively..
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