doctor to a kid ha

Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?

Kid: Yes ... !

Doctor: When ... ?

Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->

May, 06 2010 159 chars (1 sms) 3567 views Funny

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Flower dies,

Flower dies,

stories end,

songs fade,

memories r 4goten,

all things come to end,

but precious people like u,

. . . Chipak hi jate hain.

70 yr old man

70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.

1 pathan 12 floor pe

1 pathan 12 floor pe office me betha tha
1 admi aya or bola,Gul Khan tmhari beti bhag gayi
Ye sunte hi pthan ne 12 floor se jump lagadi
Niche girte waqt10th flor pr yad aya k hmara to koi beti hi nhi,5th flor pr yad aya k hmari to abi shadi hi ni hue or gir kr yad aya k hmara name to GUL KHAN hi nhi hy..

Biggest Mystery of Maths:

Biggest Mystery of Maths:

1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crores of formulas made,

But stil...

X is unknown!!!

Bus Rahne do

Zindagi mile itnay dhokay

chalo miti pao its ok.

Hun banda subah subah ki rola paawe

If Ever iN Your Life

If Ever iN Your Life U R Very Sad n Feel That U Have Lost Everything,
I''ll Come, Hold ur Hand, Take u 4 Walk oN a Bridge aNd Show u Where 2 Jump From . . . . :p

High Level Insult....

High Level Insult....

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.

Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)

u start wearing Earing

A man meets a frnd aftr a long time & notices he is wearing an earing.
"Wen did u start wearing Earing?"

Friend: Ever since my Wife found one in my Car!! ;->

Aaj “TOM & JERRY” ki barsi hai

Aaj “TOM & JERRY” ki barsi hai
un ki yaad mein
plz ye SMS kam se kum kisi
1 “CARTOON” ko zaroor send karo,
me ne apna farz pura ker dia.
ab aap ki baari

A Great JAPANESE Proverb

A Great JAPANESE Proverb:

"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it

&

Its PAKISTANI Version:

"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.... ;->

Boy:Aisa krte hain e

Boy:Aisa krte hain experiment ke tor pr shadi krte hn agr hmne mahsus kia k hm se ghalti hogai ha to hm hansi khushi alg hojain ge

Grl:Or ghälti ko pale gä kon?

Technologies Impact:-

Technologies Impact:-

Dad Emails :

Dear Son,

How Hv U Been?

Ur Mom & I R Fine.

We Miss U A Lot,

Plz Turnoff Ur PC & Come Downstairs 4 Dinner!

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