1 waqt tha ap k message aise ate the jaise kisi ne ap k sar pe pistol rakha howa hai
aur wo ap se message karwa raha hai magr ab lagta hai k us ne goli mar di.
I know its your birthday today..
I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel..
so I shall talk to you in person there,
because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
two frn are talking to each other
1st: kal tumhare pati pipe se apne flat mai ja rahe the.
2nd:haan pairon mai plaster k baad doctor ne unhe seediyan[stairs] chadne se mana kiya hai
