1 waqt tha

1 waqt tha
1 waqt tha ap k message aise ate the jaise kisi ne ap k sar pe pistol rakha howa hai
aur wo ap se message karwa raha hai magr ab lagta hai k us ne goli mar di.
  

Apr, 11 2014     160 chars (1 sms)     2905 views       Funny

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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Husband And Wife are Like two tyres of a vehicle.

Even if one punctures , the vehicle can''t move further

So intelegent men always carry a stephny with them . :)
Assi Jinnan da rah har ghari tak dey reh, O aaye tey ghari ghari, "Ghari" tak dey reh
Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.

Husband: U mean if i am on diet, i cant even look at the menu?
Dar Dar Phirte Han Gam E Ishq Ke Maare

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Laado Ke Lashkaraee
Jagg Magg Kapre Sareey


Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!


Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya...= p ;->
Plz,,,
HELP My Frnd....
Gul Khan
Gul khan boht pareshan hai...

Kya koi usay bta sakta he k ramzan ki jhandia kaha milti han ?
2 Pyaar Kerne Wale Jungle Main Kho Gaye . . .




































Chalo Ab Matti Pao, Ab Kon Dhoonde Jungle Main Ja Ker . . . ;->
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you''ll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you''ll become a
philosopher.
peshawar NDRA men pathano ke naam

Rishwat khan

Zillat khan

Mutafiq khan

Ajeeb khan

Hairat khan

Makan khan

Ma''loom khan

Pathjhar khan

Zameen khan

Akhrot khan
Shohar Biwi se
Tu Chandramukhi main surajmukhi
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi
chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi,main bhi sukhi
1 man shadi se pehle superman,
shadi ke baad gentleman,
10 saal baad watchman,
20 saal baad apne hi jaal me fasa spiderman.