1 waqt tha

1 waqt tha ap k message aise ate the jaise kisi ne ap k sar pe pistol rakha howa hai
aur wo ap se message karwa raha hai magr ab lagta hai k us ne goli mar di.

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0321 arab 63 crore 07 lakh 89

0321 arab 63 crore 07 lakh 89
thousand 3 rs only.

ye mera bank balance nahi he to
kya hua

mera mob no. to he.tum SMS karte
raho

Na wo iqrar karti hay.

Na wo iqrar karti hay.
Na wo pyar karti hay.
Larki cheeze hi aise hay.
balance k liye pyar karte hay.

Arz Kia Hai..

Arz Kia Hai..

Shaam Jawaan hai..

Wah Wah

Shaam Jawaan Hai..

Wah Wah

Gour Farmaiye Ga..

Shaam Jawaan Hai..

Aur Uska Baap Major Hai.... ;->

A SciEntiFic Question:

A SciEntiFic Question:

Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai?
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)

Keep the dictionary

Keep the dictionary on, on ur mobile. Then cover the LCD with ur hand & type 96802730204732803665

(HAPPY APRIL FOOL"S DAY!)

Har Safar me Aapka sath Hum denge

Har Safar me Aapka sath Hum denge,
Aapne Pyar ki saugat
Hum Denge,
Girne lage to hath hum denge,

Or

Na bhi gire to?

1 laat hum denge.

y do we have to learn dis?

In maths class

Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!

By all means marry.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you''ll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you''ll become a
philosopher.

Kid: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi ha

Kid:
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty chini daitay howa,
“acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?”

Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka

Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka Fan bahot slow hai?
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Guess? Kaise
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kyu ki… usay
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HAULE HAULE SE HAWA LAGTI HAI

I M a Y b E

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M a Y

b E

"b" "A" "d" !!!

B u T ...

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p E r F e C t L y

"G" o_O "d"

A t

I t ... [;->

Women :Sir,Main Apne

Women :Sir,Main Apne Larke Ka Naam Kiya Rakhon?
Sir,Iska Naam Peter Rakh Do..!
Women:Mera Doosra Larka Bhi Hai jo Iska Twin Hai..
Main Us Ka Naam Kiya Rakhoon?
Sir:Uska Naam Repeter Rakh do.

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