1 waqt tha

1 waqt tha
1 waqt tha ap k message aise ate the jaise kisi ne ap k sar pe pistol rakha howa hai
aur wo ap se message karwa raha hai magr ab lagta hai k us ne goli mar di.
  

Apr, 11 2014     160 chars (1 sms)     3164 views       Funny

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1 Dehati Red Dhoti or white
banyan main jaa raha tha:

kuch larkiyon ne daikha tu kaha:

oh "Red&White"


Dehati ne dhoti uthai or
Bola:





:King Size Filter"
''Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur''s Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"''


Meri jhukki nazroon ko meri nafrat na samajh Faraz



Agar mujhe Khuda ka darr na hota to me bhi Imran Hashmi hota....
Girl comes late to the class.
prof: y r u late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.
1 Aadmi Ko Darya K Duusri Taraf

Aata Piswaney Jana Tha

Tou Batao Wo Kis Terha Jaye Ga ???
































Jahil Soch Kia Rahe Ho

Aatey Ko Koi Piswata Hy Kia ??? ;->
''Na Pooch teri judai k lamhay mein kaise bitata hun

pani men SURF EXCEL mila k bulbuly banata hun

o O o
o O''

When Words Fail
Eyes Work . . . .







When Eyes Fail
Heart Works . . . .







When Heart Fails











Aby Scroll Kia Kr Raha Hai




Samajh K Tapak gaya Maamu ;->
A student was asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near school

He wrote: drive carefully so not kill the students


wait for the teachers


Boy: My Gf broke up wth me & sent me da Kissng pics of her & her new Bf..!!


Frnd: Oh..its 2 bad..!!


Boy: Yaa..I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad:D
Life Is Difficult, Full Of Trials, Sorrow, Pain . . .
When U Fall Down. . .
JusT Stand Up Straight . . . Be Confident . . .






And Say . . . . .








"OYE YE DHAKKA KIS NE DIA" . . . ;->

1 Murgha-Murghi Ki
Love Story

Murgha: I Love You

Murghi: Tum Mere Liye
Kia Ker Sakte Ho ?

Murgha: Kuch Bhi !!

Murghi: Chalo Phir 1
Anda De k Dikhao ... ;->
Maine Aaj Khwab Mai
Aap Ko 1 Naye Rup Me
Dkha

- Jo Har Insaan k Kaam
Aane Wala

- Jo Har Kisi Ka Bojh
Uthane Wala

- Jo Har Waqt Maar
Khane Wala










In Shrt
Ek Gadhe K Rup Me Dekha ;->