the museum curator c

the museum curator c
The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones.
He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!!
Have a great birthday
  

May, 03 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3420 views       Funny

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Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni khate ho?

Man: 12

Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.

Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma''m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!
2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.

First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,

Warna.


Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)


Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

boy-Long Drive Par..!!

girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?

boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga..
4 things bOys dO in exam hal:

1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinking''s 2stdy 4next exam-:-D
Dil chahta hai

chori karon
jhoot bolon
sharab peon
rishwat khaon
qatal karon,

aur

jail jaon.


Shayad is tarah kabhi, main bhi president pakistan ban jaon.!
Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER...
Dear MARIE!
Today is GOODDAY. I''m in GALA . U''ve made my life SOOPER.
I''m the PRINCE of ur heart.
I want to buy u BAKERY,
so u can give me a TREAT everyday. U''ve Krack''jacked my JAM HEART.
Now i''m in 50-50 position.
Plz i wana hav a PARTY with u.
Tumhara TIGER...!
Wishing u 12 months of happiness,
52 weeks of fun,
365 days of laughter,
8760 hrs of Gud luck,
525600 min of joy,
31536000 secs of success in 2005 & always
Tum




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logon se
dur rehna!!

Warna wo
b "biggar" jayenge... :p
Ye Sang-e-Mar Mar Sa
Tarasha Gora Badan


Boond Boond Pighalta
Shabab

Honto''n Se Laga K Dkho
Kashish Kesi Hy

Kambakht Ye
"VANILA ICE CREAM"
Cheez Hi Aisi Hy .. ;->
Arz he,
Samandar Me Gehraai
Ki Tarah

Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah

Khuda Kare Apki Girlfrnd Apko Rakhe


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Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah!!