the museum curator c

the museum curator c
The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones.
He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!!
Have a great birthday
  

May, 03 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2850 views       Funny

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Qalam do chaar jaib mein rakh leta hoon main. Mere ehbab mein iss se meri toqeer barhti hai. Parhne likhne ki to fursat nahin milti. Naala daal leta hoon jab bhi zarorat parti hai .
karti ha meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,pochti ha muj se ye mis FAKHIRA kon hai?banwaya jab mein n apna ID card,poch dala batate kuin nehi ye ab NADRA kon ha
1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR: Ap k fAthEr kYa kRtAY ThAy?
2nd: G Wo Jootay Bnatay ThAy.
1st:UnhoOn nE TumhAin Mochi Kyun Na BnAya?

DöOsRa bUhAT shIrmIndA Hua

After A wHiLE2nd asKd 4m

1st:aP K fAThr KYA krtAY ThAY?

1st:Wo Ek ShareEf iNsaAN ThAY.

2nd:uNhoOn nE ApKO ShArif kYun nA BnAya?
Arz kiya hai:Arz kiya hai:


Soch samajH k na ki shaadi jisne,
Usne jivan Bigaar liya,



Aur


SamAjh K ki jisne Shadi,
usney bhi kya Ukhar liyaa.... ;->
GEO SURVEY REPORT . . . .

Aaj Kal ''''MACHAR AUR MAKHIYAN'''' Din Raat Dekhe Ja Rahe Hyn


Humare Numainda GEO Ki Tafseelat K Mutabiq Un Ka Kehna Hai

''''Mehangai Ne Kamar Torr Di Hai
Is Liye Over Time Lagana Par Rha Hai''''


GEO MUSHARRAF Sab Ko Kaam Pe Laga Dia . . . ;-
Pathan:Dr sahab 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhaar huwa tha,

Dr:To ab kya huwa hai ?

Pathan:Aaj yahan se guzar raha tha socha aapse puch loon......"Aapne nahane ko mana kiya tha, Kya ab naha loon? "
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Presure cooker ne karhai se kaha: Itni kali ho koi cream qiun nahi use krti.Karhai: Main jitni b kali qiun na hon mujhe dekh kr seetiyan tu tum he martay ho!!
''Agar Koyi Achha Sa Msg. Hai To Use Jaldi Se
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Paper Par Likh Kar Almari Me Band Kar Do
Kahin Galti Se SEND Na Ho Jaaye..!!!''
Ek Din 1 Farishta Janwaroo Ko Unki Zat Bata Raha Tha
Sher-Jutt
Cheeta-Rajput
Hathi-Butt
Zebra-MAlik
Khota-Pathan
Khota Replid O Pai Jee Mai Khota hi Theek Aan
''Chappal chhoti ho to
Panw me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to
Bahon me nahi aati''
Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??





THE story behind the fact......




Two birds went to the theatre.



One bird got C row and the other bird did not get a seat,


So they had to give it a spare row.



Hence the bird in C row was called crow and the other sparrow.




Pass this to all your friends and let them develop their general knowledge.... ;->