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the museum curator c
The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones.
He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!!
Have a great birthday
  

May, 03 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2499 views       Funny

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ßrandy+Water=
Injurious To kidney

Whisky+Water=
Injurious To Heart

Vodka+Water=
Injurious To ßrain

çonclusion: Please Avoid WATER
''Maa ne kaha HAVELI chhor do,

Paro ne kaha DAARO chhor do,

Andhay ne kaha mujhe SARAK k us PAAR chhor do.

Ek din aayega, Jab GirlFriend ke bachey kahengey:
Mamu Zara School Chhor do.''

Judge 2 a smart girl
U murdered ur frend jst bcoz she tore a page 4rm ur notebook?

Girl
Yes, bcoz that page had an autograph of "HumAyuN"
Uff ye grlz b na =P ;)
WAPDA walon ka kehna hai k sirf June tak hi awam ko loadshedding ki takleef bardashat karni hogi
Qk
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Uske baad to aadat ho jayegi.
Pathan Ro Raha Tha
Admi;Kya Howa?
Pathan"Yara Hum Udas Ha Jis Say Pyar Karta Hay Uska Chumi B Nahi Lay Sakta"
Admi;Kion?
Pathan:Yara Uska Shave Boht Chubta Hay
Chandi ka ghora soney ki
lagam

msg parhne walo ko
mera salam

Pepsi Coke peene walo
kabhi pani piya karo

Free k msg parhne walo
Kabhi msg bhi kya karo.->
What Do You Call A Crow Which Is Very Rich??
















Crow-Pati (Crore Pati)
Gareeb shohor bola:
Lagta hai ab dosto ke
aage hath phailana
paren ge....




Biwi:Jaldi se tum hath
phaila lo, warna mujhe
taangein phailana parein
gi........................-;>
DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE
Khud hE LAmbi cALL kAron "PAppu" , , ,

LEkin MErE DAmAn mE MiSS CaLL
k siwA kuCh Bhi nAhi... ;->
Ek Scientist ne Mera Brain Wash kia or phr Pocha:

Tmhe ab b koi Yad hy?

Me na Apka Nam lia to wo hans k Bola:

Kuch VIRUS kbi khatam nhi hote.

Miss u my frnd.
What happens when a lion Roars?





Think....




Think harder....


Its easy!!







Ans. Tom and Jerry starts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Larki k Galon Pr Gulab Ki Patti Pyar Se MArne Pr Responces:

English Girl : U r Too Naughty Sweet HEart !!

Urdu: Na KAru Jano

Punjabi : Para Hat Way Haram Deya