the museum curator c

The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones.
He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!!
Have a great birthday

May, 03 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 3005 views Funny

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A Police Recruit

A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam,
"What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own
Mother?"

He Said, "Call For Backup.".

1960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai chahee bahaar hai,

1960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai chahee bahaar hai,

aja sajna tera intzar hai. --
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2003 girl.....

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2003 girl : dusara/tisra pyar hai,

dil bekrar hai,....

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aja morey payaray sajna verna chautha tayyar hai. :D

In School Canteen,

In School Canteen,There Was A Basket Of Apples With Notice Written :

"Don''t Take More Than 1, God Is Watching!"

A Little Further There Was A Box Of Choclates,
A Naughty Child Wrote:
"Take As Many As U Want. God Is Watching The Apples":-)!

Pyar Me Aur Photograph

Pyar Me Aur Photograph Me Kia Similarity Hai...?

D0n0 Andhere Me Develope H0te Hai ;)

HaHa HaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHa

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Kuch Nahi
Aise Hi "Last Over"
Yaad Aa Gaya
Ajmal Ka . . . =P =D

Janab Zardari

Janab Zardari Sb Apni Kitab "Gharibon Ka Khaatma" (Jild 2,Pg # 74)
Main Likhtey hain..

"Meray Hum-Watno Mehangaie Se Na Daro Hawa Khaoe,
Ghussa Piyo Aur Mazey Se Geo:-)

"ENGINEERS B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN"

Wesy to Amir khan ki har
movie men koi lesson hota hai,

Lakin 3 idiots men us ny
dunya ko aik new bat batayi..,

"ENGINEERS B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN" :-)

Ek Chota Baby

Ek Chota Baby Apni Mummy Ko Kehta hai .

" IS MaiN kia hai Mumy ? "

Mumy: ais main mera Pyara sa Baby hai

" Itna hi pyara tha tu kah kyo liya? " :P lolx

Ek Ghar mai Twins Paida

Ek Ghar mai Twins Paida Huye to Saas Ne Kaha :

Mubarik Hoo Bhala Batao ...Hamari Duniya k Halat Daikh kar BAchay Bhi Duniya Mai Akele Ane Se Dartay Hain

women never understand

Doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear.
Doctor: it makes no difference.
Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.

Difference B/W Cinema

Difference B/W Cinema Theatre & Operation Theatre?

Cinema Theatre : Take Ticket & Go Inside!

Operation Theatre: Go Inside N Take Ticket!

An astronomer was

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”

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