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the museum curator c
The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones.
He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!!
Have a great birthday
  

May, 03 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3156 views       Funny

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''Boy:
Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai''
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"

The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge." . . . ;->


Pathan Road Accident K Bad Bola
Hum Sedha Jata Tha
Road Bhi Sedha Jata Tha
Hum Seadha Chalta Geya

Road Yakdam Mur Gya

Samne Aik Darkht Ata Tha Ham Darkht Ki Taraf Jata Tha Darkht Hmari Tarf Ata Tha

Humne Break Mara

Darkht Nahin Ruka
Osne Aakar Gari Ko Takr Mara
Ye Khanzeer Darkht Ka Chalan Kro

Wo khush ikhlaqi.... Wo payari ankhein.... Wo MASOOM sa chehra.... Wo UMDA ZEHAN.... Wo Nice Personality.... Aap ko YAAD Hai??? GOOD.! GOOD.! "Main ab bhi waisi hi hoon"


If Any Dog Attacks You

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Ye Tamashay Nahi Karna,
Bhaag Jana Hai. :-)
Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho




Wah Wah




Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho





Jab Makeup Nahi Kerti Ho Tou
Sahfqat Cheema Lagti Ho ...
Agr koi ap k pas aaye aur kahe,"tum bewaqoof ho"
To koi lamha zaya mat krna us ko gardan se pakrna aur kehna
!


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Plz Kisi or ko mat batana yar ! ok !
Jab Se Para Hun Tere Ishq Mein JANU,

Kuch Is Tarhan Se Meri Zindaghi WIRAAN Ho Gayi,

Kal Tak Jo Mera OFFICE Tha GARMENTS Ka,

Aaj Woh
CHADDI-BANYAN
Ki DUKAAN Ho Gayi...!
Aap ki valantian partner bhej rahi hon. ok
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Ab thanx boll kar rulana mat;-)
Aj tab tak piyenge jab tak wo samny waly 3 darakht 6 nhi dikhty.

Bar owner:
Bas kro kamino, samny 1 hi darakht hy. Ab kya jungle banaoge?

" Pakistani Di Mushkil

Ghar Wich Punjabi Bolo

School Wich Urdu Bolo

Paper English Wich Karu

Tay

Maran To Baad Hisab Arbi Wich

Ufff !!

Hon Tusi Daso K Banda Kray Te Ki Kray. "


Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.