''Two goldfish are in

''Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

May, 24 2010 91 chars (1 sms) 2286 views Funny

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Job In Trafic Police

Candidate Mst Hve Da Following Qualities.

1Behviur: Battamez
2Weight:Minimum 105 Kg(125 Ghari Pr 1 Hi Pura Aye)

3 Honsty: Chalan Km Katey(Oper Se Paise Le Le)

4luks: Koi B Ho(Knsa Behaviur Pe Frq Pardna Hy)

Yar Suneri Moqa He Hath Se Mt Ghawana Tm Me To Isse B Ziada Khubyan Hyn

Teacher to student:

Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack....

wOt wilL i nAme mY

wOt wilL i nAme mY sOn iF hE fAllS iN lOve Only Once???...

EKLoveYA :-

1 pathan or uski

1 pathan or uski B.V riksha main aakar beithe

to driver ne shisha set kiya

pathan chillaya or bola

tum hamara B.V ko dekhta hai

tum peche betho riksha ham chalaye ga,

Is Dunya Me 1 Ache

Is Dunya Me 1 Ache
Insaan Ka Mlna Ksi
Mojze Se Kam Nhi
1 Aisa Insan Jo
Khunsurat Dil Aur
Purkashish Shaksiyat
Ka Malik Ho
Islye

Qadar Kro Meri Zalimo''n ... ;->

If I was an artist,

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I''m only a cartoonist!

U R Many Kilometers Away From Me

U R Many Kilometers Away From Me

But

Still I''am Watching U

Through 3 Diferent Places

1- Cartoon Network

2- National Geographic

3- Animal Planet . . . ;->

Zardari

"yaqeenan woh shaks goonga hai

jis ne mujy dekha aur gaali na di"

(Asif Zardari ki kitab "firaun ki wapsi"
chapter "haan me kutta hun"
page#420)

''Aankhon main nami t

''Aankhon main nami thi aur vitamin ki kammi thi,

Jiss se sari raat baat ki, woh meri mehbuba ki ammi thi;-)''

Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?

Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?

Student:Aap ki beti sexy hai
ye hamari soch hai lekin,

Wo hamare hath se bach jaye gi

ye Aapka vehem hai..->?

Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,

Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,

Ye to ankhon se bayan hoti hai,

Dosti may mushkil milay to kia hua,

Mushkil may hi to apno or parayon ki pehchaan hoti hai.

If ever I was rude to u

If ever I was rude to u

if ever I was angry with u

if ever I misbehaved with u,

then dont hesitate.

JUST SLAP URSELF.

galti tumhari hi hogi. :-)

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